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KILL IT WITH FIRE! THAT BITCH CAN'T BE HUMAN. SHE BUILT LIKE A DAMN GOOFY GOOBER OR SOME SHIT. OLE MRS. POTATO HEAD BUILT ASS 

Need some mental wash. Where is that damn Sears catalog with women’s underwear when you need it!!!!!
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On 12/20/2023 at 10:04 AM, 'stache said:

A friend posted this of their kids home from college. How does this even happen? One adopted?

 

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All things being equal, one has a vagina, the other is a white male.

15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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29 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

All things being equal, one has a vagina, the other is a white male.

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13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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 Now that GT”s season is done (7-6), I thought it would be interesting to see how last year’s aggy football messiah stacked up against this year’s group:

King’s season this year at GT:

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QB by committee this year at aggy:

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

 Now that GT”s season is done (7-6), I thought it would be interesting to see how last year’s aggy football messiah stacked up against this year’s group:

King’s season this year at GT:

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QB by committee this year at aggy:

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Pretty much took Henderson coming in and outperforming both QB1 & QB2 to make the numbers better than HK

7 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I guess they don't teach Driver Ed at boarding school because they just assume the chauffeur handles that duty

That -- and he doesn't turn 16 until next month.

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Just saw this Texags quote and had to share: 

William K. Klingaman
 
 
4:15p, 12/22/23 
 
Will be even more embarrassing for the BDF when we beat them.

So the Big 12 is the Big Dumpster Fire.

Texas A&M paid a coach who never won anything an insane $78M to leave. 
They tried to bring in Mark Stoops to replace him but the fans revolted. 
They brought in a coach who barely had a winning season this year. His new assistants are unproven or mediocre journeymen. 
Their coach for the game is leaving to coach at a new school and is rumored to be poaching the team for players.
Their big stars (who never accomplished anything) are transferring to other school.

And finally, some of their top recruits have flipped to other schools. 
 

Exactly who is the Big Dumpster Fire?

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Just saw this Texags quote and had to share: 

William K. Klingaman
 
 
4:15p, 12/22/23 
 
Will be even more embarrassing for the BDF when we beat them.

So the Big 12 is the Big Dumpster Fire.

Texas A&M paid a coach who never won anything an insane $78M to leave. 
They tried to bring in Mark Stoops to replace him but the fans revolted. 
They brought in a coach who barely had a winning season this year. His new assistants are unproven or mediocre journeymen. 
Their coach for the game is leaving to coach at a new school and is rumored to be poaching the team for players.
Their big stars (who never accomplished anything) are transferring to other school.

And finally, some of their top recruits have flipped to other schools. 
 

Exactly who is the Big Dumpster Fire?

The Big 12 sucks and has sucked since 2011 in case you missed the memo.... 

Just saw this Texags quote and had to share: 
William K. Klingaman     4:15p, 12/22/23    Will be even more embarrassing for the BDF when we beat them. So the Big 12 is the Big Dumpster Fire.
Texas A&M paid a coach who never won anything an insane $78M to leave. 
They tried to bring in Mark Stoops to replace him but the fans revolted. 
They brought in a coach who barely had a winning season this year. His new assistants are unproven or mediocre journeymen. 
Their coach for the game is leaving to coach at a new school and is rumored to be poaching the team for players.
Their big stars (who never accomplished anything) are transferring to other school.
And finally, some of their top recruits have flipped to other schools. 
 
Exactly who is the Big Dumpster Fire?
It's about conference affiliation, not individual performance you stupid sip!
The SEC SEC has TWO teams in the play...

Oh wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, the Elk is gonna coach these boys up and have them contending for titles while sippy is bottom dwelling!!!1
27 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

The Big 12 sucks and has sucked since 2011 in case you missed the memo.... 

Losing Missouri hurt.

34 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Just saw this Texags quote and had to share: 

William K. Klingaman
 
 
4:15p, 12/22/23 
 
Will be even more embarrassing for the BDF when we beat them.

So the Big 12 is the Big Dumpster Fire.

