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19 hours ago, Machinator said:

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He's standing on his toes and still 6" shorter

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Cadet buffoonery

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Horns down.... obsession noted

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Hitler youth and gulag guards.  Fake army on display.

How the hell can they have such a high volume of women there and almost none of them be fuckable?  Those pictures are a nightmare.  

45 minutes ago, RabidM said:

How the hell can they have such a high volume of women there and almost none of them be fuckable?  Those pictures are a nightmare.  

Apparently, the sheep are prettier than the women!

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8 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Oh noes. Fox wants the in-state rivalry back.
Vomit.
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6 hours ago, Machinator said:

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What the fuck is wrong with these people.

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4 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

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i spit out some beer lmao.

 

That's a hypothetical they're never going to have to concern themselves with.

28 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

lol 3/4 responses so far are "I'll stay home and watch it on my couch" yeah they know the reality. 

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20 hours ago, Machinator said:

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"We already out recruit them..."

aggy never misses a chance to take a sample size of 1, largely misinterpret it, and call it a trend - provided that it favors aggy. (They've "out recruited" UT this cycle to the tune of being ranked a few spots higher with a negligible difference in average player rating.) 

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7 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

"We already out recruit them..."

aggy never misses a chance to take a sample size of 1, largely misinterpret it, and call it a trend - provided that it favors aggy. (They've "out recruited" UT this cycle to the tune of being ranked a few spots higher with a negligible difference in average player rating.) 

When has any Aggie, ever, contemporaneously believed and/or admitted Texas was out-recruiting them? They'll look back and say "well we was gettin out-recruited when <last coach> was coach because <bullshit reasons> but <new coach>, <new coach> ain't gonna let that happen no more!" but in the moment, every class no matter how bready and reprobrate is better than our BOMC-overrated recruits.

Seriously, find me one year when Cocksucker Liucci ever said "Texas had a better class than A&M this year". Just going off gut feel, I bet he said A&M's class signed in the spring of 2006 was better than the one we signed coming off a national championship. I will bet he said A&M's class signed in the spring of 2002 was better than ours (the one with Vince Young in it).

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13 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

When has any Aggie, ever, contemporaneously believed and/or admitted Texas was out-recruiting them? They'll look back and say "well we was gettin out-recruited when <last coach> was coach because <bullshit reasons> but <new coach>, <new coach> ain't gonna let that happen no more!" but in the moment, every class no matter how bready and reprobrate is better than our BOMC-overrated recruits.

Seriously, find me one year when Cocksucker Liucci ever said "Texas had a better class than A&M this year". Just going off gut feel, I bet he said A&M's class signed in the spring of 2006 was better than the one we signed coming off a national championship. I will bet he said A&M's class signed in the spring of 2002 was better than ours (the one with Vince Young in it).

You’d bet right.  

i googled "Texags Coach February" and got this little gem

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Coach February is the highest paid coach in all of college football at $5.1 Million.

A local radio talk show host has bashed him several times and ut for paying him so much.
The usual academics vs athletics debate.
Compare his pay with the best professors at ut.

A room full of 40 plus of their best professors combined salaries are still less than what Mack makes in a year.

this was posted in October 2010 following a 6 year run of 68-9 with 4 top 5 finishes.  

And then ironically, aggy bails Jimbo out of getting fired from FSU to the tune of $7.5 million for 10 years. I wonder if ole Papa Joe ever posted about that...

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When has any Aggie, ever, contemporaneously believed and/or admitted Texas was out-recruiting them? They'll look back and say "well we was gettin out-recruited when was coach because but , ain't gonna let that happen no more!" but in the moment, every class no matter how bready and reprobrate is better than our BOMC-overrated recruits.
Seriously, find me one year when Cocksucker Liucci ever said "Texas had a better class than A&M this year". Just going off gut feel, I bet he said A&M's class signed in the spring of 2006 was better than the one we signed coming off a national championship. I will bet he said A&M's class signed in the spring of 2002 was better than ours (the one with Vince Young in it).
Aggie? NMSU doesn't compare themselves to Texas. Now aggy on the other hand.
50 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

When has any Aggie, ever, contemporaneously believed and/or admitted Texas was out-recruiting them? They'll look back and say "well we was gettin out-recruited when <last coach> was coach because <bullshit reasons> but <new coach>, <new coach> ain't gonna let that happen no more!" but in the moment, every class no matter how bready and reprobrate is better than our BOMC-overrated recruits.

