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12 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

If Clawson doesn't leave Wake I'm saying Elko to Virginia Tech. 

I could see that, but Man, I hope not.

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30 minutes ago, Suzerain said:

I could see that, but Man, I hope not.

The face mask era of football has certainly been tough on aggy football.

55 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

If Clawson doesn't leave Wake I'm saying Elko to Virginia Tech. 

If Clawson does leave Wake, Elko did use to coach there... He might have found memories, who knows

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

If Clawson does leave Wake, Elko did use to coach there... He might have found memories, who knows

Yeah, he was the DC there. I forgot about that. 

I find it very hard to believe that Elko will be at aggy after this year. If he is there's something going on with him in the interview process. 

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Yeah, he was the DC there. I forgot about that. 

I find it very hard to believe that Elko will be at aggy after this year. If he is there's something going on with him in the interview process. 

Just money, I suppose. He's been offered several jobs while with the Ags. He's also received raises every year. I think he'll wait for the "right" job for him. DOes that mean he is trying to get a job like a Florida or a Texas...I personally think so. I guess we will see. He has a badass defense here and continues to upgrade the talent here to the point to where, after this class gets to campus...we will have an elite defense.

 

7 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

reality check it is well known his ex wife fucked anything that moved and probably got syphilis and he would have caught it from her and if untreated it can spread to your brain and make you crazy

you can also catch it from fucking sheep and all new coaches at aggy get some sheep from the chancellor's flock so...

Let's just go with; COCKS NOT GLOCKS!

Shutup faggot!

2 hours ago, Suzerain said:

Let's just go with; COCKS NOT GLOCKS!

Shutup faggot!

I don’t think you’re going to last very long here. You’re clearly a moron and you seem like a piece of shit. 
 

A. I’ve never seen of heard a single Texas grad defend Cocks Not Glocks. 

B. This is not the politics board. Keep political shit there, not here. We don’t appreciate it. 

C. Fuck your own face. At this point, we’d all be fine if you were in a horrific accident that cut both your arms off. 
 

D. In case you’re not picking up what I’m putting down, the world would be a better place without you in it. We wouldn’t miss you. Your family wouldn’t either. Fuck off. 

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I don’t think you’re going to last very long here. You’re clearly a moron and you seem like a piece of shit. 
 

A. I’ve never seen of heard a single Texas grad defend Cocks Not Glocks. 

B. This is not the politics board. Keep political shit there, not here. We don’t appreciate it. 

C. Fuck your own face. At this point, we’d all be fine if you were in a horrific accident that cut both your arms off. 
 

D. In case you’re not picking up what I’m putting down, the world would be a better place without you in it. We wouldn’t miss you. Your family wouldn’t either. Fuck off. 

A. Read the thread above. I didn't come here to be attacked by pricks like you. I have been extremely civil to those who have treated me with kindness.

B. I don't really care what you appreciate. I have a right to my opinion too.

C. Sound's like you are a sick piece of shit. There are several folks on here (I would assume the majority) who unlike you, are kind.

D. Screw your hint!!!

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Just now, Suzerain said:

A. Read the thread above. I didn't come here to be attacked by pricks like you. I have been extremely civil to those who have treated me kindly.

B. I don't really care what you appreciate. I have a right to my opinion too.

Sound's like you are a sick pish of shit. There are several folks on here (I would assume the majority) who unlike you, are kind.

You’re a stupid motherfucker. Take the hint. 

A. Read the thread above. I didn't come here to be attacked by pricks like you. I have been extremely civil to those who have treated me with kindness.
B. I don't really care what you appreciate. I have a right to my opinion too.
C. Sound's like you are a sick piece of shit. There are several folks on here (I would assume the majority) who unlike you, are kind.
D. Screw your hint!!!

Keeping political stuff in the Cloak Room isn’t an option. If you’re gonna hang around, you’re gonna have to abide by that. Otherwise, you’ll wind up getting crowdsourced and banned.
13 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You’re a stupid motherfucker. Take the hint. 

ETA: Removed response.

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15 hours ago, Suzerain said:

Y'all are a bunch of idiots. It's obvious that most of you people never even went to tu.

BTW, how's Sark workin' out for y'all? LMAO!!

TU LOOSERS

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9 minutes ago, B00M said:

TU LOOSERS

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Fake account. Truck’s not burgundy and not a single SECSECSEC or aggy sticker or piece of clothing in sight

14 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

If Clawson doesn't leave Wake I'm saying Elko to Virginia Tech. 

Hopefully, we can keep him, especially with Texas and OU coming in. I think we are close defensively, but we're not there yet. I guess we will see.

