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It was at least a defensable position at the time of the Tweet. 
BloU was most definitely not in better shape than us in '22
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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Yeah... I don't see many here raging. It's a delicious performance art piece and I'm not, at all, exaggerating when I say, like others, I think this guy is trolling aggie. Hell, it really wouldn't surprise me if his content is produced by a Surly poster. It's that wonderful. I love it.

Took the words from my mouth.  I don't get the rage, I fucking love this guy.  It's straight performance art, and I look forward to seeing how he continues the act as it gets more difficult throughout the season. 

Someone said it previously, we can win the fucking national title in a blowout, this guy's not moving us above aggy.

When we beat aggy he ranks us #12. Win the National Championship, we will be ranked 4th. They will be three and a lock in for 1 next season due to incoming wonderkids and ELKO finally figured out the best buffets in byan.

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On 9/22/2024 at 5:22 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

TexAgs already got the blinders on about their close game with BG.  I thou8gh the SEC was too much of a grind for us though.

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And Staff is getting angsty if you don't smoke the hopium/copium too...

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13 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

When we beat aggy he ranks us #12. Win the National Championship, we will be ranked 4th. They will be three and a lock in for 1 next season due to incoming wonderkids and ELKO finally figured out the best buffets in byan.

 

20 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Took the words from my mouth.  I don't get the rage, I fucking love this guy.  It's straight performance art, and I look forward to seeing how he continues the act as it gets more difficult throughout the season. 

Someone said it previously, we can win the fucking national title in a blowout, this guy's not moving us above aggy.

This.. and when, and we all know it's when, the aggie roller-coaster comes off the tracks the art in the ranking logic is frankly something I'm excited about. 

And IF he's not trolling.. my god, it's perhaps even better. I like to believe I can create fake aggie logic and stories... whoever is writing that.. be it real, troll or a Surly ghost writer... needs a book deal.

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3 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

“Didn’t play against Texas.” Solid trolling. 
 

 

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Honestly, they should just start Kalel Mullings and use Edwards to spell him. Mullings at least has talent. 

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Honestly, they should just start Kalel Mullings and use Edwards to spell him. Mullings at least has talent. 

Could be. He went 2 for 8 against Texas in the first half. 

46 minutes ago, ousux said:
On 9/22/2024 at 5:42 PM, TrashMaster G said:
It was at least a defensable position at the time of the Tweet. 

BloU was most definitely not in better shape than us in '22

At the time of the Tweet the '22 season was just beginning and we were coming off a losing season and OU had gone 10-2 with a #10 finish.

At the time of the Tweet the '22 season was just beginning and we were coming off a losing season and OU had gone 10-2 with a #10 finish.
Yeah, I'm not letting Billy boy off the hook on minor details.
2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Could be. He went 2 for 8 against Texas in the first half. 

Yeah, but our run D is legit. We came to play and could name our score if we wanted to. Mullings runs hard and he can break tackles. Edwards is mid. I still can't believe he was on the same cover as Quinn and Hunter. 

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

At the time of the Tweet the '22 season was just beginning and we were coming off a losing season and OU had gone 10-2 with a #10 finish.

Lost to Kansas...

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". . . but a win is a win"

Unless it's against Michigan.

Mountain goats, thinking they had found a safe spot from aggy.

Narrator: "They hadn't."

 

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5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Unless it's against Michigan, UTSA, CSU or ULM.

Ftfy

10 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

If memory serves, this was close to the 12th anniversary:

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Yeah, but 100,000 aggies inside Kyle died after that collapse, when Tucker’s kick cleared the uprights. 

Refresh my memory . . . which surly was it running on the field from underneath the goalpost?

They say late at night when the lights are turned off in the Aggy Hall of Champions the bust of John David Crow talks to himself.  

Like there’s anyone else to talk with.
Yeah, but our run D is legit. We came to play and could name our score if we wanted to. Mullings runs hard and he can break tackles. Edwards is mid. I still can't believe he was on the same cover as Quinn and Hunter. 

Of all the Edwards at Michigan, Braylon was the man. Legit.
11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

It's our favorite time of the week!

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This is either the dumbest football ranking / Analysis I’ve ever read……..

Or it’s  level 100 meta satire that stands in the pantheon of subversive comedy.

