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6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

they were guarding the grass at the pentagon, you stupid sip. 

Did a shitty job on 9/11.

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30 minutes ago, TXUT said:

Let’s do a SAT problem:

A&M is to the SEC as ___________ is to the Big 12


West Virginia?

 

Wait, aggy is playing in the TEXAS bowl?

How are they going to print swag? sip bowl? tu bowl? 

And playing okie lite. Man, I hope the mullet goes in dry. 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Can't wait for Mullet to give aggy a Danny Thomas Special, without the glass table.

Aggy will absolutely get rolled.  And then the ag message board will light up about how the SEC hung them out to dry and didn’t protect them from getting embarrassed because the SEC doesn’t love them anymore now that Texas is here. 
 

 

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4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Wait, aggy is playing in the TEXAS bowl?

How are they going to print swag? sip bowl? tu bowl? 

And playing okie lite. Man, I hope the mullet goes in dry. 

 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Those braindead dildos over in Liucciville are mad as hell and they are just gonna take it like they always do.

Think about the last two years have gone for them. At the end of 2021, they had beaten Alabama, signed the highest ranked class in history, and we had gone 5-7. Flash forward two years and in the intervening time they have gone 5-7, fired their coach, and watched us make the playoffs. 
 

Life comes at you fast. 

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Bowls are always a crapshoot, especially recently with so many upperclassmen with talent sitting out. But mullet's career bowl record is 11-6, so it looks like he at least gives a shit about them. I hope Vegas makes aggy at  least a 2-1 favorite. 

12 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Think about the last two years have gone for them. At the end of 2021, they had beaten Alabama, signed the highest ranked class in history, and we had gone 5-7. Flash forward two years and they went 5-7, fired their coach, and watched us make the playoffs. 
 

Life comes at you fast. 

They went 7-5, but yeah.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

They went 7-5, but yeah.

5-7 in 2022.  That happened between then and now. 

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

The SEC couldnt hid A&M from the B12 forever..

Was hoping OU KU or KSU, but now A&M has to blow out OSU or it helps crash their Texas didn't play anyone but Bama and OU argument..

aggy won't want to be there so don't be surprised when they get mudholed ya sip

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Seriously, Texas isn't as good as Bama or Georgia.

I wonder how we might find definitive proof of this statement?

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Lulz at Blinndergarden churning out all those next generation ags. I bet their course requirements consist entirely of aggy fanfiction where they learn to weild their crayons spinning yarns about those BigXII glory days and assisting visiting fans with directions to the tacklebox dominating the campus skyline. 

9 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

5-7 in 2022.  That happened between then and now. 

That's not how it read, but ok.

48 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

aggy never had anyone World War II Hero that accomplished anywhere NEAR as much as Tom Landry did.

fify

I have a black lab dog that spends time in the yard but is mostly indoors. I also have a couple of indoor cats and an outdoor cat. Aggy is the outdoor cat.

9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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Lulz at Blinndergarden churning out all those next generation ags. I bet their course requirements consist entirely of aggy fanfiction where they learn to weild their crayons spinning yarns about those BigXII glory days and assisting visiting fans with directions to the tacklebox dominating the campus skyline. 

They had exactly 1 season with more than 9 wins in the Big 12. 1998. And they still lost to Ricky and the Horns that year.

6 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

They had exactly 1 season with more than 9 wins in the Big 12. 1998. And they still lost to Ricky and the Horns that year.

It's hilarious.  They averaged 7-5 in the Big XII, with (as you said) 1 double-digit season.

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52 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

 

 

That's going to make Okie Lite bending aggy over behind the woodshed even funnier.  Can't wait.

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1 hour ago, BachelorTrek said:

And yet TOM LANDRY, a Longhorn that needs a large statue next to DKRTMS as well, was a B-17 Flying Fortress bomber pilot in World War II.  

Funny how much that is conveniently forgotten.

aggy never had a World War II Hero that accomplished anywhere NEAR as much as Tom Landry did.

According to "Echoes of Texas Football: The Greatest Stories Ever Told," Coach Landry flew 30 missions over Europe surviving one crash landing.

This is an incredible article with some great pics:

https://www.historynet.com/how-legendary-nfl-coach-tom-landry-honed-his-fighting-instincts-in-world-war-ii/

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's hilarious.  They averaged 7-5 in the Big XII, with (as you said) 1 double-digit season.

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If you leave out all years after 1995 and before 2012 that are not 1998, Texas A&M averages 11 wins a year.  That's just basic math ya dumb sip. 

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13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL

 

Me and aggy misery:

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Dayum, the universe must be mad at the Ags.

Big brother in the CFP, they couldn’t buy ERob, and the SEC slates them to get hung out to dry by OSU. #FAFO

54 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

 

 

Okie lite was the worst team playing on Champ Saturday?!? Did he not watch a second of Iowa or the ACC CCG?  Good lord those are three terrible teams. 

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So they picked the head coach based on willingness to keep the assistant that just left?

