November 30, 20232 yr I’m sure we’ll see the Von Miller Aggie apologists popping up. “She’s a webcam model! She deserved it!” He is an absolute lowlife that enjoyed the full protection of broncos security which is basically a fixer squad. He got out of a few scrapes there. Lowlife Aggie.
November 30, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said: I’m sure we’ll see the Von Miller Aggie apologists popping up. “She’s a webcam model! She deserved it!” He is an absolute lowlife that enjoyed the full protection of broncos security which is basically a fixer squad. He got out of a few scrapes there. Lowlife Aggie. maybe not that extreme but they are getting to the ballpark
November 30, 20232 yr Popular Post 2 minutes ago, Pimphand said: maybe not that extreme but they are getting to the ballpark That signature is something to behold.
November 30, 20232 yr What the fuck is a Covidian? Somebody that has had Covid? Isn't that pretty much everyone at this point?
November 30, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, YGIFS said: What the fuck is a Covidian? Somebody that has had Covid? Isn't that pretty much everyone at this point? No the idiots who were cheering lockdowns, masks, and vaccines.
November 30, 20232 yr Popular Post 5 minutes ago, Pimphand said: No the idiots who were cheering lockdowns, masks, and vaccines. I don't think anybody was cheering it, but most sane adults recognized the need for at least some of it
November 30, 20232 yr Popular Post 16 minutes ago, YGIFS said: What the fuck is a Covidian? Somebody that has had Covid? Isn't that pretty much everyone at this point? Branch Covidians. They all burned to death when the government activated the microchips they received in their vaccines.
November 30, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Pimphand said: No the idiots who were cheering lockdowns, masks, and vaccines. Maybe you were cheering, I could't tell...you had a mask on. I was happy when vaccines were safely fast-tracked. But science scares Aggies. Although "Jab" means something totally different on the moonlit Brazos Plains than it does at my local CVS
November 30, 20232 yr 22 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said: That signature is something to behold. half of surly... ... 6 minutes ago, Pimphand said: No the idiots who were cheering lockdowns, masks, and vaccines.
November 30, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, YGIFS said: Although "Jab" means something totally different on the moonlit Brazos Plains than it does at my local CVS Let's not do this here.
November 30, 20232 yr 41 minutes ago, YGIFS said: What the fuck is a Covidian? Somebody that has had Covid? Isn't that pretty much everyone at this point? Branch Covidians? Nah...that would be Waco.
November 30, 20232 yr 23 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: Let's not do this here. Poking sheep? They started it. And dammit, they'll finish!
November 30, 20232 yr 42 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I don't think anybody was cheering it, but most sane adults recognized the need for at least some of it Not this stupid shit again
November 30, 20232 yr Popular Post Well, if nothing else, it's good to see who the aggy lurkers are on the site.
November 30, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said: Not this stupid shit again If you wanted to avoid stupid shit you should stay out of the A&M thread.
November 30, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I don't think anybody was cheering it, but most sane adults recognized the need for at least some of it If we were in the cloakroom I'd write you a long strongly worded message right now. But we aren't, so all I have to say is Aggies are fucking weird.
November 30, 20232 yr 50 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said: Branch Covidians? Nah...that would be Waco. Roflroflroflroflrofl
November 30, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, Constant said: Look out for that bullet train. You could seriously get an AI to write this shit at this point. I think I read this exact same post when they hired Jimbo. Invariably, when they give Elko the Mike Sherman treatment in about five years, this post will pop up again for their next coach. aggy's favorite coach is always the new one they just hired. Just like aggy's favorite QB is the one sitting on the bench. You can set your watch to it.
November 30, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, orangebird said: You could seriously get an AI to write this shit at this point. I think I read this exact same post when they hired Jimbo. Invariably, when they give Elko the Mike Sherman treatment in about five years, this post will pop up again for their next coach. aggy's favorite coach is always the new one they just hired. Just like aggy's favorite QB is the one sitting on the bench. You can set your watch to it. Unlike the last four/five/six coaches that were going to be the ones to bring glory to aggyvile, THIS IS THE ONE who will bring glory to aggyville.
