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2 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I mean they have a post on Texfags right now bitching and moaning about playing rap music during warmups.

Take a hearty helping of middle-school antisocialness, combine it with a dash of missing chromosome, add just a few drops of intelligence and then top it off with a closet-racism garnish. 

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31 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

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OMG...Bert placement in this work of art cannot be topped. You sir...are a genius. 

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59 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Take a hearty helping of middle-school antisocialness, combine it with a dash of missing chromosome, add just a few drops of intelligence and then top it off with a closet-racism garnish. 

I think your recipe has too many drops of intelligence in it.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Take a hearty helping of middle-school antisocialness, combine it with a dash of missing chromosome, add just a few drops of intelligence and then top it off with a closet-racism garnish. 

Very good though I'd say the jury is still out on the "closet" part of closet racism.

46 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

OMG...Bert placement in this work of art cannot be topped. You sir...are a genius. 

Im totally not seeing Bert.... Am I blind or stupid or both?

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Im totally not seeing Bert.... Am I blind or stupid or both?

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1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

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Well done.  I particularly enjoyed the SEC logo patch that's a big as the player's face.  Really a perfect reflection of the aggy / borg mindset.

Im totally not seeing Bert.... Am I blind or stupid or both?
Click on the pic and zoom in.
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22 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:
Im totally not seeing Bert.... Am I blind or stupid or both?

Click on the pic and zoom in.

That is awesome....

2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

This.

I was hoping that Kentucky would pull out the victory. If they had, I could have seen the wheels coming off and aggy not making a bowl. 

I think you're right about the 7-5.... which is a far better record than a 9-3 / 10-2 BDF record stupid sips.

SEC! SEC!

But they'll win every single halftime, you stupid sip!

In this day of every child gets a trophy, gomers fit right in

“Happier fans = more donations. More donations = more resources. More resources = a retirement check for Arnold Leunes”

lol ok. Maybe pay back the academic side before you start hooting off about how your athletics department is going to make so much money for them.

14 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

We will find out about aggy over the next four weeks.  Three road games against Muschamp, Miss State and Auburn.  Then they get Ole Miss at home.  

I we really trying to say that we do not know how aggy will perform from here on out?

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"Blaming a coach for the actions of an 18-23 year old is ridiculous unless the coach actively covers up for the players like Art Briles. "

Agreed. What was Switzer supposed to do about his players shooting each other, gangraping and dealing coke? Instill a culture of accountability and quit recruiting thugs? That's just asking too much of a football coach.

 

 

 

 

 

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30 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

In this day of every child gets a trophy, gomers fit right in

At least they were ahead of the curve in something.  One might even call them somewhat of a national leader in the participation trophy movement.

To be fair, that Kentucky game probably was the best the aggy defense has played in Kyle Field, "maybe, ever."

only these dipshits could somehow brag about that, though

2 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

To be fair, that Kentucky game probably was the best the aggy defense has played in Kyle Field, "maybe, ever."

only these dipshits could somehow brag about that, though

That looked like the most inept QB that has played in Kyle Field, "maybe, ever"

 It is my fondest hope that these outbursts have not gone unnoticed by the athletic director and the university administration. I am going to assume, perhaps naively, that the powers that be already have acted so that we might not have to endure 10 more years of this boorish, mind-boggling misbehavior.

 

 

perhaps?   Oh, you silly, silly "53 year" tenured faculty member....

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I really don't care. We have everything we need to win a title. A national title. 

And it has absolutely nothing to do with the sips (unless we play them in the playoff). 

They can win all they want in the bdf. Until they learn how to play defense they will lose every game that matters. And let the record show that playing OU without a defense is not a game that matters.

This in reply to a thread about if Baylor will upset us and bring us "back to square one" 

47 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy faculty member wrote a letter about his dislike of Jimbo.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2988112

I think people are too soft these days and overreact to pretty much everything. At the same time, schools have to be aware of that societal trend and weigh their actions. In other words, aggie athletics has a fine line to walk. Jimbo Fisher is a clod and probably isn't nimble enough to walk a fine line.

I'll just get my popcorn.

What those idiots fail to realize if those teams are ranked high in team offense because they've done it against shit defenses.

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What’s amazing is how aggy tries to compare our road schedule to anything.
Their complete OOC schedule is shit!


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I hate to says this but aggy is headed for a 7-5 or 6-6 season, I guess they will mark another 5th place title on the stadium.

Plus the fact, because of SEC scheduling only 8 conference games, they get to play the mighty UAB, prior to LSU.


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LSU gets to play Rice, before aggy!

It’s amazing to be able to have a scheduled “semi-off” week, before one of your biggest matchups - on paper.


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8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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LKeller, a fan of a team that plays 7 home games and 1 in-state neutral site game this season. We play 6 home games, 1 in-state neutral site game, and 1 "neutral site" game 12 miles from our opponent's campus (1,500 miles from ours). I'd call the Maryland game a true road game. aggy plays 4 road games and we play 5, dumb fuck.

Same week Bama plays the Citadel, while Auburn hosts Liberty!


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"The University of Kentucky hadn’t played football in College Station since 1952, when “in a moving gesture of sportsmanship,” A&M’s cadets “carried the victorious Wildcats from the field on their shoulders.”

It’s good to see not everything has changed.

Kentucky alumni and other members of Big Blue Nation were happy to find a warm welcome in Aggieland before and after the Oct. 6 game (which this time, A&M won). 

“If the world treated everyone the way Texas A&M treated us this weekend the world would be a better place!” tweeted a member of the Kentucky cheer squad, Kyle Steele. 

“It was truly the best experience any of us have ever had,” Steele added. “Cheering for us upon arrival, as we warmed up, wanted pictures with us, continued to ask if we needed anything.”
 

If the world treated everyone the way Texas A&M treated us this weekend the world would be a better place!@AggieNetwork

— Kyle Steele (@cheeringuy100) October 7, 2018"
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Kentucky's QB was terrible.  He lost to Trinity Valley CC last year when he was at Garden City CC.  SECSECSEC ready!  

21 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

“If the world treated everyone the way Texas A&M treated us this weekend the world would be a better place!” tweeted a member of the Kentucky cheer squad, Kyle Steele. 

You know you're digging when the compliments are coming from a male UK cheerleader. On twitter.

Who gives a fuck. 

where was all this dick sucking of opponents when they were in the big 12 / swc? 

The fact that this Rynoag idiot thinks we have a front four says it all.

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

At least they were ahead of the curve in something.  One might even call them somewhat of a national leader in the participation trophy movement.

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35 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Kentucky's QB was terrible.  He lost to Trinity Valley CC last year when he was at Garden City CC.  SECSECSEC ready!  

The shithole college in Terrell?

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The shithole college in Terrell?

They have a campus there but I thought footaball was played in Athens for TVCC? 

5 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

come guys. Garden City CC is in Kansas

I'm talking about Trinity Valley, the team he lost to. 

I'll shut up and go back to my diverticulitis pains.

 

aggy sucks.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

You know you're digging when the compliments are coming from a male UK cheerleader. On twitter.

Who gives a fuck. 

Male cheerleaders have to stick together.

So it looks like Trinity Valley's football team is at their campus in Athens, TX. Not Terrell's campus. 

14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So it looks like Trinity Valley's football team is at their campus in Athens, TX. Not Terrell's campus. 

TVCC is in Athens.

18 minutes ago, Richter said:

Male cheerleaders have to stick together.

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From @golfclap, Jimbo has started culling the herd so he can take another class of 30

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After moving to safety a couple games into the season, wide receiver Montel Parker is transferring. He has already received permission to talk with other schools, per a source.

 

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