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Sadly that waffle house will probably be one the better restaurants in bcs.

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What ever happened to the aggy retaining pond plan that was going to turn the sewage laden water hazards of the aggy campus golf course into sewage laden retaining ponds of the aggy campus football facilities?

 

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20 minutes ago, demos said:

Sadly that waffle house will probably be one the better restaurants in bcs.

...along with Zaxby's Chicken Fingers.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

...along with Zaxby's Chicken Fingers.

And the Brothers Pizza at the corner Exxon that hasn’t been renovated since 1963.  

7 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


Stephanie fondy looks ... normal

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Texas A&M has long been known for being the state school for those with developmental difficulties and mental retardation.

Let's be sympathetic to people like Stephanie. There is a concerted effort to bring more like her to College Station to get an aggy-level "education."

Payscale.com data just doesn't report itself. People like Stephanie are what aggy culture is made of.

 

29 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

What ever happened to the aggy retaining pond plan that was going to turn the sewage laden water hazards of the aggy campus golf course into sewage laden retaining ponds of the aggy campus football facilities?

 

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That's some pretty blue sewage runoff. The animals there must be eating and shitting out smurfs.

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10 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Texas A&M has long been known for being the state school for those with developmental difficulties and mental retardation.

Let's be sympathetic to people like Stephanie. There is a concerted effort to bring more like her to College Station to get an aggy-level "education."

Payscale.com data just doesn't report itself. People like Stephanie are what aggy culture is made of.

 

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Coworker told me this today

An aggy football player was bragging to a group of co-eds that he finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 3 months. One girl said, “Three months? You’re proud of that?” The aggy said, “Yep. On the box it said 4-6 years.”

3 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:


Stephanie fondy looks ... normal

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C'mon guys don't be mean. Stephanie had no idea which camera to look at so she decided to look at both

5 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

fuck, we've had Waffle Houses in Austin for... ever? Ten years?

Yeah, but it took some time to work out the deal that only allowed the B/CS Waffle house to serve orange juice if it was maroon colored. 

4 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:


Stephanie fondy looks ... normal

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4 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:


Stephanie fondy looks ... normal

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She now goes by the name "John Sharp".

4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

What ever happened to the aggy retaining pond plan that was going to turn the sewage laden water hazards of the aggy campus golf course into sewage laden retaining ponds of the aggy campus football facilities?

 

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They gave it a shot:

 

aggy tears flooding CS?

49 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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The best part of this tweet is how they used the aggy provided cgi of pyle field.  There's no way it looks that normal and symmetrical in real life.  Needs more donkey kong.

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I don't think anyone who knows anything about college football would be surprised at Washington ranking ahead of A&M. They were barely a step behind USC during the (first) John Robinson years and were the class of the league by the end of Don James' tenure. Their 1991 team might not be the best of all time but Washington fans who claim it is don't look silly. Their 2000 team was better than any A&M has produced in the modern era, and they've made the playoff, Fiesta, and Rose Bowls in the past three years. 

Now that I think about it, Washington fans should be insulted by the way that's phrased. 

Minnesota hasn't put a nationally relevant team on the field since they won the national title with two losses back in 1962, but they have won multiple national championships since A&M won their only one. I'd call that a push, slight edge to A&M because its last mediocre 50 years have been way better than Minnesota's pathetic last 50 years. 

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12 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

 

Must be because of the ESPN rating.  I'll say a small prayer tonight.

 
They just found out they have to play Lamar on the day after the anniversary of Tupac's death.
16 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

 

This is only a personal opinion, but I think this is terrible leadership. He talked about not wanting to promote “bad habits”. How does canceling / walking out on practice move the teams towards better habits or a better attitude? Do what you were paid $75M to do and coach them towards being better.

14 minutes ago, Bigpoppapump said:

Must be because of the ESPN rating.  I'll say a small prayer tonight.

SEC teams have a bad problem with motivation. They often decide they don’t want to be involved with football related activities. Sometimes it’s practice, sometimes major bowl games. They just don’t have the motivation necessary to put forth the effort. 

The aggys are just trying to show they are a real SEC team by demonstrating poor demeanor, focus, and execution.

Yet again, advantage aggy. 

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7 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

This is only a personal opinion, but I think this is terrible leadership. He talked about not wanting to promote “bad habits”. How does canceling / walking out on practice move the teams towards better habits or a better attitude? Do what you were paid $75M to do and coach them towards being better.

When your $75M is pretty much guaranteed, why bother coaching?