Seriously, find me one year when Cocksucker Liucci ever said "Texas had a better class than A&M this year". Just going off gut feel, I bet he said A&M's class signed in the spring of 2006 was better than the one we signed coming off a national championship. I will bet he said A&M's class signed in the spring of 2002 was better than ours (the one with Vince Young in it).

Is it Liucci’s fault that none of the recruiting services take into account how much a recruit wants to be an ag and just gets what means to be an ag when rating recruits? 

Even when they reluctantly admit that our class was better numbers wise, its just that their recruits were undervalued by the services and ours were BOMC'd over inflated.    Its best to ignore anything that comes out of their mouths unless it is to laugh at them.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

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When will these asshats learn there is no transitive property of inequality in football ... ?

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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So, we beat all the teams that SEC also beat, plus we beat Georgia? 

Cool. 

39 minutes ago, skeeter said:

When will these asshats learn there is no transitive property of inequality in football ... ?

Or that a team might improve a little bit -- or maybe even a lot -- from Game 1 in a second-year HC and quarterback's tenure to the bowl game, 13 games later.

I always love when aggy spells lose/loser "loose/looser" -- it speaks to the fine education they're currently getting over there. 

57 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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2 of those were road games for Texas but not for the sec team, I believe. 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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So are they also claiming they're the 2nd best team in the nation since they lost to Clemson by less than Bama did?

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And his right hand is where exactly?

Between two soft warm pillows.

Really? Nobody?? Fine

"Those aren't pillows!!" 

17 minutes ago, Drew said:

So are they also claiming they're the 2nd best team in the nation since they lost to Clemson by less than Bama did?

They are in their heads. Even they aren't dumb enough to say it out loud around non-Aggies.

19 minutes ago, Drew said:

So are they also claiming they're the 2nd best team in the nation since they lost to Clemson by less than Bama did?

Had Bama won, they would have claimed they gave Bama their hardest game in conference.

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They are in their heads. Even they aren't dumb enough to say it out loud around non-Aggies.

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18 hours ago, ztejas said:

What the fuck is wrong with these people.

Well from what I read, I wouls say it has something to do with loose tailpipe. 

44 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

2 of those were road games for Texas but not for the sec team, I believe. 

Are you implying that Texas Tech plays Texas harder at night, in Lubbock, than they do Ole Miss at 11 in the morning at a neutral site with a raucous crowd of 40,000 in attendance?

Do you even SEC?

49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

2 of those were road games for Texas but not for the sec team, I believe. 

Not to mention most of the SEC programsloves going after our mid to lower tier teams.  Why not schedule WVU, TCU, OU, or UT (even OSU) more instead of BU, TT, KU, and KSU. It isn't like all of us are lined up to play Vandy,  USC and MISS.

Army lost to Duke

Duke lost to Clemson

Clemson barely beat aggy

fake army > real army

/aggy logic 

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7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

aggy lost to Auburn who lost to Georgia who lost to Texas

But did Texas beat the aggy in a computer simulation?

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Or that a team might improve a little bit -- or maybe even a lot -- from Game 1 in a second-year HC and quarterback's tenure to the bowl game, 13 games later.

I always love when aggy spells lose/loser "loose/looser" -- it speaks to the fine education they're currently getting over there. 

That's what make them the champyuns that they think they are.

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

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" . . . and they'll still continue to send fewer players to the nfl."

 

As I posted in another thread:

Players on 2018 NFL rosters:Texas 29, aggy 26.  Pretty simple math.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/college/_/letter/t

(Too bad it's not 27-25.)

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New Mexico State fuck yeah!
30 minutes ago, Horndog said:

" . . . and they'll still continue to send fewer players to the nfl."

 

As I posted in another thread:

Players on 2018 NFL rosters:Texas 29, aggy 26.  Pretty simple math.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/college/_/letter/t

(Too bad it's not 27-25.)

That's nice and all....but, I don't want us comparing our program to aggy.   Why would we?

4 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Liucci had to delete his top 44 lists from the archives they are so bad.  

If you really are bored tonight you could find them on www.archive.org I would think.  

You want a laugh? Go to SEC rant. It appears all SEC schools gangbang aggy posters on a regular basis. The whole SEC hates ‘em and it does not help that the aggy repiies are apparently made by homies with extra chromies , if ya know what I mean. 

7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

If you really are bored tonight you could find them on www.archive.org I would think.  

if anyone is ever that bored, they should consider end of life options

I hear Sweden takes a progressive view of that sort of thing

Leon is so butthurt that he’s not in Austin.

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