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On 9/23/2018 at 8:22 PM, Orange&White said:

During the last few years they have grown really accustom to losing at Kyle. I don’t think it holds the same weight anymore. It barely even warrants comments on TexAgs anymore.

 

whoop!

you and the other guy are missing the point

every Aggie on planet Earth knows it's silly but secretly has sincere hopes that Jimbo's big turnaround will be complete by the time Alabama comes to Kyle in 2019. in the Aggie's secret heart of hearts, he just knows that after they go 8-5 or 9-4 or 10-3 this year and sign all of the best recruits in the whole wide world, they will start 2019 near the top ten and when they beat Alabama, that will vault them to #1 in the polls, and they'll win out that season and win the national title and never lose again for the foreseeable future as per Joel Osteen's Aggie Prosperity Prophecy

these are Aggies we are talking about, they know deep down it's fucking silly as hell but they can't help themselves

when they get their asses beat down at Kyle by Bama next year, it will be the first time they admit to themselves that Fisher doesn't have all the answers and isn't a magician and isn't playing 4-D chess to everyone else's Chutes and Ladders

 

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you and the other guy are missing the point
every Aggie on planet Earth knows it's silly but secretly has sincere hopes that Jimbo's big turnaround will be complete by the time Alabama comes to Kyle in 2019. in the Aggie's secret heart of hearts, he just knows that after they go 8-5 or 9-4 or 10-3 this year and sign all of the best recruits in the whole wide world, they will start 2019 near the top ten and when they beat Alabama, that will vault them to #1 in the polls, and they'll win out that season and win the national title and never lose again for the foreseeable future as per Joel Osteen's Aggie Prosperity Prophecy
these are Aggies we are talking about, they know deep down it's fucking silly as hell but they can't help themselves
when they get their asses beat down at Kyle by Bama next year, it will be the first time they admit to themselves that Fisher doesn't have all the answers and isn't a magician and isn't playing 4-D chess to everyone else's Chutes and Ladders
 
Bla bla bla bla bla says the aggy.

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9 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

you and the other guy are missing the point

every Aggie on planet Earth knows it's silly but secretly has sincere hopes that Jimbo's big turnaround will be complete by the time Alabama comes to Kyle in 2019. in the Aggie's secret heart of hearts, he just knows that after they go 8-5 or 9-4 or 10-3 this year and sign all of the best recruits in the whole wide world, they will start 2019 near the top ten and when they beat Alabama, that will vault them to #1 in the polls, and they'll win out that season and win the national title and never lose again for the foreseeable future as per Joel Osteen's Aggie Prosperity Prophecy

these are Aggies we are talking about, they know deep down it's fucking silly as hell but they can't help themselves

when they get their asses beat down at Kyle by Bama next year, it will be the first time they admit to themselves that Fisher doesn't have all the answers and isn't a magician and isn't playing 4-D chess to everyone else's Chutes and Ladders

 

actually jimbo plays solitaire, though candi likes 52 pick-up

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Of course we cannot forget the sheep humpers consider a school they bought in Galveston as part of their university. It is only three hours drive away. They post their pictures of the white uniformed bathroom attendants complete with a flowing sash and call them their own. What's is next for these clowns?

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30 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Of course we cannot forget the sheep humpers consider a school they bought in Galveston as part of their university. It is only three hours drive away. They post their pictures of the white uniformed bathroom attendants complete with a flowing sash and call them their own. What's is next for these clowns?

Even the students at A&M Qatar get diplomas that read “College Station,Texas.” 

Full disclosure-UT Austin was first approached about the Qataris using the school’s brand for a school on their country. UT administrators rejected the request. A&M then asked to be allowed to be the school brand of the Qatari university. It is located about 50 feet from one of the most radical Wahabbi mosques in the Middle East. 

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Looch has a nice little 2 minute rant at 44:00 about the "disgusting thinking" of the vocal 2%ers because they... aren't delusion to other school's fans, and how he's trying to change that mindset. (and of course he mentions Texas in this. Because rent free) 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0107130-obfn.mp3

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Looch has a nice little 2 minute rant at 44:00 about the "disgusting thinking" of the vocal 2%ers because they... aren't delusion to other school's fans, and how he's trying to change that mindset. (and of course he mentions Texas in this. Because rent free) 
https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0107130-obfn.mp3

I've never heard him speak before, figured him to sound more like mike golic.


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24 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Looch has a nice little 2 minute rant at 44:00 about the "disgusting thinking" of the vocal 2%ers because they... aren't delusion to other school's fans, and how he's trying to change that mindset. (and of course he mentions Texas in this. Because rent free) 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0107130-obfn.mp3

"I will continue to fight to eradicate that kind of thinking from this fanbase..."

The "thinking" he's referring to is the perception of what constitutes a "big win." Truly a noble pursuit he's dedicating himself to. 

What a fucking clown. 

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8 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Already setting the table for another moral victory. 

 

 

I know Arky fucking sucks but I would never take Chad lightly. He is a legit coach and will definitely try and scheme some crazy shit against aggy.

God, if you're up there, grant these hogs just one week of fortune to do battle with aggy.

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