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Posted
18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm no math expert but I think 87.5 is bigger

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Standard small sample size and competition caveats apply, but if Arch maintained that rating and played enough to qualify, it would have been good for 2nd in the nation.

Three tenths of a point behind Cam Ward’s 88. Pretty solid for a three star in his first real college snaps.  

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Posted
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Call me crazy, but isn't that list mostly loaded with spares?

Yeah, "returning" is the operative word here, which more or less equates to spares since a lot of top starting QBs left for the NFL.

Basically, On3 needed a cheap post for their socials, so they did some lazy ranking math to make a post, and Aggie McGoober ran with the results pounding his chest about a top ten victory. Reed was #23 in QBR last year as calculated by ESPN. Aggies shouldn't peak at his pass rating.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/qbr/_/sort/schedAdjQBR/

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Posted
9 hours ago, Danimal said:

Yeah, "returning" is the operative word here, which more or less equates to spares since a lot of top starting QBs left for the NFL.

Basically, On3 needed a cheap post for their socials, so they did some lazy ranking math to make a post, and Aggie McGoober ran with the results pounding his chest about a top ten victory. Reed was #23 in QBR last year as calculated by ESPN. Aggies shouldn't peak at his pass rating.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/qbr/_/sort/schedAdjQBR/

Well you stupid sip there is still an aggie in the top 10!!!!! (Former student as there are no exes at aggie)

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Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Print the cups and T-Shirts!

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Is this real?  Not the meat judging part, but the “you wish this could be the school you root for”?  Who talks like that?

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Posted
27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is this real?  Not the meat judging part, but the “you wish you could be the school you root for”?  Who talks like that?

Well Biff, I won't speak for others but I know seeing that pic made me wish I had gone to aggie. The Fandom of meat judging championships surpassed all other college sports entertainment long ago.

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10 hours ago, Danimal said:

Yeah, "returning" is the operative word here, which more or less equates to spares since a lot of top starting QBs left for the NFL.

Basically, On3 needed a cheap post for their socials, so they did some lazy ranking math to make a post, and Aggie McGoober ran with the results pounding his chest about a top ten victory. Reed was #23 in QBR last year as calculated by ESPN. Aggies shouldn't peak at his pass rating.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/qbr/_/sort/schedAdjQBR/

Ewers was only 33rd? Furk...

Posted
11 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

King (in GT's offense), Clubnic and Leavitt are very to extremely good, King particularly for GT(Tripple Option). Allar will be argued but the general consensus is he's A list. Beck gets a lot of love but he's a poor man's Quinn, well, he's a rich fools Quinn. 

The reason why King being on that list is so funny is A) He may just be the best for his specific team B) his team runs triple option  C) He used to play for aggie that could absolutely use someone with his skillset

Georgia Tech doesn't run the triple option, hasn't for a few years now. 

Navy is still running a triple option, both classic and from the spread, which is why Navy QB is on the list.

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46 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yes.  He's turned pro in meat judging.  

It's too bad, because A&M just now ramping up their Ag NIL program.  He could have scored one of those sweet new Lambo tractors:

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is this real?  Not the meat judging part, but the “you wish this could be the school you root for”?  Who talks like that?

Looks like a Facebook group so an aggy fan posted it consistent with their aggyness. I joined one that looked like a BIG XII fan page but left pretty quick because it was 90% BYU and Utah fans slap fighting like a bunch of teenage girls.

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On 8/5/2025 at 7:45 AM, hookemATL said:

Worst

Orgy

Ever

 

5 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

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https://multiculturalcaregiving.com/stds-in-nursing-homes/

STDs in Nursing Homes – A Shockingly Common Problem

Also, about 10 years ago a 60-something woman that worked for me got a divorce.  She proceeded to sow her wild oats using a dating app called "Our Time," or something like that.  Apparently the youngs ain't got nothing on the olds--it was rampant, no holds barred hookups.  

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's too bad, because A&M just now ramping up their Ag NIL program.  He could have scored one of those sweet new Lambo tractors:

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Napoleon Dynamite Want GIF
 

definitely overkill for my 4 acres, but still…

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Posted
5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's too bad, because A&M just now ramping up their Ag NIL program.  He could have scored one of those sweet new Lambo tractors:

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Not Murican' nor manly enough for aggie.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

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They should send the backup bc they’ll be replacing the overhyped preseason starter by game 5, as per turdition

Posted
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

EN FUEGO! This one is truly great (ie, pathetic):

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Every time I get annoyed you guys post his little stupid face a million times, the very next time I end up laughing really hard

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Posted
7 hours ago, troph said:

Episode 6 of the SEC documentary is so awesome. 

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Taurean York first bitching about Texas coaching staff not giving him time of day was the first highlight. Particularly, after they flew a helicopter to Temple and his coach asked him to sit in the office while his team mate was recruited seems questionable all around.

Then the old fat white lady gushing on York for having "sacked both quarterbacks" after the loss was extremely aggie. 

Elko came off as an absolute dick, but you could tell he was throwing in some "I relate to these players" shtick for the cameras at a couple of points.

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22 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Taurean York first bitching about Texas coaching staff not giving him time of day was the first highlight. Particularly, after they flew a helicopter to Temple and his coach asked him to sit in the office while his team mate was recruited seems questionable all around.

Then the old fat white lady gushing on York for having "sacked both quarterbacks" after the loss was extremely aggie. 

Elko came off as an absolute dick, but you could tell he was throwing in some "I relate to these players" shtick for the cameras at a couple of points.

We have to beat Texas, we gonna beat Texas, men with paint on their overalls, greatest rivalry in college football talk because it makes them feel superior to others being connected to Texas, commentator saying “they are an odd bunch” and “they never can win anything”, this game is for everything we want, we have to beat Texas, we gonna beat Texas. 

they lose to Texas. 