November 30, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: Unlike the last four/five/six coaches that were going to be the ones to bring glory to aggyvile, THIS IS THE ONE who will bring glory to aggyville. They can never just accept a coach as a reasonable hire and wait to see how it works out. They've been snorting the "sleeping giant" cocaine for so long that the actually believe A&M's natural place is being the preeminent program in college football. So each new coach has to pander to that delusion. It's utterly bizarre. Over my decades of watching college football, the average season for Texas is 8.5 wins and 3.5 losses. basically oscillating between 8-4 and 9-3. That's life among the big boys, but it has included some very memorable years along with three national championships. And then there's Aggie, whose only national championship is four generations ago and rapidly passing out of living memory. But they're not just some paltry 8-4 program. No, they're rightful place is as gods among men, winning at a clip that would make Saban green with envy. Each new coach is a Messiah orbiting the Divinity that is Reveille and the Corps, bringing endless glory to that heaven on earth, land of milk and honey called College Station. If David Koresh was still around, he'd be their perfect football coach.
November 30, 20232 yr Legendary R.C. Slocum 'encouraged' by Elko's leadership & approach Edited November 30, 20232 yr by StrippersAndNobelPrizes
November 30, 20232 yr Someone just sent me this from a site called "Undying Bonfire." "This is history. They enact a memory of Aggies we lost, and rekindle perpetually a great legacy. Bonfire is the foremost leadership lab of its kind in the world. Completely student led and executed, Aggie students test and form themselves and each other throughout the year-round process of building Bonfire." These people simply defy satire. Everything they do is legendary in their minds.
November 30, 20232 yr 21 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: That’s probably a good deal, especially if you could get it for a little less. I’d love to have one myself. I just looked up my 1973 Camaro Type LT -- 145 hp. lulz
November 30, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Tired Horn said: Over my decades of watching college football, the average season for Texas is 8.5 wins and 3.5 losses. basically oscillating between 8-4 and 9-3. That's life among the big boys, but it has included some very memorable years along with three national championships. And then there's Aggie, whose only national championship is four generations ago and rapidly passing out of living memory. 4 national titles: 1963, 1969,1970,2005 give us our due. We have a lot of unclaimed ones but these are truly legit.
November 30, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said: 4 national titles: 1963, 1969,1970,2005 give us our due. We have a lot of unclaimed ones but these are truly legit. 1963 is not in my college football watching window, but it was certainly legit.
November 30, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said: 4 national titles: 1963, 1969,1970,2005 give us our due. We have a lot of unclaimed ones but these are truly legit. The 1970 one was pretty spare because we got beat down by Notre Dame in the Cotton Bowl that year
November 30, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Pimphand said: The 1970 one was pretty spare because we got beat down by Notre Dame in the Cotton Bowl that year It's not spare. UPI awarded national championships before bowl games. Notre Dame didn't play bowl games for 45 years and won eight national championships (five AP) during that time.
December 1, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Pimphand said: The 1970 one was pretty spare because we got beat down by Notre Dame in the Cotton Bowl that year Still legitimately counts, though. And I wouldn't call that Cotton Bowl a beat down. We actually outgained Notre Dame, held them scoreless in the 2nd half, and were close to a touchdown that would have brought us within one score before QB Eddie Phillips got hurt. 1977 (the 1978 Cotton Bowl) was the genuine beat down by Notre Dame. And anyway, 1970 will always be special for the annihilation of Arkansas in the Big Shootout II at the end of the season.
December 1, 20232 yr 18 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said: 4 national titles: 1963, 1969,1970,2005 give us our due. We have a lot of unclaimed ones but these are truly legit. What years would the unclaimed ones be? I almost wish the powers that be would throw those on the stadium wall right before the A&M home game in 2025. I think they should get a mention in the National Championship trophy room though.