Texas A&M paid a coach who never won anything an insane $78M to leave. 
They tried to bring in Mark Stoops to replace him but the fans revolted. 
They brought in a coach who barely had a winning season this year. His new assistants are unproven or mediocre journeymen. 
Their coach for the game is leaving to coach at a new school and is rumored to be poaching the team for players.
Their big stars (who never accomplished anything) are transferring to other school.

And finally, some of their top recruits have flipped to other schools. 
 

Exactly who is the Big Dumpster Fire?

Wonder how Willy will spin it when a team from the BDF wins the national title in a couple of weeks?

Just saw this Texags quote and had to share: 
William K. Klingaman     4:15p, 12/22/23    Will be even more embarrassing for the BDF when we beat them. So the Big 12 is the Big Dumpster Fire.
Texas A&M paid a coach who never won anything an insane $78M to leave. 
They tried to bring in Mark Stoops to replace him but the fans revolted. 
They brought in a coach who barely had a winning season this year. His new assistants are unproven or mediocre journeymen. 
Their coach for the game is leaving to coach at a new school and is rumored to be poaching the team for players.
Their big stars (who never accomplished anything) are transferring to other school.
And finally, some of their top recruits have flipped to other schools. 
 
Exactly who is the Big Dumpster Fire?
Of course none of them remember when we beat the loser of the SEC CCG in an even bigger bowl game, but I guess if they manage to score more points than Okie Lite it will embarrass the fuck out of the BDF....as if we care.
43 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Losing Missouri hurt.

Crazy to think, had Missouri won the conference championship games they played in 2007 and 2013, they would have played for a national championship in two different conferences. 

And Pinkel never even got a National Championship 20__ trophy for his efforts.

Aggie is Aggie, they are a dumpster fire and they keep dumping gasoline on top of it. They are Charlie Brown and the rest of the world is Lucy pulling away the football. They think of themselves as special, and they are but not in the way they think. 
It’s kinda sad (although is it?) to see the little brother syndrome play out, it’s bleeding out to their academics and culture of sucking up to the SEC team de jour.

Papa’s coming back, get ready.

 

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This was in the game thread for GT vs UCF on Texags. I know we have a 1364 pages long thread about aggy, but at least it's all kept in one place for the purpose of laughing at them. They have to bitch about the great espin/tsip football conspiracy in threads to support one of their ex-players in a bowl game.   

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3433566 

You must be a very young Aggie dad or have not lived in Texas long. The Texas ( As in State of Texas) political machine has driven t.u. football for years. See, that school in Austin is known for decades producing , journalism majors, lawyers, business majors , political science majors that have found the way to the public service arena known as old school, Texas politics.
In comparison but few of those politicians have come from TAMU.
The political machine in Texas has always assured, money, bias, exposure and special treatment for t.u. You don't have to look far to see the influence and corruption.
Anybody that has been born and raised in Texas is well aware of this…. And not just Aggies. Speak to influential lawyers, businessmen, politicians from the other schools in Texas and you will find confirmation of the same.
Also glance at the instances of movies, TV shows, etc that have showcased something t.u. (Like the instances of references to t.u.in the TV series "Friday Night Lights" or the movie that featured Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Rangers taking care of t.u. Cheerleaders) just to give two examples of the bias due to journalists and liberal art grads of that place in Austin.
The arrogance and entitlement of the grads and fan base does nothing but support the entire fact…, after all they commonly say " but we are Texas".
How do you think they worked their way into the SEC? Why was it done so secretive by the SEC commissioner?
Simple.., the old Texas political t.u. Mafia… it's alive and well….. everybody in the old Southwest Conference knew it (especially poor SMU after the political pressure was put on the Dallas Morning News to "expose" the story by the t.u. Politics machine. Everybody in the Big 12 knew it when the back room deal between t.u. And ESIpN were made on the Longhorn network…and soon everybody in the SEC will get to experience the same.
Tonight's halftime special on t.u. was classic t.u. control propaganda by them and their minions at ESiPN.
No special on Alabama, or Washington being "back" nope….all about the slobbering over t.u. … after all, the announcer himself said they are a "National Icon".
So bless your little heart if you don't really no the truth.
25 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

This was in the game thread for GT vs UCF on Texags. I know we have a 1364 pages long thread about aggy, but at least it's all kept in one place for the purpose of laughing at them. They have to bitch about the great espin/tsip football conspiracy in threads to support one of their ex-players in a bowl game.   

