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12 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm sure Cloak Room posters would abstain based on moral principle, and because they don't know what an orgasm feels like.

I've had orgasms! I've had tons of orgasms! I've had one with your mom, dude! I will strangle you, I'll stick my goddamn thumb through your eye!

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Here's a tidbit from Texags. More to come, I'm sure:

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The problems with building a powerhouse that's the envy of your conference and country is that A&M will come poaching all your staff with their huge money and facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities and traditions. Everybody wants a program like Billy Napier's program.

 

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10 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

lol, "A&M - it's not as shitty as you think" is a great tagline. They should totally run with that.

It can trail the actual “we’re not weird” campaign. 

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18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

And proximity to real cities.

All of which have real universities with honest intellectual pursuits and athletic programs with actual athletic achievements. 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I revere Meat Pimp.

 

After writing the above, I went back to look at the picture to see if I could figure out what Hey Dudes are. Failure there, but I did notice something almost holy about Meat Pimp.

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The crotch of his jeans is like the Shroud of Turin; a permanent record imprinted in denim of the unearthly beams of ethereal light emanating from the sacred gonads. All must go to their knees before them.

If you squint hard enough, you can see Jesus on the crotch

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I revere Meat Pimp.

 

After writing the above, I went back to look at the picture to see if I could figure out what Hey Dudes are. Failure there, but I did notice something almost holy about Meat Pimp.

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The crotch of his jeans is like the Shroud of Turin; a permanent record imprinted in denim of the unearthly beams of ethereal light emanating from the sacred gonads. All must go to their knees before them.

shoes, they are "shoes"

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they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty

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and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal

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4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I have never heard of these. Sperry's for the yutes?

they are big in areas outside large cities.

don't wear them, just asking for foot/ankle issues and they give you no support.

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On 2/28/2024 at 9:40 AM, RomaVicta said:

Here's a tidbit from Texags. More to come, I'm sure:

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The problems with building a powerhouse that's the envy of your conference and country is that A&M will come poaching all your staff with their huge money and facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities and traditions. Everybody wants a program like Billy Napier's program.

 

Mike Elko hired 5 coaches that were not brought over from Duke or already on the aggy staff. He watched the 2023 Florida Gators go 5-7 and still decided that 40% of these new hires, as well as his Director of Recruiting, needed to come from this program. I'm sure this will be fine.

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26 minutes ago, NoName said:

shoes, they are "shoes"

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they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty

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and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal

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Of all of the stupid tangents, this one is the dumbest. No one should be giving a flying fuck about the quality and care of some random aggie goober's shoes, or how that potential shoe choice relates to American politics as sided up through clothing choices. This is all a new level of stupid. 

 

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On 2/27/2024 at 10:59 AM, Park Gothic said:

I respect the hustle, but would prefer to just pick meat pimp's mom.

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Also, I'm pretty sure dude has doubled up on your No. 4 and No. 1 - confidence goes a long way.

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Every, single, 4H and FFA kid dresses like this. Honestly, I’d be worried if a meat judge was wearing a Rhoback and New Balances. 

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5 hours ago, NoName said:

shoes, they are "shoes"

image.png.458566e9299626d8cf7487c339bd6fce.png

they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty

image.png.4ca616406a848eed785415eda3282f31.png

and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal

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I have them, I love them, and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. I wear those fuckers everywhere. 

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6 hours ago, NoName said:

shoes, they are "shoes"

image.png.458566e9299626d8cf7487c339bd6fce.png

they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty

image.png.4ca616406a848eed785415eda3282f31.png

and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal

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I'm looking forward to the Salute Your Shorts NIL deal.

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