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3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

What jokes? It was a good video about one of our top commits. Thanks, Billy!

Where are they going to get all those trees from?
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Idk, but does it really matter? They'll all be gone when it comes time to build that overgrown camp fire..

It's that time of year where aggy baseball actually starts playing a team with a pulse.  After a 10-0 start playing the likes of Army, Prairie View, Incarnate Ward, ect., they played Illinois last night and got shutout 1-0 and are currently getting blasted by UCLA 10-2.

21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

It's that time of year where aggy baseball actually starts playing a team with a pulse.  After a 10-0 start playing the likes of Army, Prairie View, Incarnate Ward, ect., they played Illinois last night and got shutout 1-0 and are currently getting blasted by UCLA 10-2.

Normally they find a way to play 20 home games before they face a team with a pulse. 

On dabo per texags: He is not about to venture to the deep end and big boy football."

Let's look at this. Big boy football is the sec. The little 12 or dumpster fire or whatever it is called per texags, yet when was the last time aggy won it?

It is an absolute badge of honor to them to get their asses beat in the sec. They are more proud of losing in the sec than winning in the big 12 or back in the day of the southwest conference. They are the only school in america who cling to a conference logo more than their own school logo. Amazing, but not amazing knowing who these dipshits are.

Adding to that... does oregon state or Indiana or Maryland or Rutgers print shirts with GIANT conference logos on shirts for sale? What about boston college with giant acc logo shirts? Georgetown with big east logos?

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Oh, and that is absolutely the most embarrassing shirt in the history of shirts. Yet, it is for sale and apparently the sales are good enough to keep it on the website. SEC logo on the front, your school on the back.

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Comments on texags about their lackluster baseball games this weekend.  

14 hours ago, ousux said:
On 2/25/2020 at 9:26 AM, Beau Vine said:
Where are they going to get all those trees from?
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Idk, but does it really matter? They'll all be gone when it comes time to build that overgrown funeral pyre..

FIFY

13 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

 

good.  we need some more goddamn linebackers. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

good.  we need some more goddamn linebackers. 

more like a very undersized nose tackle or maybe a sumo wrestler

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53 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

more like a very undersized nose tackle or maybe a sumo wrestler

A good sumo is actually really quick. Probably a much better shuttle time than Leon.

17 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

A good sumo is actually really quick. Probably a much better shuttle time than Leon.

Correct. Those big dudes aren’t easy pushovers either.

35 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

A good sumo is actually really quick. Probably a much better shuttle time than Leon.

Ok fine, but he's at least fast enough to play backup Surly poster.

11 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Comments on texags about their lackluster baseball games this weekend.  

The WTF look on the faces of UCLA fans when they sang about sawing Varsity's horns off before the game last night in Frisco was priceless.

39 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Ok fine, but he's at least fast enough to play backup Surly poster.

Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. 

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

It is an absolute badge of honor to them to get their asses beat in the sec.

aggy is the NowThis of college football.

22 hours ago, markstanco said:

They are more proud of losing in the sec than winning in the big 12 . . . 

Not that they were doing much winning in the Big 12.  They won ONE conference championship in football in a total of 16 seasons in the Big 12.  Makes it all the more funny when they start spouting off about how weak the Big 12 is.

On 2/29/2020 at 6:20 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

 

I can hazard a guess-- because he, like 99% of all Texans, cares more about what's going on with UT than with A&M and is now free to indulge his interest. 

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He's one step away from a full on grandpa suit.

 

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On 2/28/2020 at 4:17 PM, LoneStarBiker said:

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5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Waiting.

Just waiting.

....for somebody to ask him to stay.

22 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

He has actually entered the Transfer Portal but his movement is so slow it is hard to discern movement with the naked eye.



Waiting.
Just waiting.
....for somebody to cut him a check


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1 hour ago, mininghorn88 said:

He has actually entered the Transfer Portal but his movement is so slow it is hard to discern movement with the naked eye.

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Wants attention, wants to be begged to stay.  Typical attention horse.

For the record, I think it's wrong to put Bert in the Texags office.

 

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

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I'll tell you what's going on..."JIMBO FISHER HAS BEEN STEALING FUNDS FROM THE TREASURY!!"

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12 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

He looks like he's fixing to get whacked by Paulie

Watch your back Tony ...

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5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

For the record, I think it's wrong to put Bert in the Texags office.

 

Helsinki Syndrome.

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On 2/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

that trumps El Tri fans in the US.  i've been in person for the urine bags at the Rose Bowl and Meadowlands.

i was not there but know people who experienced coins at Saprissa in '00 and '01.

at Azteca beer and food/trash raining down on the sammers in pretty much every visit since '01.  but not urine or coins.

nuts and bolts?

damn.  that's up there with Boca Juniors / River Plate in the 80s (confirmed razor blades)

Not to the level of batteries inside snowballs though (Boulder).

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Not to the level of batteries inside snowballs though (Boulder).

And Philadelphia 

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4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

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Now, Biff...are you sure you just finished the second coat of wax on my BMW?

Jimbo reads Surly. 

He is now wearing undershirts with his sweat suits.  

Reminds me of Jeff Altman's Uncle Carl (it's only the first 2 minutes or so, and there's probably 5 people on this whole board who even remember this, maybe, I'm an old.)

 

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