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3433566 

You must be a very young Aggie dad or have not lived in Texas long. The Texas ( As in State of Texas) political machine has driven t.u. football for years. See, that school in Austin is known for decades producing , journalism majors, lawyers, business majors , political science majors that have found the way to the public service arena known as old school, Texas politics.
In comparison but few of those politicians have come from TAMU.
The political machine in Texas has always assured, money, bias, exposure and special treatment for t.u. You don't have to look far to see the influence and corruption.
Anybody that has been born and raised in Texas is well aware of this…. And not just Aggies. Speak to influential lawyers, businessmen, politicians from the other schools in Texas and you will find confirmation of the same.
Also glance at the instances of movies, TV shows, etc that have showcased something t.u. (Like the instances of references to t.u.in the TV series "Friday Night Lights" or the movie that featured Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Rangers taking care of t.u. Cheerleaders) just to give two examples of the bias due to journalists and liberal art grads of that place in Austin.
The arrogance and entitlement of the grads and fan base does nothing but support the entire fact…, after all they commonly say " but we are Texas".
How do you think they worked their way into the SEC? Why was it done so secretive by the SEC commissioner?
Simple.., the old Texas political t.u. Mafia… it's alive and well….. everybody in the old Southwest Conference knew it (especially poor SMU after the political pressure was put on the Dallas Morning News to "expose" the story by the t.u. Politics machine. Everybody in the Big 12 knew it when the back room deal between t.u. And ESIpN were made on the Longhorn network…and soon everybody in the SEC will get to experience the same.
Tonight's halftime special on t.u. was classic t.u. control propaganda by them and their minions at ESiPN.
No special on Alabama, or Washington being "back" nope….all about the slobbering over t.u. … after all, the announcer himself said they are a "National Icon".
So bless your little heart if you don't really no the truth.

Burnt orange conspiracy cannot be denied with this factually authentic frontier gibberish (thank you Mel Brooks for that line🤣)

No the truth, and the truth won't sit you freak.

I missed this the 1st time

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So bless your little heart if you don't really no the truth.
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MBG owes a great debt to A&M and the aggy fan base, too.

12 minutes ago, TOR said:

No the truth, and the truth won't sit you freak.

ISWYDT-well played sir..

 

5 hours ago, Crapinon said:

This was in the game thread for GT vs UCF on Texags. I know we have a 1364 pages long thread about aggy, but at least it's all kept in one place for the purpose of laughing at them. They have to bitch about the great espin/tsip football conspiracy in threads to support one of their ex-players in a bowl game.   

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3433566 

You must be a very young Aggie dad or have not lived in Texas long. The Texas ( As in State of Texas) political machine has driven t.u. football for years. See, that school in Austin is known for decades producing , journalism majors, lawyers, business majors , political science majors that have found the way to the public service arena known as old school, Texas politics.
In comparison but few of those politicians have come from TAMU.
The political machine in Texas has always assured, money, bias, exposure and special treatment for t.u. You don't have to look far to see the influence and corruption.
Anybody that has been born and raised in Texas is well aware of this…. And not just Aggies. Speak to influential lawyers, businessmen, politicians from the other schools in Texas and you will find confirmation of the same.
Also glance at the instances of movies, TV shows, etc that have showcased something t.u. (Like the instances of references to t.u.in the TV series "Friday Night Lights" or the movie that featured Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Rangers taking care of t.u. Cheerleaders) just to give two examples of the bias due to journalists and liberal art grads of that place in Austin.
The arrogance and entitlement of the grads and fan base does nothing but support the entire fact…, after all they commonly say " but we are Texas".
How do you think they worked their way into the SEC? Why was it done so secretive by the SEC commissioner?
Simple.., the old Texas political t.u. Mafia… it's alive and well….. everybody in the old Southwest Conference knew it (especially poor SMU after the political pressure was put on the Dallas Morning News to "expose" the story by the t.u. Politics machine. Everybody in the Big 12 knew it when the back room deal between t.u. And ESIpN were made on the Longhorn network…and soon everybody in the SEC will get to experience the same.
Tonight's halftime special on t.u. was classic t.u. control propaganda by them and their minions at ESiPN.
No special on Alabama, or Washington being "back" nope….all about the slobbering over t.u. … after all, the announcer himself said they are a "National Icon".
So bless your little heart if you don't really no the truth.

