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2 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

 

Much like the Dead Milkmen, any Judy's post gets an autorep from me. So many great adolescent memories from both.

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

That’s one of the most disturbing songs I’ve ever heard. Great bass line though. 

 

Don’t drink the kool-aid. 

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52 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

Cool fucking stories, you dorks. Wonder how many thousands of times they’ve bored the shit out of people while retelling those heroic tales at parties where the hosts regretted inviting them. 

I don't see how anyone could be bored by the story about the time they expected Rice to try to steal their dog, so they set a trap for them, but no one showed up.  That's fucking riveting, man.  That should be a movie.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

That’s one of the most disturbing songs I’ve ever heard. Great bass line though. 

Greatest song ever written about mass human tragedy...

29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Greatest song ever written about mass human tragedy...

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

Sunday Bloody Sunday?

Pompeii?

Hurricane? 

40 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Don’t drink the kool-aid. 

It was FLAVOR-AID goddammit!!!

13 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Are we sure those are jorts?  They could be jeans.  Nice elastic waist band too.

I’m pretty sure those are jeans. The horrible kind I refer to as “big boy pants.” I can envision the pant cuff being too short to touch the tops of the maroon ropers he was undoubtedly wearing. 

On 3/17/2025 at 5:25 PM, Pancho said:

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IF I were on texags I would respond: 

 

Lol not reading all that. Happy for you though, or sorry that happened. 

 

12 hours ago, Horndog said:

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

Sunday Bloody Sunday?

Pompeii?

Hurricane? 

We have ours:

 

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On 3/20/2025 at 12:06 PM, jimmyjazz said:

On multiple occasions I've seen A&M engineers giddily use "tu" in business meetings with visitors who are UT grads.  The Aggies all giggle, the UT grads (visitors or in house) are just disgusted.  It's completely inappropriate in an office environment, but there you go.

 

Back in grad school, I was collaborating with a post doc at a&m and had to drive to their campus in a UT vehicle. One of those white trucks with orange UT decals on it that you see all over campus. 

As I drove through their campus, I got whooped at, horns down-ed, or gigged hundreds of times. A post doc fresh off the boat from India was with me. He was like what is going on? I just shrugged and said I can't explain it and you wouldn't understand anyway, best you can do is sit back and laugh at them. 

 

14 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Back in grad school, I was collaborating with a post doc at a&m and had to drive to their campus in a UT vehicle. One of those white trucks with orange UT decals on it that you see all over campus. 

As I drove through their campus, I got whooped at, horns down-ed, or gigged hundreds of times. A post doc fresh off the boat from India was with me. He was like what is going on? I just shrugged and said I can't explain it and you wouldn't understand anyway, best you can do is sit back and laugh at them. 

 

“Did you ever read ‘The Heart of Darkness’ by Joseph Conrad?”

3 minutes ago, statsman said:

“Did you ever read ‘The Heart of Darkness’ by Joseph Conrad?”

I did, and it was a good book. Both the book and movie "Apocalypse Now" are worth the time (which I'm sure everyone in this site has seen). 

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This guy is so beaten down that he's bitching about women's basketball now:

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In case you were not aware, Texas A&M women's basketball is in serious trouble.

The Aggies are as close to a national title in this sport in terms of time as they are in any, with Gary Blair leading the Aggie women to the sport's pinnacle back in 2011, when they triuphed over Notre Dame. That's a big reason why Blair was allowed to stay as long as he did, even as his teams declined in quality over the years: you don't just fire a national-championship winning coach (unless they're Ed Orgeron, I guess).

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In the 2022 offseason, the Aggies hired Joni Taylor from Georgia. Known for her recruiting prowess, most thought this was a pretty solid move at the time— one that could potentially reignite some interest in the program after it had waned in Blair's final years as head man.

Texas A&M women's basketball needs to make a change
Well, here we are three years hence, and while there have been some solid moments, it's looking like this is a gamble that is not exactly paying off. Again, just for those who have not been paying attention, the Aggie women finished the year with a 10-19 record, 3-13 in conference, on an 11-game losing streak, and winning not a single game on the road.


Oh, and three of their best players have now entered the transfer portal.

This is a situation that is quickly becoming untenable. Especially on a campus where some of the other major women's sports are thriving— women's tennis won a national title last year and are currently the 2nd-ranked team in the nation, and softball is ranked 5th— these results are unacceptable.

Simply by virtue of a lack of scrutiny, this may slide by for now. I get that there are some budget constraints that have to be considered with Jimbo Fisher's buyout continuing to be paid off and the upcoming revenue-share model hitting soon.

But if Texas A&M women's basketball wants to compete with the big players in this league— the South Carolinas of the world— then excellence must be demanded. We've seen it in recent memory; it's not as though it's far off. It's eminently possible.


It may take some tough decisions, but that's the business of college athletics. A change is needed in this program— before it's too late.

 

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18 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

So they're a women's school now, except for the football team, who play like women and have male cheerleaders. 

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13 hours ago, Horndog said:

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

Sunday Bloody Sunday?

Pompeii?

Hurricane? 

Smoke on the Water?

15 hours ago, bolverk said:

Much like the Dead Milkmen, any Judy's post gets an autorep from me. So many great adolescent memories from both.

*Judys

 

14 hours ago, Horndog said:

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

Sunday Bloody Sunday?

Pompeii?

Hurricane? 

I Don't Like Mondays

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

*Judys

I said what I said.

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10 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

*Judys

 

I Don't Like Mondays

 

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

IF I were on texags I would respond: 

 

Lol not reading all ANY of that. Happy for you though, or sorry that happened. 

 

My thoughts on txAgs in general...

14 hours ago, Horndog said:

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

Sunday Bloody Sunday?

