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7 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

I just can't imagine how fucking stupid I'd feel getting up and wholeheartedly singing "varsity's horns are sawwwwed off" after watching varsity hire away my school's most successful coach and mercilessly spank me on the football field in the span of six months

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Just now, Bodacious Bevo said:

I just can't imagine how fucking stupid I'd feel getting up and wholeheartedly singing "varsity's horns are sawwwwed off" after watching varsity hire away my school's most successful coach and mercilessly spank me on the football field in the span of six months

After thinking about it a bit more, I think the spanking is better described as merciful than merciless 

Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

And yet people on this site and idiots in the media think these guys are going to do something better than 8-4. Right now, 4 of their road opponents are ranked, and higher than ATM to open. That doesn’t include @Missouri who very well could be ranked when ATM shows up. So, yeah, sure this is the year they break through on the road and become a completely different program. 

I don't need you to go full um.. Ewers thread on receipts.. but I guess I'm missing all these Surly posters that think aggie is gonna break the fucking 8-5 ceiling this year. I'm sure there are one or two regards here that think it and of course the mediots have bought in for unfathomable reasons once again. Just not seeing many posters here that buy the cult propaganda like the media. 

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9 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I don't need you to go full um.. Ewers thread on receipts.. but I guess I'm missing all these Surly posters that think aggie is gonna break the fucking 8-5 ceiling this year. I'm sure there are one or two regards here that think it and of course the mediots have bought in for unfathomable reasons once again. Just not seeing many posters here that buy the cult propaganda like the media. 

Go back through the various aggie threads where people retread the trope “this site always underestimates ATM and then we’re all disappointed when they beat expectations”.  This thread, 2026 recruiting thread, the 2025 football thread, and Tell Me Abour ATM are good starters. 

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5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Go back through the various aggie threads where people retread the trope “this site always underestimates ATM and then we’re all disappointed when they beat expectations”.  This thread, 2026 recruiting thread, the 2025 football thread, and Tell Me Abour ATM are good starters. 

Well, perhaps my brain skipped over them thinking them sarcasm or just ignored them for being dumb. I'm just going to have to take your word for it as I've zero interest in reviewing threads looking for stupidity. Plenty to be found without digging for them through archives.

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31 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Go back through the various aggie threads where people retread the trope “this site always underestimates ATM and then we’re all disappointed when they beat expectations”.  This thread, 2026 recruiting thread, the 2025 football thread, and Tell Me Abour ATM are good starters. 

Sir, I think you are forgetting about their glorious 2020 campaign and all those great teams they beat.  But the Sip media screwed them out of the playoffs, which they likely would have won.

Posted
8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

they had stated quite matter-of-factly that we wouldn’t sashay into the conference and run it but it seems they are now saying we have done?

It's what they do in DoubleThink Station.

They also warned of our toxins wafting across Dixie and eroding the purity of SEC essence. We are

t.u.

Destroyer of Conferences!

Only Aggies see us for what we are. We zombified Sankey to do our bidding. Next, we voo-dooed the entire country outside of College Station and Katy so they couldn't detect what a horrible fate this was for the SEC.  The voo-doo worked so well that most see the move as good for the SEC. 

The Aggies face the fate of the prophetess Cassandra. Always right, but no one believed her.

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10 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

After thinking about it a bit more, I think the spanking is better described as merciful than merciless 

But but but they killed us a meaningless SECSECSEC tournament softball game and stole a match from us in volleyball. 

Don’t forget the collapse against us in MBB in Austin and the SEC tournament game 

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10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Handed?

We're either number 2 or number 3 of the above or a combination therein.

 

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Texas is a minority school that is begging for a 9 team SEC schedule. Most of the rest of the conference doesn't want it, because they're pussies. We want a 9 team SEC schedule, 3 Rivalries, AND to keep playing marquee non-conference games. 

They're all lying pussies. 

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Does it really matter who our respective teams play?  I mean they have Marcel Reed who's Lamar Jackson 2.0 and we have that overrated celeb guy who's riding the coattails of his uncles.

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21 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Does it really matter who our respective teams play?  I mean they have Marcel Reed who's Lamar Jackson 2.0 and we have that overrated celeb guy who's riding the coattails of his uncles.

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