omg lol 😆 that's like the guy complaining about UT 'trash liberals' running Texas 😆

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ok, so this reminds me of a story i was contemplating sharing, but fuck it, they obviously don't care...a close friend is married to aggy. he has worked for UT for ~13 years, in a very typical aggy field, an important role in some big capital projects (i don't want to get too specific...not that it fucking matters, as will soon be evident)...

he's always seemed more the antithesis of aggy (politics, lifestyle, laughing at the corps, etc)...except for football, which he goes full homer on.

they've recently made a massive life change, saved up, quit their jobs (too young to actually retire) and have left the country to basically pull a Jules and 'walk the earth' (EU mostly).

anyways...he gave no notice. left for 'vacation' as far as his boss/coworkers knew, and after two weeks sent an email from the other side of the world 'yeah, i'm not coming back, ever, fuck you very much'. 

we were pretty stunned. i mean forget just the basics of torching career bridges (he obviously has no intentions of working again in his field)... when my friend told me that's what he did I was like "holy shit... did he really want to just give a giant 'fuck you' to UT??" and her answer was 'yep'. 

i mean...tbh our generally impression of him and the kind of person he is took a serious hit. who does that shit, on purpose, with that intent??

obviously aggy, that's who 🙄

 

ETA i imagine he's unhappy with how the season progressed so really...

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1 hour ago, Sleep off ugly said:

Aggie is Aggie, they are a dumpster fire and they keep dumping gasoline on top of it. They are Charlie Brown and the rest of the world is Lucy pulling away the football. They think of themselves as special, and they are but not in the way they think. 
It’s kinda sad (although is it?) to see the little brother syndrome play out, it’s bleeding out to their academics and culture of sucking up to the SEC team de jour.

Papa’s coming back, get ready.

 

Little Brother Syndrome IS their culture.

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Will be even more embarrassing for the BDF when we beat them.

Wait - so he is saying it is embarrassing to lose to aggy?

I guess because they suck so much.

Wait - so he is saying it is embarrassing to lose to aggy?
I guess because they suck so much.
I think he was referring to the Bowl game with Okie Lite, but who knows.
22 minutes ago, ousux said:
52 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:
Wait - so he is saying it is embarrassing to lose to aggy?
I guess because they suck so much.

I think he was referring to the Bowl game with Okie Lite, but who knows.

Correct. Losing to aggy in a bowl game is embarrassing?  aggy does suck, indeed - bowl game and otherwise.

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2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

This was in the game thread for GT vs UCF on Texags. I know we have a 1364 pages long thread about aggy, but at least it's all kept in one place for the purpose of laughing at them. They have to bitch about the great espin/tsip football conspiracy in threads to support one of their ex-players in a bowl game.   

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3433566 

Here’s another fun one…

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Sparkie
 
 
 
11:01a 
 
In reply to He is Ass My Dude
 
tu averaged 8th place in viewership. For the most watched games of the the year, tu didn't make it into the top ten. tu isn't killin' it with viewers which makes the hype even more ridiculous.