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Posted
26 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

 

Elko came off as an absolute fat dick, but you could tell he was throwing in some "I relate to these players" shtick for the cameras at a couple of points.

And one correction…. 

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Posted
13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I guess you can never miss a chance to make a mountain out of a molehill when you're a Texas fan. Any pub is good pub, as they say, so I'm unbothered from an Aggies perspective.

Irony deafness is no laughing matter.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, troph said:

We have to beat Texas, we gonna beat Texas, men with paint on their overalls, greatest rivalry in college football talk because it makes them feel superior to others being connected to Texas, commentator saying “they are an odd bunch” and “they never can win anything”, this game is for everything we want, we have to beat Texas, we gonna beat Texas. 

they lose to Texas. 

Michael Jordan Lol GIF

I was not intending to watch it because fuck conference loyalty and brotherhood, but this sounds like high comedy.

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Spellin, syntax, lack of coffee
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Posted
2 hours ago, troph said:

We have to beat Texas, we gonna beat Texas, men with paint on their overalls, greatest rivalry in college football talk because it makes them feel superior to others being connected to Texas, commentator saying “they are an odd bunch” and “they never can win anything”, this game is for everything we want, we have to beat Texas, we gonna beat Texas. 

they lose to Texas. 

Michael Jordan Lol GIF

Thank you for the translation, Barbara Billingsley.

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Posted
14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

EN FUEGO! This one is truly great (ie, pathetic):

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Texas A&M's time in the limelight was shown in the leadup to their game against Texas, where the defense was given respect, but shown to ultimately not be enough to get them over the hump

The aggie defense that gave up 468 yards to the evil cows?

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Posted (edited)
50 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

I was not intending to watch it because fuck conference loyalty and brotherhood, but this sounds like high comedy.

I only watched the Texas v Vandy and Texas v aggie ones. 5 and 6 iirc. Besides the aggie fail joy, it gives a bit of the flavor of the coaches and team. Of what I saw Beamer seems the most level headed and relatable of all of them. Also, his wife is pretty damn hot. Lebby felt like he was in way over his head but the team results certainly had a part in that. Lea came off as very good at maintaining a game face and competent coach but it felt like there was some shit brewing below. Elk came off, far and away, as the biggest choade, to no one's suprise here. 

Pavia came off as an entitled POS. 

They absolutely glossed over the complete drubbing aggie took in the tackle box. Really only showing the 2 turn overs and I think both Texas TDs. However, its clear Texas AD said hard pass as there was zero Texas engagement on the series. Georgia and Bama seemed the same but I didnt watch them all. 

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Posted (edited)
11 hours ago, troph said:

Episode 6 of the SEC documentary is so awesome. 

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We should tell York he can still come to Texas if he wants to run scout team at ILB lol

Hearing him share that his Temple HS coach made him sit in on a meeting with Texas coaches while we recruited his teammate was epic 😂

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Posted
1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

I was not intending to watch it because fuck conference loyalty and brotherhood, but this sounds like high comedy.

I watched the portion of the episode re Vandy playing Texas and the portion of episode 6 re Texas v. Texas A&M. I've watched no other segment. I think the show is a bit gay, in man on man action not woman on woman action and I have nothing against gay sex, in fact I love my gay brothers but if I were to watch porn (at 50 full of estrogen it holds very little interest for me) it would be hard core gay porn guy on guy action not this soft core SEC SEC SEC shit. waste of time.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

I only watched the Texas v Vandy and Texas v aggie ones. 5 and 6 iirc. Besides the aggie fail joy, it gives a bit of the flavor of the coaches and team. Of what I saw Beamer seems the most level headed and relatable of all of them. Also, his wife is pretty damn hot. Lebby felt like he was in way over his head but the team results certainly had a part in that. Lea came off as very good at maintaining a game face and competent coach but it felt like there was some shit brewing below. Elk came off, far and away, as the biggest choade, to no one's suprise here. 

Pavia came off as an entitled POS. 

They absolutely glossed over the complete drubbing aggie took in the tackle box. Really only showing the 2 turn overs and I think both Texas TDs. However, its clear Texas AD said hard pass as there was zero Texas engagement on the series. Georgia and Bama seemed the same but I didnt watch them all. 

I did see the Lebby lockerroom speeches. what a fucking beatdown - him, his team, and last year for them. he's a borderline imbecile I think.

Yeah I didn't watch all of them but I think the big dogs in the league said no. I know USC, MSU, Vandy, and A&M were featured, not exactly the top tier. I don't know about the rest. that pub was unnecessary for bama, uga and the horns.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, troph said:

I think the show is a bit gay, in man on man action

Um, what show is this and why am I not watching? 

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From CBSSports.com article on 10 rookies to watch:

 

Nic Scourton

CAR • LB • #11
Drafted: Round 2 (51st overall)
Fun fact: Career statistics include 109 tackles, 31 tackles for loss, 17.0 sacks and three forced fumbles in three seasons (two at Purdue and one at Texas A&M)
 
....Scourton was once regarded as a likely first-round prospect, but a transfer from Purdue to Texas A&M led to a new body type and a new role -- neither of which benefitted his stock. If he is able to tap back into his time with the Boilermakers, Scourton has the potential to become an X-factor. 
 
Aggie player development continues to be a strength of the program...
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Posted
23 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Um, what show is this and why am I not watching? 

hahaha. Netflix SEC any given saturday documentary. guy on guy action on pornhub would be much more satisfying, trust me. this documentary is soft core for the self loathing closeted mouthbreathers.  i sweatergod I hate this conference.

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