Pompeii?

Hurricane? 

Red Headed Stranger

15 hours ago, Horndog said:

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

Sunday Bloody Sunday?

Pompeii?

Hurricane? 

Big fan of The Judy's, but Pompeii wins on body count alone, not to mention it is extremely catchy.

15 hours ago, Horndog said:

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

Sunday Bloody Sunday?

Pompeii?

Hurricane? 

The Rising (9/11)

Krzysztof Penderecki – "Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima"

8 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Well, Daddy's been separated for a while, but he's back.  Daddy will show up to one football game a year, two each of men's and women's basketball, and many other of Olympic sports.  Don't worry, Aggies, Daddy has resumed exercising, and will continue to  demonstrate, his authority.  

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

But if Texas A&M women's basketball wants to compete with the big players in this league— the South Carolinas of the world— then excellence must be demanded.

Now Graham, you mentioned big players, plural, but then only said South Carolina.

C'mon little guy, don't be scared, you can do it...

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A change is needed in this program— before it's too late.

I'm curious as to what exactly Graham Cracker thinks will happen when it becomes too late. They will suck...more? They'll be even more at the bottom of the standings? Teddy Grahams is warning us, but of what?

 

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

Now Graham, you mentioned big players, plural, but then only said South Carolina.

C'mon little guy, don't be scared, you can do it...

One doesn't need to explicitly say the motivation for a whinge if the intended audience is already right there with you. We all know it's the only reason he's even following the sport. Little brothers never pay attention to something until they see Big Bro already doing it.

Considering they won a national championship in WBB their collapse kinda diproves the hilarious theory that they are cursed, its just top down rot in the entire athletic department. Every single coach whether through verbal interaction, or just feeling vibes, every single one realizes that they can just coast and make easy money since on the other side you have rubes that will whoop and holler at everything. 

Hence their signature slogans, "Get your licks in now", "its not how it used to be", "We are a real program now" that is it that is all you need to buy time with the cult.

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Now Graham, you mentioned big players, plural, but then only said South Carolina.

C'mon little guy, don't be scared, you can do it...

No, I don't think he actually can.

Evidence his football rankings.

21 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Greatest song ever written about mass human tragedy...

 

Is there any chance that we could stop derailing this thread?  I'm just curious. 

4 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Is there any chance that we could stop derailing this thread?  I'm just curious. 

Well the rollercoaster cart isn't quite back on the tracks yet...   But, it will be in just a few more days.

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Is there any chance that we could stop derailing this thread?  I'm just curious. 

Feel free to add new aggy content for us to make fun of. By all means, please, be my guest.

 

They're going to do to Tarleton what they did to Texas A&I. Or they trying to copy UT-Dallas?

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The new Texas A&M-Fort Worth campus could eventually have five buildings, according to a rendering the university recently posted on its website.

One building, for the law school, is under construction now. Texas A&M is doing design work on a second building for research programs, and has previously announced a third “gateway” building.

The rendering posted online shows a possible “Performance, Visualization and Fine Arts Building” along East Lancaster Avenue, and a second research building. Those projects are part of the university’s long-range plans for the campus. There is not a public timeline.

The property where the performance, visualization and fine arts building is shown in the rendering is vacant land. The Fort Worth campus will house an extension of A&M’s Visual Production Institute, a high tech center that will teach students to use cutting edge filmmaking and graphics technology. Fort Worth is working to become a hub for film production.

Included in plans when the campus was initially announced, the Gateway Building will serve as a doorway to the new campus. It’s expected to be built at the site of the existing Texas A&M School of Law, once the first research and innovation building is complete.

Designs for any of the buildings would need to be approved by the Texas A&M University System Board of Regents. Planning for the Fort Worth campus is ongoing, and newer iterations of renderings have differed from those released when the campus was announced.

The new campus is expected to be transformational for Fort Worth, developing a languishing corridor of downtown into an engine for economic growth that will likely create jobs and attract new companies to the area.

Ground has yet to break on the first Research and Innovation Building, which could cost up to $260 million. A utility-related, pre-development permit for the project was filed with the city in February. The building will house offices and labs for a number of Texas state agencies.

Companies including aerospace giant Lockheed Martin Aeronautics and eyecare maker Alcon are expected to collaborate with the new campus to design curriculum that will prepare students for the workforce.

The campus’ first structure, the Law and Education Building, is expected to be complete in summer 2026. The $180 million building broke ground in June 2023.

 

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Oh, I know. I was correcting the band. 😛

The Judy's used the apostrophe in homage of The B-52's use of the apostrophe in their name. Why The B-52's originally used an apostrophe is unknown, but they did remove it in 2008...probably because of a sternly worded email from TrashMaster G.

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4 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

The Judy's used the apostrophe in homage of The B-52's use of the apostrophe in their name. Why The B-52's originally used an apostrophe is unknown, but they did remove it in 2008...probably because of a sternly worded email from TrashMaster G.

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1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Shit's getting intense.

Damnit, I already fell for that once.

8 hours ago, Hayduke said:

Damnit, I already fell for that once.

It's the off-season. Tempers flare dramatically and often.

46 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

It's the off-season. Tempers flare dramatically and often.

Shits, getting intense, amiright?

12 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Is there any chance that we could stop derailing this thread?  I'm just curious. 

 

40 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Billy Liucci's condom?

1 hour ago, Hayduke said:

Shits, getting intense, amiright?

Yes, they certainly are.

1 hour ago, Hayduke said:

Shits, getting intense, amiright?

Shart thread is that way --->

46 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

*Shit's

Maybe he has the shits. Did you think of that, sir?

46 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Maybe he has the shits. Did you think of that, sir?

Then it would be *Shits are

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