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2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Also are we sure that’s real? Google seems to have never heard of Brody Haggins.

Maybe it's a typo.  They probably signed Brody Baggins.

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I don't follow recruiting like the sickos on the recruiting board, but I've never heard of that guy, so I'll assume he sucks.

25 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Also are we sure that’s real? Google seems to have never heard of Brody Haggins.

Yea must be a typo.  There is no Brody matching his description through the 2028 cycle. Maybe a 9.95er can chime in. 

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You aren't accounting for the "QB savior appearing out of nowhere in spring practices" factor.

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St. Cletus, the patron saint of the hullabalooed, is the pisshead who was promised. Rejoice!

And stork here. Everybody thought the stork was brain damaged.

So are they the same guy

Was that a troll tweet

What the hell is going on lol

The notion of the gomers going 11-1 with road games to South Bend, Fayettenam, CoMo, Red Stick, & Austin is hysterical.  They will at absolute best go 2-3 in those games with the potential of 0-5 

And they will almost assuredly lose one of the 3 home games to Aub, Fla, & SCar. It is going to be a struggle to maintain Texas 8&4

36 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

So are they the same guy

Was that a troll tweet

What the hell is going on lol

Maybe aggy erotica. Got the yell boys tingly.

I'd like to congratulate the ags for netting 0 all-americans. Yes that is 0 on all 3 teams. Travis Hunter made first and second team by himself.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

I'd like to congratulate the ags for netting 0 all-americans. Yes that is 0 on all 3 teams. Travis Hunter made first and second team by himself.

That #1 recruiting class, though.

#7 most-talented team in 2024 holla!

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

That #1 recruiting class, though.

#7 most-talented team in 2024 holla!

Well Walter Nolen did make first team so at least the class produced one AA just at Ole Miss ;-)

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3 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

 

 

 

 

13 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Maybe aggy erotica. Got the yell boys tingly.

This is so wrong.  And probably correct.

On 12/13/2024 at 1:48 PM, rage-a-holic said:

Your gif gave me a seizure

 

On 12/13/2024 at 1:56 PM, thunderlounge said:

 

Was this shot by Michael J Fox?

 

On 12/13/2024 at 6:03 PM, The Original Greaser Bob said:

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Sorry guys. That was the only one I could find when I did a 30 second google search. Very glad someone else had a better one. 

I should’ve included this in my OP. 
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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

The notion of the gomers going 11-1 with road games to South Bend, Fayettenam, CoMo, Red Stick, & Austin is hysterical.  They will at absolute best go 2-3 in those games with the potential of 0-5 

aggy247 created the pat persona to compete with the ministry in the emergency looch category

we still don't have video or audio of the pat persona

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

aggy247 created the pat persona to compete with the ministry in the emergency looch category

we still don't have video or audio of the pat persona

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1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

aggy247 created the pat persona to compete with the ministry in the emergency looch category

we still don't have video or audio of the pat persona

This makes a lot of sense, really.  Emergency Looch has kind of reached the shelf life.  

I have tried very hard over the past couple of years to stop calling things gay, out of respect for my gay family and friends, and just trying to be a better human overall.  But the only thing gayer than the aggy yell leaders, is this commitment announcement.

 

9 minutes ago, Mittens said:

I have tried very hard over the past couple of years to stop calling things gay, out of respect for my gay family and friends, and just trying to be a better human overall.  But the only thing gayer than the aggy yell leaders, is this commitment announcement.

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18 minutes ago, Mittens said:

I have tried very hard over the past couple of years to stop calling things gay, out of respect for my gay family and friends, and just trying to be a better human overall.  But the only thing gayer than the aggy yell leaders, is this commitment announcement.

 

Some things are gay. This is Parade Gay. 

Bitch Hips Haggins is so on-brand for aggy. 

Needs to join the corps.  

28 minutes ago, Mittens said:

I have tried very hard over the past couple of years to stop calling things gay, out of respect for my gay family and friends, and just trying to be a better human overall.  But the only thing gayer than the aggy yell leaders, is this commitment announcement.

 

This fucking guy has to be AI otherwise Gina Gershon is gonna be playing QB for aggy next year. 
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5 hours ago, tbone_ said:

In fairness, if I looked like that the whole world would just have to deal with because I would never wear a shirt.

That’s said, Brody Haggins has to be the most aggy name ever. I dub him the second coming of Corey Pullig.

Any relation to Festus Haggin? Gotta be...

I believe this is all a "Dear Pethouse" milkman fantasy. There ain't no Brody Haggins on the Stephenville roster for '24. 

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Maybe it's a typo.  They probably signed Brody Baggins.

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Alright..where's the Bilbo Baggins video? Hit it boys!

3 minutes ago, MrBig said:

This fucking guy has to be AI otherwise Gina Gershon is gonna be playing QB for aggy next year. 
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I would play topless catch with Gina Gershon. 

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44 minutes ago, Mittens said:

I have tried very hard over the past couple of years to stop calling things gay, out of respect for my gay family and friends, and just trying to be a better human overall.  But the only thing gayer than the aggy yell leaders, is this commitment announcement.

 

That was too gay, even for me. 

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45 minutes ago, Mittens said:

I have tried very hard over the past couple of years to stop calling things gay, out of respect for my gay family and friends

Call them a British meatball. 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That was too gay, even for me. 

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100%.  And I was there for all of it.

 

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You 3 must be on the Gay Surly Mount (heh) Rushmore -- who's #4?

Going back a ways but, Carr Throws Far.  There was also a guy that used to post a lot in the baseball forum, but I can't remember his handle anymore.

43 minutes ago, MrBig said:

This fucking guy has to be AI otherwise Gina Gershon is gonna be playing QB for aggy next year. 
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I would sack Gina Gershon every day and last week too.

It would be awesome if aggy just got trolled by Kenny Chesney’s understudy. 

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

I believe this is all a "Dear Pethouse" milkman fantasy. There ain't no Brody Haggins on the Stephenville roster for '24. 

I'm about 98% sure that he's @TreatyOak's newest AI breakthrough.

10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

You aren't accounting for the "QB savior appearing out of nowhere in spring practices" factor.

We all know the aggie turdition and someone will be the new Heisman candidate by Oct, before the roller-coaster tops out. 

 

22 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Mad respect to graham:

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See @InkaUtexas I'm not the only on here giving mad respect to Graham the man. I really wish you'd stop claiming he's my sock.

19 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

See @InkaUtexas I'm not the only on here giving mad respect to Graham the man. I really wish you'd stop claiming he's my sock.

mea maxima culpa senor. Plus I should have known from the proper use of grammar.

So the Surly gay mafia has deemed the aggie gay propaganda cringey and too gay.... noted

Never go full aggie.. 

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

mea maxima culpa senor. Plus I should have known from the proper use of grammar.

Zackly. We all know my regards are regarded and my takes are shit.

Calzone not only beat Bama but he told aggy what to do...

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7 hours ago, Player said:


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St. Cletus, the patron saint of the hullabalooed, is the pisshead who was promised. Rejoice!

Holy shit, it's Clem in the flesh! 

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2 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Going back a ways but, Carr Throws Far.  

 

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