March 4, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Is this the new, we didn't lose, we just ran out of time?
March 4, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, BruceVonClaude said: Is this the new, we didn't lose, we just ran out of time? Johnny, you’re officially a bust! Or if you never stop being high did your NFL “careeer” never actually happen?
March 4, 20241 yr Sometimes being retired is not a decision you make, but a decision others make for you.
March 4, 20241 yr I’m eagerly awaiting posts complaining about Longhorns doing quite well at the combine.
March 4, 20241 yr “Bro, 4.21 ain’t even that fast.” ”Heard they opened up the stadium doors behind him so it was wind assisted.” ”He’s a track guy. Those guys can’t hang in the NFL.” “Too small.” ”Declared early because he didn’t want to go 5-7 next year.” I’m guessing those would be the criticisms.
March 4, 20241 yr Only if forced to and in need of a laugh. And now, playing all your favorite hits here on BRKN, Broken Record Radio! A college grad with an ag tag: 1 He's talking about the post Covid year team. I write that to prove context doesn't help when the reasoning isn't reasoning at all. 2 A college graduate. This is new:
March 4, 20241 yr On 3/3/2024 at 8:29 AM, Thiefery said: i never worn a pair of those but I have in Reefs.. best shoes around the house or in general. I never heard of hey dudes til I moved to the Houston area in '21.. in VA Reefs were the popular flip flop/slip on shoes I remember when Ocean Pacific was the serious flip flop. They don't even make them anymore.
March 4, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Worthy and Mitchell underperformed in our offense? Worthy went for 1000 yards last season and Mitchell had 845 yards and 11 touchdowns. All in a conference where every defense is designed to take away the deep pass above all else. But don't let facts get in the way of a good story I guess.
March 4, 20241 yr Only if forced to and in need of a laugh. And now, playing all your favorite hits here on BRKN, Broken Record Radio! A college grad with an ag tag: 1 He's talking about the post Covid year team. I write that to prove context doesn't help when the reasoning isn't reasoning at all. 2 A college graduate. This is new: What I am getting out of all these brilliant Texags quotes is this common theme:“All those players weren’t SEC ready when they went there, they were never developed, and that’s why they’re all doing so well at the combine”.
March 4, 20241 yr Popular Post It's been so long since we've been good that I completely forgot about the annual springtime transition from "sips are all overrated" to "no way the sips can replace that elite talent." never change, aggy.
March 4, 20241 yr 37 minutes ago, Vertigo said: Worthy and Mitchell underperformed in our offense? Worthy went for 1000 yards last season and Mitchell had 845 yards and 11 touchdowns. All in a conference where every defense is designed to take away the deep pass above all else. But don't let facts get in the way of a good story I guess. Well you see, Worthy was still underutilized, as was Mitchell, who also tested extremely well. Sanders was underutilized too, while we’re at it. Oh, and Brooks may be the RB1 in the draft - he too was underutilized. Sark is an idiot, he wasted so many plays.
March 4, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Vertigo said: Worthy and Mitchell underperformed in our offense? Worthy went for 1000 yards last season and Mitchell had 845 yards and 11 touchdowns. All in a conference where every defense is designed to take away the deep pass above all else. But don't let facts get in the way of a good story I guess.
March 4, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Handcruser said: What I am getting out of all these brilliant Texags quotes is this common theme: “All those players weren’t SEC ready when they went there, they were never developed, and that’s why they’re all doing so well at the combine”. And what happened to the “SEC grind”, it’s all of a sudden weak now that tu has joined?
March 4, 20241 yr Popular Post Tech/Baylor/ISU/KU combined 2023 record, excluding losses to Texas: 26-21 Mississippi State/Kentucky/Florida/Vandy: 19-30 Murderers’ row 2.0
March 4, 20241 yr 53 minutes ago, Armybrat said: And what happened to the “SEC grind”, it’s all of a sudden weak now that tu has joined? Take your pick: "Texas' schedule is the softest in the SEC" "The SEC hasn't been the same since Saban retired" "The league office / refs put their thumbs on the scale to make sure the sips win" "Texas' entire program is built on NIL, they wouldn't have lasted a season before being able to buy their team" I know you already know this and were asking a rhetorical question, but it will be fun to see which excuse because the officially sanctioned replacement for the "Big 12 easy" line they've been touting for more than a decade. Honestly, their ability to manage cognitive dissonance is impressive.
March 4, 20241 yr Yeah, the best real season those dorks have had in the SEC was with Big 12 recruits under Sumlin. Their coveted 9-1 Covid season was a textbook asterisk joke. The remainder of their SEC record is the same old weak middle of the pack shit. Edited March 4, 20241 yr by Armybrat
March 4, 20241 yr Popular Post 3 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said: Well you see, Worthy was still underutilized, as was Mitchell, who also tested extremely well. Sanders was underutilized too, while we’re at it. Oh, and Brooks may be the RB1 in the draft - he too was underutilized. Sark is an idiot, he wasted so many plays. You're missing the best part of the paradox. Texas underutilized all this talent v. Texas will suck next year because they lost so much talent.
March 5, 20241 yr And Elmo reloaded on players that want to playI’ve always thought they fucked up firing Sherman. Sure they choked a bunch of games his last year but I always thought he was building a great foundation. Especially on the linesBut the would have never had the Johnny football era if he was coaching I’m sure
March 5, 20241 yr 21 minutes ago, Updawg said: And Elmo reloaded on players that want to play I’ve always thought they fucked up firing Sherman. Sure they choked a bunch of games his last year but I always thought he was building a great foundation. Especially on the lines But the would have never had the Johnny football era if he was coaching I’m sure Sherman was adamantly against going to the SEC, as was Bill Byrne. That was all Bowen Loftin (fucking bow tie doofus). They made Byrne fire Sherman before he left collie station. Texags wasn’t having it.
