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He's going against the wishes of the hive mind. Herman and CDC have already said they're willing to play the game. It's the aggies who are shitting in their pants at the thought of losing to us again.  

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18 minutes ago, miguelito said:

When he mentions pettiness and unwarranted egos, do you think he means us?

 

The answer is yes.

Which is bizarre since those are the exact reasons they ran away from the conference despite being told we wouldn't play them anymore.

Now this guy misses us.

Looch and Brauninger spend their first show after the greatest game in the history of texum football to... talk about UT. Talking about how they don't need Texas as a rival, how they'd no doubt beat Texas by 10, "and even those idiots over there know they'd lose too," and just in general sucking each other's dicks in the middle of a bar for an hour. 

Starts at 7:00

 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0110093-mihg.mp3

 

 

 

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33 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Yes, but he has assistants to draft it and legal to review it and then everyone has to sit and listen to it and then it has to be voted on.

All of which keeps them from fucking up anything meaningful

52 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Larson is an aggy grad, btw.

Explains his obvious lacking of priorities and brains.

"...fabled football game."

Does that mean there's no proof it's ever happened before? Because I'm sure there's a gif of Justin Tucker that could clear that up pretty quickly.

god i wish we would play aggy in a bowl game this year if it didn't mean that we would have to settle for a bowl game one or two levels below where we will be at. also would like to play LSU.

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

"...fabled football game."

Does that mean there's no proof it's ever happened before? Because I'm sure there's a gif of Justin Tucker that could clear that up pretty quickly.

He probably meant "storied" but you'll have to forgive him, since in aggieland stories and fables are synonymous.

3 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

every 5-10 years or so, aggy is due for a "win that will change the culture, program direction.." etc. The last three I can think are: 

- 2018 "7 OT Thriller to end losing streak to 'rival' LSU"

-2012 "Johnny beats Bama in their house, moon doesnt control the tide.."

-2006 "12-7 ending losing streak to defending National Champions and hated rival Texas.."

One thing to notice is if each of the those games were played ten times, aggy would lose eight. They never just beat the fuck out of someone. All those games came down to controversial and / or fluky circumstances. Then they regress to the back to the mean. 

That pretty much sums up aggy, and not just football.

Log stacking, stadium building, weird initiations utilizating Mason Jars and nut grabbing all fall under some level of controversial and fluky circumstances.

What a fucking retard and waste of taxpayer money. I'm writing him a letter. Not joking either. 

Will it be strongly worded?
3 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Will it be strongly worded?

Yes....and he shouldn't use too many big words.

22 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Will it be strongly worded?

Nope. Used my real name and address. 

(please no CR for the love of God)

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Please quit wasting your time introducing ridiculous bills such as House Bill 412. The Texas State Government has much more pressing matters than which football games are on your television set on Thanksgiving.

 

Maybe you should start with addressing the San Antonio school district that fellow house member Diego Bernal has described as "the poster child of everything that is wrong with school finance."

 

Football can wait. Do the job that you were elected to do and are paid for.

It's easy. You just fill out a form. 

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27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nope. Used my real name and address. 

(please no CR for the love of God)

It's easy. You just fill out a form. 

he'll probably write back something like 

"ur a fag LOL"

18 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

he'll probably write back something like 

"ur a fag LOL"

Is he a Surly poster?

2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Rep. Lyle Larson, Texas A&M, Class of 1981.

was he the one with the sword?

45 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is he a Surly poster?

 

41 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

is actually Mr Phlegm

Aw hell.....

15 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

was he the one with the sword?

That guy’s name is greg hood. 

And aggy reveres him like a combination of Paul Bunyan, William Wallace, and pecos Bill, only better. 

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1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

is actually Mr Phlegm

Phlegm would never propose renewing the series, aggy boy. 

;) sorry couldn’t resist. 

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

What a fucking retard and waste of taxpayer money. I'm writing him a letter. Not joking either. 

please don't.

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

please don't.

Down with democracy! 

He said "storied rivalry"...

Anybody else laugh out loud when they read that?

1 minute ago, Texas25 said:

He said "storied rivalry"...

Anybody else laugh out loud when they read that?

Abbott (Longhorn) should Veto with "27-25 bitch" or "76-37-5"

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Down with democracy! 

you're an idoit

7 hours ago, texaslong said:

Why doesn’t aggy want to play us in a Bowl game? All I hear from them is they hope we play someone else in SEC, but not them.

Well, you'd think that a pussy would want a big dick for once.

The governor has concluded that the rivalry is not competitive enough for the state of Texas to compel participation. 

6 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

every 5-10 years or so, aggy is due for a "win that will change the culture, program direction.." etc. The last three I can think are: 

- 2018 "7 OT Thriller to end losing streak to 'rival' LSU"

-2012 "Johnny beats Bama in their house, moon doesnt control the tide.."