2 hours ago, Suzerain said:

There are several folks on here (I would assume the majority) who unlike you, are kind.

Heh.  Nah.

12 hours ago, Suzerain said:

Just money, I suppose. He's been offered several jobs while with the Ags. He's also received raises every year. I think he'll wait for the "right" job for him. DOes that mean he is trying to get a job like a Florida or a Texas...I personally think so. I guess we will see. He has a badass defense here and continues to upgrade the talent here to the point to where, after this class gets to campus...we will have an elite defense.

People here are more than glad to talk football with fans of other schools, if you stick to that on this board.

This is not a rivalries board. We do not let fans of other schools come and talk shit, at least not until they've been here long enough to be considered a regular. There are several regular aggie posters here. There are several regular sooner posters here. Some of them are even decent people. 

2 hours ago, B00M said:

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Haha.  Bye you dorky sawed off bitch.

27 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

There are several regular aggie posters here. There are several regular sooner posters here. Some of them are even decent people. 

Damn few. Assholes, for the most part. 

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Haha.  Bye you dorky sawed off bitch.

I really tried to help the guy out. Maybe not "help him find the big stadium rising from flat ground" kind of help out, but more "here's a helmet so you don't get a concussion walking into walls" kind of help out.

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

I really tried to help the guy out. Maybe not "help him find the big stadium rising from flat ground" kind of help out, but more "here's a helmet so you don't get a concussion walking into walls" kind of help out.

Nice try, and a good humanitarian gesture, but you got the helmet to him entirely too late. 

Just now, Royale with cheese said:

Nice try, and a good humanitarian gesture, but you got the helmet to him entirely too late. 

No doubt. The dummy came in here guns a-blazin'. The hive mind prevents them from ever reading the room first. That guy has undoubtedly whooped at a funeral.

That was weird.  He started off trolling, then seemed like he realized it was out of place and changed his tone.

Then doubled back and went full aggy.

I tried to help him out too.  But, well, never go full aggy.

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He's back bragging to his TexAgs buddies about how he really showed us.

5 hours ago, B00M said:

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Holy fuck that’s the perfect aggy. What a dork. Nice pink plaid shirt hahahaha

5 hours ago, B00M said:

TU LOOSERS

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Why do all aggys dress like they’re either going to church or fishing? 

Its a mixture of both. 

Is there a handbook on this attire? 

5 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Damn few. Assholes, for the most part. 

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43 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

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In an interesting coincidence, "Flame Away Boys" also happens to be the title of the historical documentary about the creation of the Aggie Corps of Cadets.

 

 

 

NTTAWWT

Why do all aggys dress like they’re either going to church or fishing? 
Its a mixture of both. 
Is there a handbook on this attire? 

That $15 TJ Maxx shirt isn’t for fishing. It’s the attire for the manager at Golden Corral. Somebody tell him to not hog up all the pussy and save some for the rest of us.
15 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Why do all aggys dress like they’re either going to church or fishing? 

Its a mixture of both. 

Is there a handbook on this attire? 

He's a "fisher of men" and all that implies. 

The jokes just write themselves. DIL saw this in the dfw area this morning. 

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5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

The jokes just write themselves. DIL saw this in the dfw area this morning. 

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Not a real aggy. Not enough flair and the car isn’t maroon. 

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Not a real aggy. Not enough flair and the car isn’t maroon. 

Total Enrollment (Fall 2021): 73,284

Project 100,000 is alive and well on the Texas A&M campus. It pretty much defines what it means to be an aggy.

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

The jokes just write themselves. DIL saw this in the dfw area this morning. 

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This one is also driving around DFW. 

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8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Thats an old car there. 

A well sorted E36 M3 is a fantastic car to drive, and its vintage just adds to that. There's no way in hell I'd slap any decals on one of any kind, though.  

19 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

A well sorted E36 M3 is a fantastic car to drive, and its vintage just adds to that. There's no way in hell I'd slap any decals on one of any kind, though.  

So you'd just paint it maroon?

33 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

A well sorted E36 M3 is a fantastic car to drive, and its vintage just adds to that. There's no way in hell I'd slap any decals on one of any kind, though.  

Oh I know it still holds value as well.  I had a friend with one just like it (different color) and it was a 97ish model.  

Waaaaahhhhh!!!!  🤣  Truth hurts, fat bitch.  Jimbo will never win jack shit.

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He'll never win the SEC.  Not ever.

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He'll never win the SEC.  Not ever.

Not at aggy he won't.

He'll never win the SEC.  Not ever.
At this rate, Sark won't even be there when Texas joins the SEC.

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