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Just now, JRThorn said:

So will aggy fans be able to imagine what a national championship game is like when they play osu at NRG stadium a few weeks before?

God damnit that's right we are gonna have to get Carl Spackler in there to clean and disinfect that place.

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2 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Don't read the FSU Ad thread. Their mental hate Texas, gymnastics will give you an anuyerism.

They still think it came down to us and FSU. 

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

I'll coach them for 1 game for the low low price of $48,000,000.

Bargain-Basement!!  Lulz.

2 hours ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

TexAgs with the evergreen low self esteem post.  Also LOL. Calling A&M a blue blood program is like calling Elon old money.  
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3428865

 

The narrative-pruners are out in force, so nothing that makes aggy "look bad" is allowed, and history is being deleted as we speak. 

Only the current moment exists, and nothing else.  "Jimbo who?"  Lulz.

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

God damnit that's right we are gonna have to get Carl Spackler in there to clean and disinfect that place.

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Its no big deal. 

9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

God damnit that's right we are gonna have to get Carl Spackler in there to clean and disinfect that place.

They may just surprise everyone and trash the locker room because sips.  You know, something classy like that.

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Hoo boy. This is glorious.

 

 

15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

God damnit that's right we are gonna have to get Carl Spackler in there to clean and disinfect that place.

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Well I am going to OD like LL, nice knowing you guys

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Hoo boy. This is glorious.

 

 

 

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Hoo boy. This is glorious.
 
 

Fine, we’ll take you Nolen.

Let me guess: he was …

[spins aggy excuse wheel]

“afraid of the SEC competition”

25 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

 

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Does anyone else remember they had a strategy to overpay and go all in on D-Line recruits as their view was their were relatively few of them and if they cornered the market on them it would disadvantage all of college football? Obviously E-Rob leaving sinks their battleship on that…hate to see it 🤣

1 hour ago, 89Horn said:

I mean, really.  The guy is a glorified used car salesman.

A little credit.  Used car salesmen serve a purpose.

Aggy transfer portal right now...

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26 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

The narrative-pruners are out in force, so nothing that makes aggy "look bad" is allowed, and history is being deleted as we speak. 

Only the current moment exists, and nothing else.  "Jimbo who?"  Lulz.

That's 'Don't care, got Jimbo--Who?"

Gomer watching Big Daddy walk into the playoffs with some OC as our head coach year 3, SEC year 4

 

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24 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Hoo boy. This is glorious.

 

 

Great Aggy quote: "So if you stay here you're getting a new position coach...if you transfer, you're getting a new position coach. That's why I don't get it."

Seeing College Station in your rear view mirror is priceless for normal people. I knew a Physics PhD who taught two semesters at A&M. His verdict: "I'd have taught Kindergarten in Siberia to get out of there."

 

Things are burning down in college station, so what does Looch do to keep the sheep fuckers calm? Post himself doing what he does best: be a starfucker 

 

 

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What cracks me up is all the "if you don't have pride for the maroon and white" etc we don't need you.  None of them get that is secondary.  Yes, as fans we all want the players to have respect, loyalty and pride in their school and to feel accountability to the uniform they put on....but as Sark said today on the CFP selection show about the culture he is trying to build you have to have that kind of stuff to your teammates FIRST.  Until you got that....you got dick.  

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Things are burning down in college station, so what does Looch do to keep the sheep fuckers calm? Post himself doing what he does best: be a starfucker 

 

 

LOL, like at Travis hand in that first pic...

Things are burning down in college station, so what does Looch do to keep the sheep fuckers calm? Post himself doing what he does best: be a starfucker 
 
 

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17 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Things are burning down in college station, so what does Looch do to keep the sheep fuckers calm? Post himself doing what he does best: be a starfucker 

 

 

We're about 5 years away from looch claiming he was roommates with Travis as well. 

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

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Lulz at Blinndergarden churning out all those next generation ags. I bet their course requirements consist entirely of aggy fanfiction where they learn to weild their crayons spinning yarns about those BigXII glory days and assisting visiting fans with directions to the tacklebox dominating the campus skyline. 

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54 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Let me guess: he was …

[spins aggy excuse wheel]

“afraid of the SEC competition”

 

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8 hours ago, C-Man said:

Is there a bigger collection of whiny, titty-baby people than Texas HSFB coaches?

aggys?

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Who? 

 

A dude who was fired from Florida.

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25 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Things are burning down in college station, so what does Looch do to keep the sheep fuckers calm? Post himself doing what he does best: be a starfucker 

 

 

Billy is so cool. 

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2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Who? 

 

I think he was a White House press secretary a few years ago. 

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This d-line will be fab-U-lous.

Spoiler

 

Lots of gold in this TexAgs podcast.

But probably the best is a truly unhinged comment by Olin Buchanan that A&M coaches should consider the spread in games, and it should affect their decision-making, because their NIL donors probably bet on the game. And if said donors cover, it's probably good for the NIL pool because it means more money. Bonkers-level commentary.

Is Looch really homeless, or does he just dress that way?

14 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Who? 

 

The weather guy?

6 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:
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Lots of gold in this TexAgs podcast.

But probably the best is a truly unhinged comment by Olin Buchanan that A&M coaches should consider the spread in games, and it should affect their decision-making, because their NIL donors probably bet on the game. And if said donors cover, it's probably good for the NIL pool because it means more money. Bonkers-level commentary.

No teasing! What's the link? There's no link in that hidden area.  Lulz.

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40 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Things are burning down in college station, so what does Looch do to keep the sheep fuckers calm? Post himself doing what he does best: be a starfucker 

 

 

Looch has a face for radio and a voice for print.

17 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Who? 

 

The weather guy?

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

The weather guy?

Think he was a press secretary for some dickhead.

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Isn't that the guy that was a press secretary or something???

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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Actual quote from texags:

"So crazy how we had tu dead to rights and didn't stay vigilant about stopping them from joining."

Right.  We snuck into the SEC because Private Pyle Field fell asleep at his post, lmaoooooooooo.

They had us dead to rights?   What does that even mean?  After they leaked that we were joining the SEC, and tried to scuttle the deal, they were told by SEC leadership to sit down and shut the fuck up.  They didn't have shit on us.

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Typo: Shawn Spencer 

 

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15 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:
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Lots of gold in this TexAgs podcast.

But probably the best is a truly unhinged comment by Olin Buchanan that A&M coaches should consider the spread in games, and it should affect their decision-making, because their NIL donors probably bet on the game. And if said donors cover, it's probably good for the NIL pool because it means more money. Bonkers-level commentary.

 

9 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

No teasing! What's the link? There's no link in that hidden area.  Lulz.

Sorry about that! Weird shit with Buchanan starts about 16 minutes in.

 

 

5 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

According to "Echoes of Texas Football: The Greatest Stories Ever Told," Coach Landry flew 30 missions over Europe surviving one crash landing.

This is an incredible article with some great pics:

https://www.historynet.com/how-legendary-nfl-coach-tom-landry-honed-his-fighting-instincts-in-world-war-ii/

How do we not have a statue of Coach Landry?

5 hours ago, orangebird said:

Holy fuck watching the Louisville and Florida State dickslapfest last night was about four hours of my life I'll never get back.

It was truly horrific. I felt like I'd been transported back in time to watch an extremely poorly executed 1985 offense.

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