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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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They were not the premier game in the state even when we had the game much less in the country. Aggy can't help themselves. Aggy does not understand that in the last 30 years Texas and OU have actually been in the hunt for the big prize and that is what makes Texas v OU a premier game.

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The head explosions that will happen once aggy is in their 8th year of Dumbo with no NCs or SEC championships, is going to be glorious. 

Year 8? If Jimbo hasn't won the West by year 4 they will put him on the hot seat, but unlike sumlin who is pretty mellow and took their abuse jimbo won't.  He will lash out a someone and A&M will try and fire him for cause to get around his absurd contract. He'll burn down the program on the way out and the media will have a field day with it. 

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The head explosions that will happen once aggy is in their 8th year of Dumbo with no NCs or SEC championships, is going to be glorious. 

One delusional aggy claiming to be non-delusional:  "A lot of people like to talk about us having unrealistic expectations with Jimbo (when in reality every Aggie I talk to knows it will take a few years to expect conference titles or more). . ."   http://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2944552

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2 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Year 8? If Jimbo hasn't won the West by year 4 they will put him on the hot seat, but unlike sumlin who is pretty mellow and took their abuse jimbo won't.  He will lash out a someone and A&M will try and fire him for cause to get around his absurd contract. He'll burn down the program on the way out and the media will have a field day with it. 

We are talking aggy here folks.  Jimbo will work a little, beat LSU, then get a 4 year extension,  then just sit back and wait to get fired.  Jimbo will figure out how to get even more $$$ from aggy before riding off into the sunset.  Adios mofo.

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We are talking aggy here folks.  Jimbo will work a little, beat LSU, then get a 4 year extension,  then just sit back and wait to get fired.  Jimbo will figure out how to get even more $$$ from aggy before riding off into the sunset.  Adios mofo.
Why mess with what's been working?
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We are talking aggy here folks.  Jimbo will work a little, beat LSU, then get a 4 year extension,  then just sit back and wait to get fired.  Jimbo will figure out how to get even more $$$ from aggy before riding off into the sunset.  Adios mofo.

He can call Rumlin for advice.

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10 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

We are talking aggy here folks.  Jimbo will work a little, beat LSU, then get a 4 year extension,  then just sit back and wait to get fired.  Jimbo will figure out how to get even more $$$ from aggy before riding off into the sunset.  Adios mofo.

He can call Rumlin for advice.

This.

The dude mailed it in after winning a title with the SemiHoles. Aggy keeps hiring these embarrassing drunks. 

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5 minute highlight reel of the NC game on the Kyle Field video board

Jimbo better hurry up then because I imagine the highlight reel of their only real NC is probably in pretty bad shape.  Maybe they can chop up an old Harold Lloyd or Buster Keaton movie to fill in the missing footage

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17 hours ago, Machinator said:

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"They have no games of national relevance and you want to throw them a lifeline of having one."

luuuuuuuuulz.  Does he not realize we play USC and OU this year? Both those games are exponentially more nationally relevant than playing aggy would be. Hell, TCU and WVU is likely to be more nationally relevant than aggy because those teams will actually be ranked.

I like the aggy criticisms of our "soft" schedule.  News flash aggy. Ole Miss sucks now, the Ogre is driving LSU right off I-10 into the swamp,  Arkansas fired the fat fucking retard who eats dicks because they suck, and Miss St. lost their coach.  The SEC West is not difficult just because you finish in the bottom half every single year.  

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4 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

"They have no games of national relevance and you want to throw them a lifeline of having one."

luuuuuuuuulz.  Does he not realize we play USC and OU this year? Both those games are exponentially more nationally relevant than playing aggy would be. Hell, TCU and WVU is likely to be more nationally relevant than aggy because those teams will actually be ranked.

I like the aggy criticisms of our "soft" schedule.  News flash aggy. Ole Miss sucks now, the Ogre is driving LSU right off I-10 into the swamp,  Arkansas fired the fat fucking retard who eats dicks because they suck, and Miss St. lost their coach.  The SEC West is not difficult just because you finish in the bottom half every single year.  

It's ok for those other secw teams to suck....the more those teams suck...the better chance they have to get closer than 4/5th place....they just can't get past bama or auburn....plus at least one other secw team, not to mention the secE teams...so really, the only way they ever get to the top of the secsec, is for 13 other teams to really, really suck.

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57 minutes ago, Modessit said:


 

 


Actual footage from their last NC game:

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Major events that happened the same year that aggy claims a national championship:

#1 (1919)

Jan 5 -  National Socialist Party (Nazi) forms as German Farmers' Party

Mar 23 - 8th Congress of the Russian Communist Party re-establishes a five-member Politburo which becomes the center of political power in the Soviet Union. Original members Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, Joseph Stalin, Lev Kamenev and Nikolai Krestinsky

May 19 Mustafa Kemal Atatürk lands at Samsun on the Black Sea coast, beginning the Turkish War of Independence

Jun 28 Treaty of Versailles, ending WWI and establishing the League of Nations, is signed in France

#2 (1927)

May 20 - Saudi Arabia becomes independent of Great Britain in the Treaty of Jeddah

May 21 - Aviator Charles Lindbergh, in the Spirit of St Louis, lands in Paris after the first solo air crossing of Atlantic

May 26 - Henry Ford and the Ford Motor Company produce the last (and 15th million) Model T Ford / Tin Lizzie

#3 (1939)

Mar 28 - Spanish Civil War ends, Madrid falls to Francisco Franco

May 7 - Germany and Italy announce an alliance known as the Rome-Berlin Axis

Sep 1 - World War II starts when Germany invades Poland by attacking the Free City of Danzig

 

 

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