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How long will it take, and how will it be framed on how aggy will declare the UM win over Ohio State as a major victory for aggy?

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They are just warming up…

Texas Darlin' 🎀

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So all those sportsball bros bitching about A&M being a fraud after losing to Miami can fuck right off. “Ball Knowers” GTFOH 😂

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In all seriousness.. you have to give a ton of respect to Texas A&M for losing to Miami by less than Ohio State did. One of the biggest accomplishments in school history

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A&M no longer the worst performance against Miami in the CFP

16 minutes ago, US183 said:

They are just warming up…

Texas Darlin' 🎀

@TexitDarlin’

10h

So all those sportsball bros bitching about A&M being a fraud after losing to Miami can fuck right off. “Ball Knowers” GTFOH 😂

10h

In all seriousness.. you have to give a ton of respect to Texas A&M for losing to Miami by less than Ohio State did. One of the biggest accomplishments in school history

Barstool Texas A&M

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A&M no longer the worst performance against Miami in the CFP

Ehh… scoring 3 points at home, in front of 105k of your own fans and all 50 UM fans is and probably will always be one of if not the worst playoff performance in CFB history.

And that list includes TCU getting crushed in 2023, fOSU getting blanked at the Fiesta in a semi and MSU getting blanked in the cotton bowl one year.

They really think Ohio state’s loss yesterday is more embarrassing than getting owned at home???? Inject the aggy tears direct to my veins!!!

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On 12/8/2025 at 7:29 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Miami sucks donkey balls.  Ags win and then get destroyed by a pissed off OSU.

Nailed it.

Remember when Zuhn ran his mouth about how good the OL was and then Miami got 7 sacks on Reed? I ‘member

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Nailed it.

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saw this post on Texags...

"Total collapse by OSU. Lost their last two. What a joke of a program. Total frauds."

i am unsure if it was ironic or earnest.

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Have the "we lost to Miami by less than Ohio State" shirts gone on sale in aggyland yet? Massive moral victory for this year.

14 hours ago, US183 said:

How long will it take, and how will it be framed on how aggy will declare the UM win over Ohio State as a major victory for aggy?

not long.

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Texas A&M Looks Smarter Than Ever After Miami Stuns Ohio...

The Miami Hurricanes just pulled off one of the biggest shockers of the College Football Playoff so far, knocking off the Ohio State Buckeyes by ten in the quarterfinals and...

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the word "smarter" does not appear in that article after the headline

how did aggy intelligence increase as a result of this game?

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Should one respond to this tweet with Billy Joel "Glass Houses" or Alanis Morrissette "Ironic" ?

Posted this in the recruiting thread, but to good not to post here. @Beau Vine boy is on a roll.

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Longhorns wanting to snag Cam Coleman from A&M are missin...

This one may come down to these two in-state rivals— and the Aggies should have the leg up.

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42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posted this in the recruiting thread, but to good not to post here. @Beau Vine boy is on a roll.

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Longhorns wanting to snag Cam Coleman from A&M are missin...

This one may come down to these two in-state rivals— and the Aggies should have the leg up.

“So the Aggies produced better this past year with portal receiver and receivers overall.“

No one produced a better turd than aggy with maybe the exception of tech. Biggly turd

“Prestigious AAU membership”

A&M wasn’t a member of the AAU until 2001 after they were generously sponsored by Big Brother Texas who had been a respected member since 1929.

in other news, aggys haved temporarily recovered from their back to back humiliations and are somehow trying to claim to be the best team in Texas

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Yea, still not buying that Cignetti's better than Elko. I think Elko could have done the same thing in Indiana with that schedule.

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18 hours ago, yoladu said:

saw this post on Texags...

"Total collapse by OSU. Lost their last two. What a joke of a program. Total frauds."

i am unsure if it was ironic or earnest.

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"It must have been Ironic, that dear old reprobate, who said that, as it was most certainly not I. My oft-quoted comment, 'I drink to make other people more interesting' works when it comes to most normal folk, but as everyone in Key West knows, aggys are a far cry from normal.”

--Ernest

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Better than Georgia:

Texas A&M beat Florida 34-17

Florida beat Florida State 40-21

Florida State beat Alabama 31-17

Alabama beat Georgia 24-21

Better than Oregon:

Texas A&M beat Notre Dame 41-40

Notre Dame beat Southern California 34-24

Southern California is better than Oregon (because Southern California beat Iowa 26-21

and Oregon only beat Iowa 18-16)

Better than Ole Miss:

Texas A&M beat Florida 34-17

Florida beat Florida State 40-21

Florida State beat Alabama 31-17

Alabama beat Georgia 24-21

Georgia beat Mississippi 43-35

Better than Miami:

Texas A&M beat Auburn 16-10

Auburn beat Baylor 38-24

Baylor beat SMU 48-45

SMU beat Miami (FL) 26-20

So, yea, they 100% are the 2nd best team stoopid sip

12 minutes ago, markstanco said:

So, yea, they 100% are the 2nd best team stoopid sip

Must be 2nd best to Texas, then. Since, well, ya know.

25 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

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“Aggie Rick”, eh?

21 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Better than Georgia:

Texas A&M beat Florida 34-17

Florida beat Florida State 40-21

Florida State beat Alabama 31-17

Alabama beat Georgia 24-21

Better than Oregon:

Texas A&M beat Notre Dame 41-40

Notre Dame beat Southern California 34-24

Southern California is better than Oregon (because Southern California beat Iowa 26-21

and Oregon only beat Iowa 18-16)

Better than Ole Miss:

Texas A&M beat Florida 34-17

Florida beat Florida State 40-21

Florida State beat Alabama 31-17

Alabama beat Georgia 24-21

Georgia beat Mississippi 43-35

Better than Miami:

Texas A&M beat Auburn 16-10

Auburn beat Baylor 38-24

Baylor beat SMU 48-45

SMU beat Miami (FL) 26-20

So, yea, they 100% are the 2nd best team stoopid sip

You left out the all important 11-2 is better than 10-3 so obviously better than tu

And next Kroger remodel fully expect “2025 MNC*. Runner up” on the wall

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On 12/29/2025 at 1:57 PM, 'stache said:

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May be an image of football, basketball, crowd and text that says 'TEXAS A&M MOST FANS PER POINT IN CFP HISTORY! 34,959 FANS PER POINT A CFP RECORD! 2025. m CHAMPIONS 三 ATTENDANCE'

Looks like Tceh smoked that record. Dividing by zero and whatnot...

20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"General Elko"?

The more I see their threads the more I believe 2/3rds of them are trolling.

Or not.

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This would explain the vodka martini in my hands.

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This tracks. They think we are the Evil Empire.

We think they are the Keystone Cops.

On 12/28/2025 at 7:25 PM, Jimbob said:

It’s hilarious they claim 3 MNCs to our 4. Those dipshits don’t get that if they are going to count those extra 2 titles form a few outlier selectors (BR, SR, NCF or likely Wikipedia) then by the exact same criteria we have 9..

but really we have 4 and they have 1. Claiming 3 to our 4 is just so Aggie of them, disingenuous at best, but really just a lie to try and prop up their fragile egos.

Their egos might be fragile but their bungholes have massive calluses from all the bending over…..

On 12/30/2025 at 1:17 PM, pops said:

That's not a ring.... that's a watch

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2 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Well, they're #2 alright, just not in the way they think.

Aggy is alway a VERY STRONG runner up in big games….

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