September 13, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said: Can everyone stop what they are doing and go find a video of Weigman talking. I had never heard him speak before and I’ll just say I did not expect him to sound like that. I mean I try not to associate with people from Cypress so I’m no expert, but I did not expect that, um, dialect from a Cypress white guy. Nah, bro, nah, nah.
September 13, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said: I had some professional dealings with them once upon a time where we leased a building of theirs when I ran a title company. They sent a lease, I negotiated some changes, his person agreed to then, everyone signed, he called up and screamed at me afterwards- it was truly bizarre. It was the son and it was a hidden camera in the bathroom at their family lakehouse.
September 13, 20241 yr 16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: Nah, bro, nah, nah. Ok it appears to be a hoax video? There are others of him sounding very different.
September 13, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said: Football teams treating injuries like state secrets is an ongoing source of amusement for me, and Hungry Hungry Elko is really fucking bringing it in this department. Who knows what crazy conspiratorial thoughts go through his head at night while he's savaging his midnight calzone. Maybe Elko just wants to be HIPPA compliant.
September 13, 20241 yr Collin Klein love of running his QBs isn’t gonna help that “every aggy QB is made of glass glass” problem, is it? I need to start watching more aggy football. The drama is intense. Better than “The Real Housewives.”
September 13, 20241 yr 26 minutes ago, morehornsepower said: How the fuck is anyone supposed to take these people seriously? Oh, he's serious. "Alla-ca-zoo" is his incoherent yearning for the return of prodigal son "Calzada."
September 13, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said: Oh, he's serious. "Alla-ca-zoo" is his incoherent yearning for the return of prodigal son "Calzada." I put that gibberish into google and it was legit
September 13, 20241 yr 17 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said: Ok it appears to be a hoax video? There are others of him sounding very different.
September 13, 20241 yr I move to name him Tickle Me Elko. I overheard it at the csu tailgate and laugh every time I think of it.Jimbo has multiple derogative names, why not the Elk?
September 13, 20241 yr To be fair, with each new generation of college students it gets more difficult to fake that shit to get in a bar. Thanks Bin Laden.
September 13, 20241 yr 23 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said: Ok it appears to be a hoax video? There are others of him sounding very different. The X clip is fake. The Gameday segment is very real.
September 13, 20241 yr 43 minutes ago, morehornsepower said: How the fuck is anyone supposed to take these people seriously? For a minute I thought this was someone making fun of the aggy chants, then I realized this was on the Texags board. What in the actual fuck.
September 13, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said: Well with the OU and Houston game experience from last year I am not going to say there is not a loss. I rather wish that we look great going into the aggy game and that the ticket market implodes because aggy does not want to be present for their ass kicking and we take over that freaking place like we did Michigan. We gonna dry hump this entire schedule after we beat ou by whatever. It is written. This is year 4. We have arrived. This is who we are now. This is what we are.
September 13, 20241 yr 14 minutes ago, ousux said: On 9/9/2024 at 12:29 PM, TexasRenegade said: To be fair, with each new generation of college students it gets more difficult to fake that shit to get in a bar. Thanks Bin Laden. You obviously don't have a college aged kid. It's terrifying what they can purchase online.
September 13, 20241 yr It makes me sad, but all I got out of that is that the guy doesn’t know that deviled eggs are boiled eggs. And somehow exotic compared to scrambled eggs.
September 13, 20241 yr 32 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said: Maybe Elko just wants to be HIPPA compliant. HIPAA Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. Not trying to police, but see these daily, and even have to correct myself on occasion from typing it incorrectly.
September 13, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, UTEX90 said: HIPAA Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. Not trying to police, but see these daily, and even have to correct myself on occasion from typing it incorrectly. I thought he meant HIPPO, but I just let it go.
September 13, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, UTEX90 said: HIPAA Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. Not trying to police, but see these daily, and even have to correct myself on occasion from typing it incorrectly.
September 13, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, UTEX90 said: HIPAA Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. Not trying to police, but see these daily, and even have to correct myself on occasion from typing it incorrectly. And just imagine how tragic would be our lives were they squandered in the shadow of such common acronym errors, left all uncorrected.
September 13, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Vertigo said: For a minute I thought this was someone making fun of the aggy chants, then I realized this was on the Texags board. What in the actual fuck. Shit don't even rhyme.
September 13, 20241 yr 16 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said: imagine re-reading something looch wrote, like inspecting tea leaves to see if there might be a hidden grain of truth inside
September 13, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, ousux said: On 9/9/2024 at 9:46 AM, BornAndRaised said: Jimbo has multiple derogative names, why not the Elk? sure if you don’t mind getting sued to Bolivia.
September 13, 20241 yr 37 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: I have a gut feeling Reed starts tomorrow. If so, the spin will be, "We're just being extra careful, looking out for Connor long term. We wouldn't jeopardize a young man's future just to win a football game." Should Reed then turn out to have a pulse, they'll maybe "work Connor back in carefully" in some low-leverage situation. It could then morph into, "Reed's got a nice rhythm right now, and we don't want to mess with the chemistry on offense." OK, chances of Reed doing anything noteworthy are slim. But aggy won't need much to serve as cover for their gallant fallen warrior.
September 13, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said: Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers He might actually lose weight eating only 120 hamburgers after the fine.
September 13, 20241 yr 17 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said: Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers Taking away his Tuesday night dinner is harsh, but I'll allow it Edited September 13, 20241 yr by Chuckie Finster
September 13, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said: oh my word... they've been smelling their own farts for so long they no longer have the ability to discern what's real any more
September 13, 20241 yr 49 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said: Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers That would hardly dent his daily intake.
September 13, 20241 yr Popular Post Lulz. From the Florida 247 board, to mark the arrival of the Aggies ...
September 13, 20241 yr It is so hilarious when these morons are like "Wait how can Wiggy be hurt when Liucci was just talking about how he was going for 550 yards and 7 TDs on the Loochador yesterday??" They are the biggest group of fucking marks on the planet, I'm surprised any of them have any money left to pay TexAgs since they're all probably financially supporting a dozen Nigerian princes.
September 13, 20241 yr No matter where he's at, he represents his city. And he's also known to take fools out like his homey Frank Nitti, sir. What do you expect them to call him?Yeah but is he a young city slicker or a country hillbilly? Does he smoke swisha sweets or does he smoke Phillies?
September 13, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said: Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers Elko:
September 13, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, bad_teammate said: "LAY OFF ME, LOOCH, I'M CARB LOADING FOR THE BIG GAME!"
September 14, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Getafix said: Lulz. From the Florida 247 board, to mark the arrival of the Aggies ... NGL, those Florida dudes are funnier than most of Surly.
September 14, 20241 yr Popular Post 5 minutes ago, Jebus said: username does not check out Poor bastard. I’ve been there.
September 14, 20241 yr Popular Post 2 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Poor bastard. I’ve been there. Username checks out
September 14, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Guess aggy is no longer fooled by the lunchpail talk? Which one of them did you bang during the Roaring Twenties?
September 14, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: Which one of them did you bang during the Roaring Twenties? They are young enough to be his daughters.
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