Alabama 7.12M (11 games)
Ohio State 6.05M (11)
Colorado 6M (9)
Georgia 5.9M (11)
Michigan 5.61M (12)
Tennessee 4.57M (7)
Oregon 4.43M (10)
Texas 4.26M (12)
Florida State 4.16M (12)
Notre Dame 4.15M (10)

So being extremely nice here, but if you average in unrated games on the SECN, LHN, Peacock, etc as 1 million viewers (when it’s likely less than half that)

Alabama 6.17M (13 games)
Ohio State 5.63M (12)
Michigan 5.25M (13)
Georgia 5.14M (13)
Colorado 4.75M (12)
Texas 4M (13)
Florida State 3.9M (13)
Oregon 3.63M (13)
Notre Dame 3.62M (12)
Tennessee 3.08M (12)

So Texas was more realistically 6th, if you discount the Prime lovefest to start the season, they were only behind the 4 playoff candidates in the Big Ten and SEC and they did this while playing a Big 12 schedule many times in direct competition of those teams.

It’s fair to say Texas in the viewership in the Big 12 is worth less than tOSU/UM/Bama/UGA, but it’s dumb to not recognize that those numbers are deflated due to who we play in conference. I full expect with a similar season next year that we’ll be up in that top group averaging 5M.

As usual aggy is delusional to use these stats as any type of argument against Texas.

So aggy decries the BOMC in which eSIPn is a huge part to sway the public, and also Texas has no viewers compared to the SECSECSEC! and also no the truth.

18 hours ago, General Specific said:


Need some mental wash. Where is that damn Sears catalog with women’s underwear when you need it!!!!!

Would 317 scanned catalogs do?

Might take a while

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Wait - so he is saying it is embarrassing to lose to aggy?

I guess because they suck so much.

It's a typo. I meant to type that it will be so much more embarrassing when Aggy loses to a BDF team in a bowl game. 

3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

This was in the game thread for GT vs UCF on Texags. I know we have a 1364 pages long thread about aggy, but at least it's all kept in one place for the purpose of laughing at them. They have to bitch about the great espin/tsip football conspiracy in threads to support one of their ex-players in a bowl game.   

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3433566 

You must be a very young Aggie dad or have not lived in Texas long. The Texas ( As in State of Texas) political machine has driven t.u. football for years. See, that school in Austin is known for decades producing , journalism majors, lawyers, business majors , political science majors that have found the way to the public service arena known as old school, Texas politics.
In comparison but few of those politicians have come from TAMU.
The political machine in Texas has always assured, money, bias, exposure and special treatment for t.u. You don't have to look far to see the influence and corruption.
Anybody that has been born and raised in Texas is well aware of this…. And not just Aggies. Speak to influential lawyers, businessmen, politicians from the other schools in Texas and you will find confirmation of the same.
Also glance at the instances of movies, TV shows, etc that have showcased something t.u. (Like the instances of references to t.u.in the TV series "Friday Night Lights" or the movie that featured Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Rangers taking care of t.u. Cheerleaders) just to give two examples of the bias due to journalists and liberal art grads of that place in Austin.
The arrogance and entitlement of the grads and fan base does nothing but support the entire fact…, after all they commonly say " but we are Texas".
How do you think they worked their way into the SEC? Why was it done so secretive by the SEC commissioner?
Simple.., the old Texas political t.u. Mafia… it's alive and well….. everybody in the old Southwest Conference knew it (especially poor SMU after the political pressure was put on the Dallas Morning News to "expose" the story by the t.u. Politics machine. Everybody in the Big 12 knew it when the back room deal between t.u. And ESIpN were made on the Longhorn network…and soon everybody in the SEC will get to experience the same.
Tonight's halftime special on t.u. was classic t.u. control propaganda by them and their minions at ESiPN.
No special on Alabama, or Washington being "back" nope….all about the slobbering over t.u. … after all, the announcer himself said they are a "National Icon".
So bless your little heart if you don't really no the truth.

This is an absolutely beautiful encapsulation of aggy worldview. This should be saved in aggypedia. It is not our fault that we are a “National Icon”. 

4 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Crazy to think, had Missouri won the conference championship games they played in 2007 and 2013, they would have played for a national championship in two different conferences. 

