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Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0

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9 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

The original indictment apparently dates back to Trump I and the Barr DOJ.

Would be interesting to see it, as they tended to be more competent.

Nonetheless, this is a fairly standard "El Chapo" type indictment.

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Worst. Press. Conference. Ever

I mean. We just took over Venezuela. We're going to run it, including their oil industry. And we're not even trying to be subtle or disguise it.

This is a bad fucking day.

I'd imagine there are some Venezuelan oil expats in Houston who are toasting this news.

Shit like this really highlights how most of the population is only capable of viewing news items in black and white.

Asking “why are you supporting Maduro?!?” to anyone who dares point out the potential ramifications of an event like this.

So if we’re just going to go in and steal Venezuela’s oil, the price of oil will presumably drop pretty significantly.

That’ll be fun to see the reaction among all the Trumpublicans in West Texas who’ve gotten fat and happy off their royalty checks.

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Shit like this really highlights how most of the population is only capable of viewing news items in black and white.

Asking “why are you supporting Maduro?!?” to anyone who dares point out the potential ramifications of an event like this.

We’ve been engineered into stupidity and inaction… all part of the plan

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19 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Fuck off Massie. And everyone else in DC that shares your damn job title. We all know you wont do a goddamn thing about it, or even try you gutless fucking cowards.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Mexico Crude Oil: Exports was reported at 847.812 Barrel/Day th in Dec 2024

https://www.ceicdata.com/en/indicator/mexico/crude-oil-exports

Will probably run Venezuela better than America…

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Also, when do we start using the nuclear weapons? Cause at this point why not?

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Century. You meant “century.”

We are well into a new dark age of human history, and the bleakest part of that is that we’ve only just begun.

I find your proposed timeline to be surprisingly optimistic.

I think there's a very slim but non-zero (and growing!) chance that the vast majority of your century might become wholly irrelevant.

One last thought, I think Trump was jealous of all Maldani press coverage yesterday. So time for a little war to grab some oil.

16 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

So if we’re just going to go in and steal Venezuela’s oil, the price of oil will presumably drop pretty significantly.

That’ll be fun to see the reaction among all the Trumpublicans in West Texas who’ve gotten fat and happy off their royalty checks.

drill baby drill !!!!

venezuela's biggest sin was trading oil in the chinese yuan and crypto, and they wanted other countries to follow their lead

if the us petro dollar ever fails, we are very screwed

also, west texas sweet crude has been on a steady decline for years. driving up the price per barrel to turn a profit

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy Cow ... Marjorie Taylor Greene is a fucking Rhodes Scholar compared to the current chimpanzees in charge.

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For anyone wondering her motivations lately, think she let it slip with that last sentence.

2 minutes ago, NIUHuskies said:

One last thought, I think Trump was jealous of all Maldani press coverage yesterday. So time for a little war to grab some oil.

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11 minutes ago, NIUHuskies said:

Mexico Crude Oil: Exports was reported at 847.812 Barrel/Day th in Dec 2024

https://www.ceicdata.com/en/indicator/mexico/crude-oil-exports

Yeah I know. I just thought it was funny. The fentanyl isn'twasn't coming from Venezuela either, so ...

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Holy shit this is way worse of a PC than I expected. Literally we're taking over for oil. Not even hiding it.

your fault for having expectations

Fuck yes, I can finally get that house in Midland that I have been eyeing

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3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fuck yes, I can finally get that house in Midland that I have been eyeing

Ballgame.

10 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

So when does FIFA revoke their Peace Prize?

I don’t think Venezuela has ever qualified for the World Cup so they don’t care

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Ballgame.

best chicken fajitas in texas !!!!!

Just when you think this timeline can't get any worse, you remember about tomorrow.

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42 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I mean. We just took over Venezuela. We're going to run it, including their oil industry. And we're not even trying to be subtle or disguise it.

This is a bad fucking day.

MAGA President: Builds private army to round up immigrants; invades neighboring countries for their resources.

MAGA Voters: “Stop calling us Nazis!”

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Imagine being confident that the band of incompetent child molesters/child molester protectors running our country has a plan for how they are going to run Venezuela and take over its oil.

12 minutes ago, tx ind said:

I don’t think Venezuela has ever qualified for the World Cup so they don’t care

First Venezuela misses qualifying for the World Cup by one game, then gets bombed by the winner of the FIFA peace prize.

😂😂😂😂😂

The apparent “plan” that we’re going to send a bunch of Chevron engineers into the most lawless and dangerous country on Earth without any immediate security measures is honestly pretty funny in its complete stupidity.

50 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Shit like this really highlights how most of the population is only capable of viewing news items in black and white.

Asking “why are you supporting Maduro?!?” to anyone who dares point out the potential ramifications of an event like this.

Oh yes, the idiot jingoists are definitely out in full force today. They can’t wait to say something today that will have them fitted for face eggs later on. That’s that nationalism, and you all know the saying:

Nationalism is politics for…basic people

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

The apparent “plan” that we’re going to send a bunch of Chevron engineers into the most lawless and dangerous country on Earth without any immediate security measures is honestly pretty funny in its complete stupidity.

fyi the infrastructure isn't in place / in very very bad condition

on the rotating equipment side they need billions in just spare parts. millions in repairs

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4 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Imagine being confident that the band of incompetent child molesters/child molester protectors running our country has a plan for how they are going to run Venezuela and take over its oil.

It will be something like

I, Albatross: Magnets: No, But Seriously, How DO They Work?

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Well, if there’s one thing that always works out really well for Latin Americans, it’s privatization and US corporate investment.

Just now, BrickHorn said:

Well, if there’s one thing that always works out really well for Latin Americans, it’s privatization and US corporate investment.

private equity you peon !!!!!

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8 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

The apparent “plan” that we’re going to send a bunch of Chevron engineers into the most lawless and dangerous country on Earth without any immediate security measures is honestly pretty funny in its complete stupidity.

Trump Plando... It's got what MAGA craves.

Guys this is not about drugs.

It's not even about oil.

This goes to an even baser motivation. Trump is mad he didn't win the Nobel.

"do you see what happens, Larry?? this is what happens when you don't... give me... the Nobel peace prize!"

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😂😂😂😂

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

Ayahuasca is a hell of a trip

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ayahuasca is a hell of a trip

i've yet to visit peru

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Nice try, woman.

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Nice try, woman.

the crypto trade hasn't cleared

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