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Relax and hit the copium ags! (Maybe that is the shit the milkmen admonish the ags to "pass it back")

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6 hours ago, markstanco said:


Of all the Edwards at Michigan, Braylon was the man. Legit.

We just need to snuggle up to #1

1 hour ago, WBT said:

We just need to snuggle up to #1

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The mental gymnastics it takes to be an aggy must be exhausting.

 

31 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

The mental gymnastics it takes to be an aggy must be exhausting.

 

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33 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

The mental gymnastics it takes to be an aggy must be exhausting.

That's why they always stand with their hands on their knees.

1 hour ago, Tylerocks said:

The mental gymnastics it takes to be an aggy must be exhausting.

 

Lol at mental. They don't think, they just follow and conform.

Like the Borg, but way way more stupid.

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16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

It's our favorite time of the week!

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That lady obviously knows very little about football

Stupid milkman they are called road wins not away wins and it was your first road win since 10/16/2021 in Columbia, MO.  Since then you had only been able to win at Jerry World & your precious bat guano tacklebox @ sacred grass dead dog scoreboard field.

5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

This is either the dumbest football ranking / Analysis I’ve ever read……..

Or it’s  level 100 meta satire that stands in the pantheon of subversive comedy.

I want to call him something like Aggy Kaufman, but it doesn't have the right ring to it. If he's trolling, he's the fucking Keyser Soze of trolls. 

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5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

This is either the dumbest football ranking / Analysis I’ve ever read……..

Or it’s  level 100 meta satire that stands in the pantheon of subversive comedy.

 

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Week four of college football has come and gone. So far, we’ve had several exciting appetizers, but the main course of the season is just starting to be served.

One of the most consequential games of the entire year is on the slate this weekend, when Georgia visits Alabama in Tuscaloosa. This is a huge litmus test early in the DeBoer era, and a prove-it game for Georgia to get over the hump against Alabama.


Elsewhere, Penn State will face a test with Illinois coming to town, and Oklahoma State will face off with Kansas State in a potentially consequential game for the Big 12 standings. There’s plenty to keep your eye on this week, in other words.

There’s been a bit of a shakeup from last week’s rankings after the action in week four. Let’s see how things shake out.

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Graham, I know you're monitoring this thread, so give Surly a shoutout in your next column!  And keep up the great work!

8 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

This is either the dumbest football ranking / Analysis I’ve ever read……..

Or it’s  level 100 meta satire that stands in the pantheon of subversive comedy.

It is 100% one or the other.

I'm becoming more and more open to the idea of Option #2.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Graham, I know you're monitoring this thread, so give Surly a shoutout in your next column!  And keep up the great work!

I'm shocked.  Shocked and chagrined.  That Graham didn't sneak TAMU in there.

I'm disappointed that he didn't have Bowling Green as the highest-ranked G5 champ.

21 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

It's our favorite time of the week!

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This guy is a dumb dildo and nothing else has to be said. Graham Harmon= Dumb Dildo

Sir, don't insult dildos like that, it's uncalled for.

(At least dildos could please a woman)

1 hour ago, nnm said:

I'm shocked.  Shocked and chagrined.  That Graham didn't sneak TAMU in there.

It's pretty disappointing. I expect better more accurate reporting from Graham. I know he doesn't want to look like a Homer, but to leave aggie completely out would be like me picking Texas to win the SEC. It's a horrible oversight, but I respect him attempting to be pragmatic in his approach.

16 hours ago, markstanco said:


Of all the Edwards at Michigan, Braylon was the man. Legit.

I still have nightmares about that guy returning kicks in the Rose Bowl. 

19 minutes ago, John Coctostan said:

I still have nightmares about that guy returning kicks in the Rose Bowl. 

That was Steve Breaston. Edwards was really good in that game too though.

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2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Oklahoma Panhandle State:  the Harvard of the Oklahoma Panhandle

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Wow, that is hideous.  Tully Stadium is nicer.

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Aggie boards and social media now starting to talk about Weigman not showing up to practice. Heisman candidate transfer incoming!  Dude is going to light the Big 12 on fire next year at Okie State. 

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Graham, I know you're monitoring this thread, so give Surly a shoutout in your next column!  And keep up the great work!

This kid is hilarious. 100% knows what he's doing and it's a pure troll job.

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