And Pinkel never even got a National Championship 20__ trophy for his efforts.

 

No, but he did like to accumulate DUI's from time to time.

 

So, I do expect Trooper Taylor to make a difference if he is joining the Elmo staff. 

Elmo, Elko, Whatever it takes. 

4 hours ago, Crapinon said:

This was in the game thread for GT vs UCF on Texags. I know we have a 1364 pages long thread about aggy, but at least it's all kept in one place for the purpose of laughing at them. They have to bitch about the great espin/tsip football conspiracy in threads to support one of their ex-players in a bowl game.   

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3433566 

You must be a very young Aggie dad or have not lived in Texas long. The Texas ( As in State of Texas) political machine has driven t.u. football for years. See, that school in Austin is known for decades producing , journalism majors, lawyers, business majors , political science majors that have found the way to the public service arena known as old school, Texas politics.
In comparison but few of those politicians have come from TAMU.
The political machine in Texas has always assured, money, bias, exposure and special treatment for t.u. You don't have to look far to see the influence and corruption.
Anybody that has been born and raised in Texas is well aware of this…. And not just Aggies. Speak to influential lawyers, businessmen, politicians from the other schools in Texas and you will find confirmation of the same.
Also glance at the instances of movies, TV shows, etc that have showcased something t.u. (Like the instances of references to t.u.in the TV series "Friday Night Lights" or the movie that featured Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Rangers taking care of t.u. Cheerleaders) just to give two examples of the bias due to journalists and liberal art grads of that place in Austin.
The arrogance and entitlement of the grads and fan base does nothing but support the entire fact…, after all they commonly say " but we are Texas".
How do you think they worked their way into the SEC? Why was it done so secretive by the SEC commissioner?
Simple.., the old Texas political t.u. Mafia… it's alive and well….. everybody in the old Southwest Conference knew it (especially poor SMU after the political pressure was put on the Dallas Morning News to "expose" the story by the t.u. Politics machine. Everybody in the Big 12 knew it when the back room deal between t.u. And ESIpN were made on the Longhorn network…and soon everybody in the SEC will get to experience the same.
Tonight's halftime special on t.u. was classic t.u. control propaganda by them and their minions at ESiPN.
No special on Alabama, or Washington being "back" nope….all about the slobbering over t.u. … after all, the announcer himself said they are a "National Icon".
So bless your little heart if you don't really no the truth.

What a fucking genius. 

That halftime feature he's bitching about? Is he too dumb (yes, is the answer) to realize ABC/ESPN has put together features like that for all four of the Playoff teams?

Goddamn those tootless hicks are a bunch of fucking morons.

3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

MBG owes a great debt to A&M and the aggy fan base, too.

Nothing to the bottom line...except for multiple millions in highly likely playoff bowl game payouts to the conference.

Though to be fair a&m, if they make it and don't forfeit, will surely bring in hundreds of thousands from next year's Gasparilla Bowl appearance.

27 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So, I do expect Trooper Taylor to make a difference if he is joining the Elmo staff. 

Elmo, Elko, Whatever it takes. 

 

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What a fucking genius. 
That halftime feature he's bitching about? Is he too dumb (yes, is the answer) to realize ABC/ESPN has put together features like that for all four of the Playoff teams?


Irrelevant, as it would go against his fucked up worldview.
6 hours ago, sdm said:

Wonder how Willy will spin it when a team from the BDF wins the national title in a couple of weeks?

“His knee was down.”

6 minutes ago, Duval Street said:

“His knee was down.”

"They (our opponent) didn't want to be there."

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10 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I wonder if aggy will boycott the US Armed Forces?

of course they will, they have zero affiliation to the US Armed Forces.

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24 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I wonder if aggy will boycott the US Armed Forces?

We will be a stronger nation because of it.

Always like when gomer tells everyone to get their licks in while we can. 

We've been making fun of you fucks for generations. 