11 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

SEC teams have a bad problem with motivation. They often decide they don’t want to be involved with football related activities. Sometimes it’s practice, sometimes major bowl games. They just don’t have the motivation necessary to put forth the effort. 

The aggys are just trying to show they are a real SEC team by demonstrating poor demeanor, focus, and execution.

Yet again, advantage aggy. 

I mean unless you know you’re going to play for a NC, then why bother? Clearly aggy knows there’s no chance of that happening. 

23 hours ago, SDG said:

Anyone hear this live?

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For those who can't bring themselves to listen to the full clip, the interview with Bruce Feldman starts around 25:00. They proceed to blow each other over the TexAgs/Athletic partnership until 29:00ish before moving on to aggy/sec talk. Texas in the playoff prediction occurs around 36:00.

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18 minutes ago, Deej said:

When your $75M is pretty much guaranteed, why bother coaching?

Not like everyone but aggy could see it coming huh Deej?

7 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Not like everyone but aggy could see it coming huh Deej?

A fool and Texas' money are soon parted.

22 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I mean unless you know you’re going to play for a NC, then why bother? Clearly aggy knows there’s no chance of that ever happening. 

Fify

Jimbo cut practice short today, apparently the team looks like shit.

What’s the deal with Johnny Foosball and Tanya Harding teaming up to sell insurance.  

1 hour ago, Modessit said:
1 hour ago, westexhorn said:
 

They just found out they have to play Lamar on the day after the anniversary of Tupac's death.

When do they play Martin, Bowie and the Mansfield schools?

1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

This is only a personal opinion, but I think this is terrible leadership. He talked about not wanting to promote “bad habits”. How does canceling / walking out on practice move the teams towards better habits or a better attitude? Do what you were paid $75M to do and coach them towards being better.

as a head coach, if your team came out lackadaisical or unfocused or whatever during August practice, and you could tell they weren't feeling it, wouldn't the response be "no problem, guys, we don't have to work on football today, we can just work on conditioning"....? 

fucking line 'em up and run 'em if they don't want to practice hard 

2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

as a head coach, if your team came out lackadaisical or unfocused or whatever during August practice, and you could tell they weren't feeling it, wouldn't the response be "no problem, guys, we don't have to work on football today, we can just work on conditioning"....? 

fucking line 'em up and run 'em if they don't want to practice hard 

Anything but quitting and giving them the day off would probably work...

What’s the deal with Johnny Foosball and Tanya Harding teaming up to sell insurance.  

Used to blowing out other people’s knees in their respective primes.
5 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Used to blowing out other people’s knees in their respective primes.

nice

50 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Used to blowing out other people’s knees in their respective primes.

Is that what JFF is blowing these days?

2 hours ago, westexhorn said:

 

Jimbo wanted to send his team a message. That message was that he was hot, tired, getting paid no matter what, and felt like sitting on his couch, eating Cheetos, and scratching his balls. 

Jimbo wanted to send his team a message. That message was that he was hot, tired, getting paid no matter what, and felt like sitting on his couch, eating Cheetos, and scratching his balls. 

Nah. Candi had a tennis lesson and he had to get ready to watch.

Us stupid 'sips just aren't capable of understanding the mysterious ways of a sitting National Championship Winning Coach (TM, all rights reserved).

Us stupid 'sips just aren't capable of understanding the mysterious ways of a sitting National Championship Winning Coach (TM, all rights reserved).

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1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

Anything but quitting and giving them the day off would probably work...

I am in this camp. I can’t remember ever hearing anything like this. Flipping the fuck out and making the team run until they puked? Sure. Doing kickoff coverage for an hour or repeating circle or oklahoma drills for the rest of practice? Sure. “Fuck it, you’ve hurt my feelings, I’m going into the A/C and you guys should too, and then be ashamed of yourselves!” Well, I honestly don’t think I’ve seen or heard of that. That’s legitimate meltdown level shit. Bizarre. 

Jimbo is reactionary. He's been getting his ass kicked in recruiting and was in a bad mood the last 2 days during these press conferences. I cannot wait for aggy to turn on him because it will be a shit show. 


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Excellent photoshop. Truly looks like the real thing.
2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Jimbo cut practice short today, apparently the team looks like shit.

I guess they don't want to be there. 

9 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:


Stephanie fondy looks ... normal

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It's like a Stephen Merchant and Karen from Wal-Mart love child

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Jimbo cut practice short today, apparently the team looks like shit.

Then he probably should just go ahead and cancel practice this season.

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