-2006 "12-7 ending losing streak to defending National Champions and hated rival Texas.."

One thing to notice is if each of the those games were played ten times, aggy would lose eight. They never just beat the fuck out of someone. All those games came down to controversial and / or fluky circumstances. Then they regress to the back to the mean. 

Looks like they aren't due for another "big game" until 2024....based son my calculation.

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

hi Lyle,

Keep up the good bull!

My facebook group is being overrun by sips claiming our endowment is less than $300m and Forbes says it's $11 million.

this is the link they are pasting:

"The total endowment dedicated to the Texas A&M University, College Station campus, as of December 31, 2015, was $259.9 million."

http://aggypedia.com/wiki/History_of_Texas_A%26M_University

Can you please get that website shut down?

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Larson needs to be booted. Such a waste of time and effort regardless.

No.  He should be suspended and have to sit out the next legislative session.

56 minutes ago, Texas25 said:

He said "storied rivalry"...

Anybody else laugh out loud when they read that?

Well, to be fair, aggy certainly does tell a lot of stories about it.

I am glad they put 'football' on their because otherwise I would probably think they were talking about a basketball game.

'REGULAR SEASON GAME CHAMPIONS'

23 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

 

 

NOT IN OUR HOUSE

(except Clemson and Auburn)

Easiest solution to aggy would be for us to simply schedule LSU every year effectively removing their “ rival”.

Aggy can then go be rivals with Hogs or Mizzou or UAB. 

Anybody that comes here regularly knows me and how much I fear the power that A&M is about to unleash on us all!! Unbridled fear doesn't even begin to to begin where to start!!

 

There's is a storm coming my friends. A power soon to be unleashed!!!! Aggyy is so ready to control Texas, nay. the galaxy!!! 

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The tiger droppings thread linked earlier is a classic.

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re: I now know why UT disliked little brother
 
I've lived in the Houston area for 10+ years and don't think that I'll ever root for UT. However, I'll also never really dislike or think less of them like I do the Aggies.

I've heard numerous stories from UT, TX Tech, and other Big12 fans about Aggies that I'm starting to better understand. The Aggies know everyone talks about them behind their backs but their way of responding only adds to the stereotype. It's like that 'sort of' mentally challenged kid in school that you think is normal until they start rambling about something.

I remember one UT friend telling a story about a memorial service he attended for a UT alum that had donated millions to a hospital. A couple of the Aggies would do that annoying hiss whenever they mentioned that he had degrees from UT. He married an Aggie and had some interesting stories about things he witnessed from Aggies that almost appeared normal on the surface.

 

3 hours ago, tejas60 said:

you're an idoit

I'm a what?

Went to church for the 1st time in a while this past Sunday. The pastor is an aggy prick, in my opinion anyway. I told my wife if he said anything about the aggy game I was walking out, of course she nixed that with the no sex threat. Turns out aggy pastor wasn't there but the first thing out of the fill in guys mouth was "how bout that aggy game", followed by whoops throughout the congregation. It was followed by several more references about aggy and more whoops during the service. The guy even called out the LSU fans. I told my wife thats the last time I go to church there. On a one on one basis they're not bad people, but get a group of them together and they're insufferable. 

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3 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

 

 

Nobody scores 73 in Kyle field. Nobody.

I wonder if they realize that Sumlin had a better first year with Big 12 players,  than Jimbo did with SEC players?

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

I wonder if they realize that Sumlin had a better first year with Big 12 players,  than Jimbo did with SEC players?

Self-awareness is hard to come by in the aggy herd.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Anybody that comes here regularly knows me and how much I fear the power that A&M is about to unleash on us all!! Unbridled fear doesn't even begin to to begin where to start!!

 

There's is a storm coming my friends. A power soon to be unleashed!!!! Aggyy is so ready to control Texas, nay. the galaxy!!! 

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The proper phrase is "fuck, fuck, fukedy, fuck fuck."

While aggy celebrates their “greatest win evar!!!”, I can’t help but laugh at the fact that they couldn’t score as many points in 4 quarters and 7 overtimes what ou scored on them in just 3 quarters. It makes an already hilarious 77-0 score just that much more gruntling.

1 hour ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Went to church for the 1st time in a while this past Sunday. The pastor is an aggy prick, in my opinion anyway. I told my wife if he said anything about the aggy game I was walking out, of course she nixed that with the no sex threat. Turns out aggy pastor wasn't there but the first thing out of the fill in guys mouth was "how bout that aggy game", followed by whoops throughout the congregation. It was followed by several more references about aggy and more whoops during the service. The guy even called out the LSU fans. I told my wife thats the last time I go to church there. On a one on one basis they're not bad people, but get a group of them together and they're insufferable. 

But did you get laid after the service?

37 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

But did you get laid after the service?

He said wife, didn’t he?

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