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2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

What kind of take off of "film from your car" bullshit is this? Is that guy pacing in front of a short bus??

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Yeah, two glaring questions that will likely be brought up at his arraignment.  

-Why are you doing this in a school bus parking garage?

-How do you not understand the Jimbo buyout/Trev hiring bonus does not come from---your words---'Oil Money'?  It comes from a corrupt system, not UTIMCO.  

2 hours ago, blacklab said:

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"Likes the sound of his own voice", how ironic,  that's what the real world thinks of Liucci. 

6 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

This is amazing!  Alberts is a UT-hating gomer, and aggy opened up their wallet and bought him!

Lets us pray to every god and deity in the known universe that KKL is not part of the deal for this rube to come to the gomers from corn aggy. 

Maybe that 5-star aggy legal team will write in some language where aggy is on the hook for any pending lawsuits in which 'Ol Trev is a party.

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Lets us pray to every god and deity in the known universe that KKL is not part of the deal for this rube to come to the gomers from corn aggy. 

Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island buying every prostitute for 100 miles. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Lulz:

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Holey crap, what a maroon, in other words...a perfect fit for aggt.

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Their Liucci?

20 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island buying every male prostitute for 100 miles. 

FTFY

23 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island watching guys run a train on his wife. 

 

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Lets us pray to every god and deity in the known universe that KKL is not part of the deal for this rube to come to the gomers from corn aggy. 

Oh no my man. Those dipshits deserve every bit of that batshit crazy hag. 😂

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, two glaring questions that will likely be brought up at his arraignment.  

-Why are you doing this in a school bus parking garage?

-How do you not understand the Jimbo buyout/Trev hiring bonus does not come from---your words---'Oil Money'?  It comes from a corrupt system and Buc-ee’s, not UTIMCO.  

Fify

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Buc-Ed's, Armybrat?  You been hanging out in the wrong bathroom stalls again?  Not judging, you've earned it brother.  

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Buc-Ed's, Armybrat?  You been hanging out in the wrong bathroom stalls again?  Not judging, you've earned it brother.  

Gottdam autocorrect is always messing with my posts because it knows I don’t proofread diddlyshit.

I'm tech-illiterate too sir.  I say we invent a knock-off chain called "Buc-Eds" which offers more Reynosa-styled bathrooms, undercooked baked beans, and leaded gasoline.  

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some Caribbean island buying every prostitute for 100 miles. 

You mean paying her to let him watch her “serve a customer?”

From the bathroom, Corn Nation has thoughts.  Maybe better suited for the Nebraska thread.  Feel free to move if deemed appropriate.

 

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Alberts later claimed he did not want to "play second fiddle"

Well, he shouldn't have any problem acclimating to his new work environment.

"Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island buying every prostitute for 100 miles. "

After his time in gomersville, I am sure more than likely he is looking for men who look like milkmen?

10 hours ago, ScottS said:

From the bathroom, Corn Nation has thoughts.  Maybe better suited for the Nebraska thread.  Feel free to move if deemed appropriate.

 

That poor guy’s husband gave him the bathroom as his cool Husker-themed man cave.
 

Wow. Fitting, I guess. 

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

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20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Is this the same chick who claimed aggy had more money than Texas and claimed they were also the flagship university in Texas?  That aggy education is shining through. 

58 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

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Okay everyone, on the count of three say "Rent Free!" and I will take the picture.

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

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Easy money is a draw for a lot of people

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

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Who the fuck are those goobers? I’m certain I never did a thumbs down when I was in college. And aggy was actually in our conference at the time.
 

Tragic. 

On 3/6/2024 at 11:49 AM, Ten Bears said:

So they invented the bell pepper. 

Good job.  Good effort.

They'll call it a national championship next week. 

17 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

They'll call it a national championship natty next week. 

fify

On 3/13/2024 at 10:04 AM, DFW Horn said:

I'm wondering what "success" Nebraska has had in the past 3 years under Alberts appeals to aggy?

Do they have some type of powerhouse NIL program? If so, what does it entail? I'd say A&M would be better off hiring an assistant AD from a better program, like UT, but the Ohio State braintrust just hired Bjork, so WTF...Quality sports administrators must be in short supply.

Pubes has football covered Trev is suppose to make them a volleyball contender.

If there's one thing Liucci knows, it's bumping balls.  

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

But, they've left her no choice!

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

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From the bathroom, Corn Nation has thoughts.  Maybe better suited for the Nebraska thread.  Feel free to move if deemed appropriate.
 

I too do my best podcasts sitting on the terlet/office.

Sometimes I sit and think and sometimes I just sit.

Hook’em!!!
5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

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Remember that time at band camp

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Is this the same chick who claimed aggy had more money than Texas and claimed they were also the flagship university in Texas?  That aggy education is shining through. 

I believe so.  She is drunk on the maroon kool-aid.

Easy money is a draw for a lot of people

Hell if they want to pay me millions, I’ll gladly work there and collect my buy out for not doing anything.
2 minutes ago, demos said:


Hell if they want to pay me millions, I’ll gladly work there and collect my buy out for not doing anything.

 

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