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

Okie lite was the worst team playing on Champ Saturday?!? Did he not watch a second of Iowa or the ACC CCG?  Good lord those are three terrible teams. 

Holy fuck watching the Louisville and Florida State dickslapfest last night was about four hours of my life I'll never get back.

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I’m not a mathematician but we made the playoffs before aggy right 

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3 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

According to "Echoes of Texas Football: The Greatest Stories Ever Told," Coach Landry flew 30 missions over Europe surviving one crash landing.

This is an incredible article with some great pics:

https://www.historynet.com/how-legendary-nfl-coach-tom-landry-honed-his-fighting-instincts-in-world-war-ii/

Also, read his autobiography.

Tom blamed himself for single-handedly costing Texas a SWC Championship by getting a handoff on a 4th-down play (4th and 3 against smu, IIRC, on what would have been the winning drive deep in pony territory) and somehow lost his balance and fell back on his ass.  Game over. Texas lost that year's SWC championship.

It's Greatness tempered with Integrity and Humility.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m not a mathematician but we made the playoffs before aggy right 

Hold on . . . [checks notes] . . . I believe you might be correct on that.

10 minutes ago, Scarlett said:

Dayum, the universe must be mad at the Ags.

Big brother in the CFP, they couldn’t buy ERob, and the SEC slates them to get hung out to dry by OSU. #FAFO

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

That was not my understanding decades ago. The fighting wars stuff is fairly recent. Their tea-sipper thing had more to do with them being manly types out farming the land and doing the hard work while the effeminate elites of UT sat on the porch sipping tea. This also makes sense if you recall their pride in being farmers. A hard core generational Aggie who joined the corps explained the epithet just this way last century.

Oddly, the military claim has sprung up as corps membership has gone down. So many non-corps Aggies are very concerned that they be considered a military school. All of these soft suburban kids like to say, "We were off fighting America's wars while you were..." It's bullshit.

Lastly, I don't think actual veterans would denigrate another school who also produced veterans. That's something for phonies to do when they don't know what they're talking about.

What if you came from a farming family (both sides) and graduated from UT?

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This is amazing.

 

 

  

2 hours ago, 1bigtx said:
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"We were already booked," Texas A&M athletic director Scott Woodward told the newspaper. "We're booked 10 years out. He had an opening at the time, and it suited him, but it didn't suit us."

The Aggies reportedly have Appalachian State and Miami scheduled in 2022, then New Mexico and Miami in 2023. After the Aggies declined, Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte scheduled Alabama for those two years instead.

"You look at where national championships come from and the caliber of play, and you see it every week," Woodward said. "It's hard on a team, and it's a pounding. So you have to be careful how you schedule your nonconference games."

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Don't ever stop being aggy you wonderful dipshits. So glad we scheduled Bama instead, obviously.

 

 

 

I hadn't forgotten totally about this, but I doubt I would've made the connection. I wonder if aggy has.

7 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

What if you came from a farming family (both sides) and graduated from UT?

I did. My dad said, "You can't go to A&M. You're a real farmer."

(Dad was pre-vet at CSU so he knows what a real Ag school is.)

edit: and then he also said, "Plus you can't take a joke. jfc."

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

 

That is aggy -2 stupid sip

Never forget the Texas Bowl minstrels

 

Who exactly will coach ATM in their bowl game? It was reported that Elko won’t. Now former HC’s Petrino and Addazio have left, and interim HC Robinson is heading out as well. 

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Who exactly will coach ATM in their bowl game? It was reported that Elko won’t. Now former HC’s Petrino and Addazio have left, and interim HC Robinson is heading out as well. 

Durkin?

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Who exactly will coach ATM in their bowl game? It was reported that Elko won’t. Now former HC’s Petrino and Addazio have left, and interim HC Robinson is heading out as well. 

12th man out of the stands.  Legends are made, not born, or something.

I'll coach them for 1 game for the low low price of $48,000,000.

3 hours ago, troph said:

Man I went over there for a quick minute. I forgot their “sip” shit. The “sips” this the “sips” that. It’s shocking  after not really being around it for a few years or so. They are so weird.
 

 

Like the uncle that always wears pajamas and thinks every day is Christmas….

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

 

 

I lose IQ points trying to read that dipshit’s posts but did he troll himself? The double negative means that Texas’ win over Alabama SHOULD be the deciding factor. Was he not trying to say the opposite? Now gotta go do something to regain those lost IQ points. 

10 minutes ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

I lose IQ points trying to read that dipshit’s posts but did he troll himself? The double negative means that Texas’ win over Alabama SHOULD be the deciding factor. Was he not trying to say the opposite? Now gotta go do something to regain those lost IQ points. 

The takeaway is that he thought our win was not impressive because how "awful" OSU are. Don't think he was expecting the aggys to be paired up with them. Would be funny to see how he spins it when the aggys lose to them.  

LOL at aggy getting our sloppy seconds in the bowl game.  I hope Okie Lite embarrasses them!

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