 

9 hours ago, Crapinon said:

This was in the game thread for GT vs UCF on Texags. I know we have a 1364 pages long thread about aggy, but at least it's all kept in one place for the purpose of laughing at them. They have to bitch about the great espin/tsip football conspiracy in threads to support one of their ex-players in a bowl game.   

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3433566 

 
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You must be a very young Aggie dad or have not lived in Texas long. The Texas ( As in State of Texas) political machine has driven t.u. football for years. See, that school in Austin is known for decades producing , journalism majors, lawyers, business majors , political science majors that have found the way to the public service arena known as old school, Texas politics.
In comparison but few of those politicians have come from TAMU.
The political machine in Texas has always assured, money, bias, exposure and special treatment for t.u. You don't have to look far to see the influence and corruption.
Anybody that has been born and raised in Texas is well aware of this…. And not just Aggies. Speak to influential lawyers, businessmen, politicians from the other schools in Texas and you will find confirmation of the same.
Also glance at the instances of movies, TV shows, etc that have showcased something t.u. (Like the instances of references to t.u.in the TV series "Friday Night Lights" or the movie that featured Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Rangers taking care of t.u. Cheerleaders) just to give two examples of the bias due to journalists and liberal art grads of that place in Austin.
The arrogance and entitlement of the grads and fan base does nothing but support the entire fact…, after all they commonly say " but we are Texas".
How do you think they worked their way into the SEC? Why was it done so secretive by the SEC commissioner?
Simple.., the old Texas political t.u. Mafia… it's alive and well….. everybody in the old Southwest Conference knew it (especially poor SMU after the political pressure was put on the Dallas Morning News to "expose" the story by the t.u. Politics machine. Everybody in the Big 12 knew it when the back room deal between t.u. And ESIpN were made on the Longhorn network…and soon everybody in the SEC will get to experience the same.
Tonight's halftime special on t.u. was classic t.u. control propaganda by them and their minions at ESiPN.
No special on Alabama, or Washington being "back" nope….all about the slobbering over t.u. … after all, the announcer himself said they are a "National Icon".
So bless your little heart if you don't really no the truth.
 

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Gunny456
In reply to Aggie Dad Sip • 9:46p, 12/22/23
 
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You must be a very young Aggie dad or have not lived in Texas long. The Texas ( As in State of Texas) political machine has driven t.u. football for years. See, that school in Austin is known for decades producing , journalism majors, lawyers, business majors , political science majors that have found the way to the public service arena known as old school, Texas politics.
In comparison but few of those politicians have come from TAMU.
The political machine in Texas has always assured, money, bias, exposure and special treatment for t.u. You don't have to look far to see the influence and corruption.
Anybody that has been born and raised in Texas is well aware of this…. And not just Aggies. Speak to influential lawyers, businessmen, politicians from the other schools in Texas and you will find confirmation of the same.
Also glance at the instances of movies, TV shows, etc that have showcased something t.u. (Like the instances of references to t.u.in the TV series "Friday Night Lights" or the movie that featured Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Rangers taking care of t.u. Cheerleaders) just to give two examples of the bias due to journalists and liberal art grads of that place in Austin.
The arrogance and entitlement of the grads and fan base does nothing but support the entire fact…, after all they commonly say " but we are Texas".
How do you think they worked their way into the SEC? Why was it done so secretive by the SEC commissioner?
Simple.., the old Texas political t.u. Mafia… it's alive and well….. everybody in the old Southwest Conference knew it (especially poor SMU after the political pressure was put on the Dallas Morning News to "expose" the story by the t.u. Politics machine. Everybody in the Big 12 knew it when the back room deal between t.u. And ESIpN were made on the Longhorn network…and soon everybody in the SEC will get to experience the same.
Tonight's halftime special on t.u. was classic t.u. control propaganda by them and their minions at ESiPN.
No special on Alabama, or Washington being "back" nope….all about the slobbering over t.u. … after all, the announcer himself said they are a "National Icon".
So bless your little heart if you don't really no the truth.

 

 

 

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okay crapinon gets the award for first to post something that can't be copypastafixed as plaintext for darkmode

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