March 5, 20241 yr Case and Justin Motherfucking Tucker got Sherman fired. Had aggy won that game, they end up 8-5 with: 1 point loss @ Okie St who ended up #3 in the country 4 point loss @ Jerryworld to pig who ended up #5 in the country 7 point OT loss to Mizzou who won 8 games 16 point loss @ #7 OU 3 point 4OT loss @ 10 win KSU and Loochie would have been pumping sunshine like the overexuberant Tech bell ringer.
March 5, 20241 yr The crazy thing is, Sumlin was not a bad coach for them either. Shit, he had like the 2nd or 3rd highest winning percentage of any coach in the last 100 years all while playing in the secsecsec (!!!).. After that first year surprise, he was 9-4, 8-5, 8-5, 8-5, 7-5 (fired before the bowl). He was perfectly Texas 8&5 and ended up with better results than the $95M man.
March 5, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said: Well you see, Worthy was still underutilized, as was Mitchell, who also tested extremely well. Sanders was underutilized too, while we’re at it. Oh, and Brooks may be the RB1 in the draft - he too was underutilized. Sark is an idiot, he wasted so many plays. …is this when we bring up RED ZONE EFFICIENCY? Or are we supposed to do that on another thread?
March 5, 20241 yr 21 hours ago, Park Gothic said: Take your pick: "Texas' schedule is the softest in the SEC" "The SEC hasn't been the same since Saban retired" "The league office / refs put their thumbs on the scale to make sure the sips win" "Texas' entire program is built on NIL, they wouldn't have lasted a season before being able to buy their team" I know you already know this and were asking a rhetorical question, but it will be fun to see which excuse because the officially sanctioned replacement for the "Big 12 easy" line they've been touting for more than a decade. Honestly, their ability to manage cognitive dissonance is impressive. The ag’s ability to manage cognitive dissonance is the single concept that makes this thread the best thing in the history of the internet. Pretty sure Al Gore had texags screenshots in mind when he created it.
March 5, 20241 yr Popular Post "Worthy wasn't good at tu" Checks notes: 6th All Time in Receptions 4th All time in Yds 3rd All Time in TD's Checks aggy record book for where X would be: 4th All Time in Receptions 5th All time in Yds 3rd All time in TD's Basically a top 5 WR at both schools and accomplished those spots in 3 years
March 5, 20241 yr 8 minutes ago, Tylerocks said: "Worthy wasn't good at tu" Checks notes: 6th All Time in Receptions 4th All time in Yds 3rd All Time in TD's Checks aggy record book for where X would be: 4th All Time in Receptions 5th All time in Yds 3rd All time in TD's Basically a top 5 WR at both schools and accomplished those spots in 3 years This is kinda like their thing. McNeal was better than Vince. TMurphy was better than Roy. Derek Farmer was better than Cedric Benson... It's the greatest unintentional comedy of all time.
March 5, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said: This is kinda like their thing. McNeal was better than Vince. TMurphy was better than Roy. Derek Farmer was better than Cedric Benson... It's the greatest unintentional comedy of all time. Oh, fo sho. It's the best. I love the fact that anyone over that looks at things objectively is labeled as some sort of turncoat.
March 5, 20241 yr 1) Texas players are overrated 2) Texas underutilized their immense talent 3) Texas plays such an easy schedule, anyone could win 10 4) Texas loses all of that talent next year 5) They won't come close to 10 wins next year 6) repeat ad infinitum
March 6, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Tylerocks said: "Worthy wasn't good at tu" Checks notes: 6th All Time in Receptions 4th All time in Yds 3rd All Time in TD's Checks aggy record book for where X would be: 4th All Time in Receptions 5th All time in Yds 3rd All time in TD's Basically a top 5 WR at both schools and accomplished those spots in 3 years Yeah, but how many did he get against A&M?
March 6, 20241 yr 7) Texas played a weak ass schedule (beat SEC champs at their place but, but…oh shit)
March 6, 20241 yr 7) Texas played a weak ass schedule (beat SEC champs at their place but, but…oh shit)That was a different bama team. Besides it was a trap game. Bama was looking ahead towards sec conference play
March 6, 20241 yr Worthy @ Bama, in a non-SEC matchup: 5-75-1, long of 44 aggy vs Bama, in an SEC matchup: 14-239-1, long of 37 Advantage: A&M, ya stupid sips!
March 6, 20241 yr It brings me comfort to know that had we won 2 more games (Wash and Michigan), and won the National Title, aggy would be saying the exact same shit.
March 6, 20241 yr Or they would make new shirts with bandaids on sawed off horns and enjoy the coattail ride
March 6, 20241 yr Popular Post A quick hit, for those suffering (from) withdrawal symptoms. (So - to keep track - Heisman, high NFL draft pick, or "natty." The modest expectations & tough choices for C-Weig in C-Stat.) But how are things now? At least MarkTAMUx2 has a sense of humor, responding with this pic.
March 6, 20241 yr I'm already at the point where I don't expect to see Weigman healthy by their conference schedule. Klein isn't calling an offense that protects the QB and that OL is absolute dogshit.
March 7, 20241 yr Man, Ags say Weigman is the Heisman front runner, Sooners say Jackson Arnold is,…we may have to wait until the SEC CG for them to settle it!
March 7, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, That Guy said: Man, Thulsa Doom, that guy really knew how to run a cult. nerd.....
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