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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They are scared to death about what will happen with recruiting in-state going forward.  Jimbo doesn't have a new coach bump to go with Texas coming off a 7-6 season.  It's going to be a lot different in-state next cycle.  Like someone said, Liucci and Hamm are finding any negative thing they can about Texas and tweeting it out because they know what's coming.

After we win they are going to make a 5th place trophy that's bigger than the Big 12 champion trophy so that recruits can understand the significance of ESS EEE CEE.

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1 hour ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

After we win they are going to make a 5th place trophy that's bigger than the Big 12 champion trophy so that recruits can understand the significance of ESS EEE CEE.

what are they going to do after we break it off in Gorgia`s ass?    Just to follow it up next year with a pounding of LSU...  

7 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

what are they going to do after we break it off in Gorgia`s ass?    Just to follow it up next year with a pounding of LSU...  

Cry in the corner,  like their coach when he was being cuckolded

7 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Cry in the corner,  like their coach when he was being cuckolded

I might have spoke too soon..   lol

Fuck it.   We are going to win!

Cry in the corner,  like their coach when he was being cuckolded
Jimbo only cried when they told him to shut off the camera and leave without giving him a chance to clean up the mess.

Aggy is the North Korea of college football.  A regime that has never done shit, is lead by an impish dictator, and is backed by a fake army.

So what does aggy do with their 2018 “played bama the closest” title on the stadium wall??

5 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

So what does aggy do with their 2018 “played bama the closest” title on the stadium wall??

They will just add an asterisk.

I was at Dickens On The Strand yesterday watching the parade. The Sea Aggies (Puddle Perverts) were marching down the street (out of step of course). Some of the folks in the crowd whooping it up as they passed. Made me chuckle. The real laugh was when a guy in a gomer hat turned to another and said "They are not true ags you know".

Not true Ags? The Galveston campus is part of their main campus in College Station (somehow). Texas A&M says so. Geography be damned. 

Edited by Tex Pete

Baylor beating Aggy would be hilarious 

aggy has been politicking to play a non passing Big 10 team the past week or so, 

Edited by Neonmoon

4 minutes ago, thepop said:

Don't think Baylor can win that.

that match up in and of itself is a win, but I think it would be hard for Baylor, but not impossible 

Yeah Baylor's pretty bad.  OkState or ISU would beat them, but I don't think Baylor will.

I’m from Galveston, all of the people I’ve ever known who went to a&m galveston, were the biggest most annoying aggy fans, to include members of my own family. They go overboard with it out of insecurity I think, but you can’t deny the effectiveness of their mandatory brainwashing camp when you attend there.

24 minutes ago, Bigpoppapump said:

You really can't make this shit up. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2981207

To be fair, that retard was immediately put in his place by other retards. That's how you know you've gone FULL aggy - when other aggys think you're a fucking idiot. 

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Baylor beating Aggy would be hilarious 

aggy has been politicking to play a non passing Big 10 team the past week or so, 

If this matchup happens, Rhule needs to pass to Hurd and Mims 80% of the time.

Typical aggy douche in my office texting all night.  He finally stopped responding when I reminded him that no matter what happens in life it’s comical of the fact that aggy will literally never ever ever play for a conf title in the sec.  poetic and funny to think they will never be in discussions of playoffs unless they do an sec only 14 team playoff. He hasn’t replied 

aggy vs Miami in what has to be one of the most excitinzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

10 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

OH BOY! CLEAR MY SCHEDULE!38fa32d225bb5dcbe7b5b47e7e6fc7ea.jpg

I like it. NC State has been playing some pretty good ball. Their QB is a 5th year senior with a 150 college passer rating on the season. 

This is not the match-up aggy wanted. Have no idea why the SEC slotted them there. 

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Maybe we should have scheduled Kansas instead of Clemson, could be in the top 15

This is so stupid on so many levels. Hey fuck stick - we played the 4th ranked team in the country this season. Twice. 

16 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

OH BOY! CLEAR MY SCHEDULE!38fa32d225bb5dcbe7b5b47e7e6fc7ea.jpg

Losing to NC State is right up there with losing to Wake Forest in that there will be no way in hell to spin it as a positive. 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Confirmed?  Please be true. 

Yes.

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Typical aggy douche in my office texting all night.  He finally stopped responding when I reminded him that no matter what happens in life it’s comical of the fact that aggy will literally never ever ever play for a conf title in the sec.  poetic and funny to think they will never be in discussions of playoffs unless they do an sec only 14 team playoff. He hasn’t replied 

I had a friend who’s a Kentucky guy. He’s all in on the SEC. He kept texting me Bama crap yesterday.

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14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I like it. NC State has been playing some pretty good ball. Their QB is a 5th year senior with a 150 college passer rating on the season. 

This is not the match-up aggy wanted. Have no idea why the SEC slotted them there. 

their spin is positive now jumbo can do some 'crootin while he is there in the FLA....personally I think he will recruit the syph from some stripper he was banging and abandoned there when he took over the bestest job anywhere evAR and that is about it

31 minutes ago, FWD said:

Losing to NC State is right up there with losing to Wake Forest in that there will be no way in hell to spin it as a positive. 

Spin it? They never even acknowledge that that game ever happened. 

39 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I like it. NC State has been playing some pretty good ball. Their QB is a 5th year senior with a 150 college passer rating on the season. 

This is not the match-up aggy wanted. Have no idea why the SEC slotted them there. 

Aggy doesn't compete in recruiting with NC St.  Thus they won't lose any recruits by dropping the game.  Also a loss won't puncture their inflated notion of themselves as the #2 school in the state of Texas.  Losing to Baylor, Tech or TCU would do tremendous PR damage in both areas.

26 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

their spin is positive now jumbo can do some 'crootin while he is there in the FLA....personally I think he will recruit the syph from some stripper he was banging and abandoned there when he took over the bestest job anywhere evAR and that is about it

Why order takeout when his ex-wife already picked it up and brought it home to Jimbo?

NC State has a very good OL, a NFL QB, and a excellent group of WRs. This is a bad match-up for aggy.

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

To be fair, that retard was immediately put in his place by other retards. That's how you know you've gone FULL aggy - when other aggys think you're a fucking idiot. 

Yep ...  
Pantone166 said:
Wow, what does that trophy look like?


It resembles 4 losses.
 

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

NC State has a very good OL, a NFL QB, and a excellent group of WRs. This is a bad match-up for aggy.

I know, this is pretty good.  I expected an Iowa or someone extremely run heavy, not a team that passes 2x to their rushing. 

Maybe SEC is getting tired of their shtick but still protecting their investment in Texas recruiting?

1 hour ago, FWD said:

Losing to NC State is right up there with losing to Wake Forest in that there will be no way in hell to spin it as a positive. 

And will also illustrate that aggy, if they were in the ACC, would be a middlin team. Just like they were in the Southwest and Big 12 Conferences and are in the secsecsec.

2 minutes ago, sdm said:

And will also illustrate that aggy, if they were in the ACC, would be a middlin team. Just like they were in the Southwest and Big 12 Conferences and are in the secsecsec.

You could put those fucks in  any got damn conference in the country & they'd still be perennial 3rd-5th place finishers.

This has some serious lulz...
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3005532
Claiming that everyone should be upset Clemson is in because they suck and their schedule was shit.  No, you can't make this stuff up.
Does he say who should be in the playoff? Alabama, Georgia, lsu, and who else?

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