December 1, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, Tired Horn said: 1963 is not in my college football watching window, but it was certainly legit. My father-in-law graduated from UT in ‘63. He recently brought up the aggy game in college station from that year because his aggy friends still complain about it. Texas had to come back in the final minutes to win from being down 13-3. Texas needed a touchdown (then down 13-9) to win and our back up QB threw what looked to be an interception in the end zone but it was ruled out of bounds. We scored thereafter to beat 2-7-1 aggy. I guess SWC refs liked us back then! My FIL also remembers Navy challenging our being named national champions after the regular season and we then on to beat them and Roger Staubach pretty easily in the Cotton Bowl.
December 1, 20232 yr What years would the unclaimed ones be? I almost wish the powers that be would throw those on the stadium wall right before the A&M home game in 2025. I think they should get a mention in the National Championship trophy room though.Before aggy game then take them down after, just to make a statement.
December 1, 20232 yr 21 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said: What years would the unclaimed ones be? I almost wish the powers that be would throw those on the stadium wall right before the A&M home game in 2025. I think they should get a mention in the National Championship trophy room though. Aggie would counter by just awarding themselves a bunch of titles from the 1880s and 1890s, under the logic that if they had played Yale or Princeton or Harvard, they would have won.
December 1, 20232 yr Random thought I was having. Why didn’t Fatterson ever get brought up as a target? He’s not done coaching completely is he?
December 1, 20232 yr Random thought I was having. Why didn’t Fatterson ever get brought up as a target? He’s not done coaching completely is he? He turns 64 in the Spring
December 1, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said: He turns 64 in the Spring Mack is like 94. I would think someone would go after Patterson and have that 5-7 year window in mind.
December 1, 20232 yr 54 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said: What years would the unclaimed ones be? I almost wish the powers that be would throw those on the stadium wall right before the A&M home game in 2025. I think they should get a mention in the National Championship trophy room though. No. Absolutely not.
December 1, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: No. Absolutely not. I think putting the series record on the scoreboard as big as possible for the entire game would be hilarious. Maybe work in a few highlights against them.
December 1, 20232 yr 16 minutes ago, 1bigtx said: I think putting the series record on the scoreboard as big as possible for the entire game would be hilarious. Maybe work in a few highlights against them. I think we should put up our record against them in every sport. "Your daddy welcomes you to Austin"
December 1, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said: What years would the unclaimed ones be? I almost wish the powers that be would throw those on the stadium wall right before the A&M home game in 2025. I think they should get a mention in the National Championship trophy room though. Not sure the years but I think if we claimed those BS titles we'd be up to like nine or something.
December 1, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said: Unlike the last four/five/six coaches that were going to be the ones to bring glory to aggyvile, THIS IS THE ONE who will bring glory to aggyville. Sir, I was told the worm is turning. I’m still holding the rope. Are you telling me Coach Fran is lying to me? Because I read in his insider e-mail…
December 1, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Tired Horn said: Someone just sent me this from a site called "Undying Bonfire." "This is history. They enact a memory of Aggies we lost, and rekindle perpetually a great legacy. Bonfire is the foremost leadership lab of its kind in the world. Completely student led and executed, Aggie students test and form themselves and each other throughout the year-round process of building Bonfire." These people simply defy satire. Everything they do is legendary in their minds. Seems like the site should be called "Unliving Bonfire."
December 1, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: I just looked up my 1973 Camaro Type LT -- 145 hp. lulz I had a 1983 mustang with a four banger. It had 88 hp. Not 188. 88.
December 1, 20232 yr 22 hours ago, CoTex said: “Uh, hey Mr. Tattoo artist. Can you change this J to a butterfly and then change this IMBO to ELKO? How much would that cost?” 13-0 —> BEVO says whazzzzzz up?!?
December 1, 20232 yr I had a weird uncle that drove a Chrysler that had “fine Covidian leather”. My dad thought he was likely a Communist because he smoked Sherman’s cigarettes and drove a mopar. No one understood why my aunt married him.
December 1, 20232 yr I once did a ride-a-long with the Royal Covidian Mounted Police through College Station. Turns out it was just a large sheep and the mask was on for a completely different reason than you'd think.
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