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40 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If Weigatron can't throw for 300+ and several TDs this weekend, when is that idiot going to do it?

When he transfers?

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41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

For anyone thinking about the game this weekend, Florida will not have 7 of their top 8 DBs, their top WR is out, and their best DL, Searcy, is "questionable". On paper, it looks like Florida is outgunned with those injuries, honestly. If Weigatron can't throw for 300+ and several TDs this weekend, when is that idiot going to do it?

Injury or are those fuckers mailing it in already? 

Dammit Florida, you had one fucking job.

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Injury or are those fuckers mailing it in already? 

Dammit Florida, you had one fucking job.

Injuries. The starting safety transfer from Washington appeared to have torn his knee up early against Miami. 3 of the 7 DBs are "Questionable", but their mods are implying that that is bullshit and they're not actually going to play. 

Pulled from the Gators subreddit. No idea if accurate:

r/FloridaGators - Availability Chart vs TAMU

19 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Texas A&M had a 0.527 record in the Big 12.

They have a 0.536 record in the SEC.

 

I'm not seeing a big upgrade in conference strength of schedule.  It kinda looks a little worse.

Anybody want to guess what their all time win % was in the SWC? 

Here's a hint

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23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Injuries. The starting safety transfer from Washington appeared to have torn his knee up early against Miami. 3 of the 7 DBs are "Questionable", but their mods are implying that that is bullshit and they're not actually going to play. 

What fresh hell did Napier put their team through in camp? Did he just have the DBs run oklahoma drills against each other for 3 hours?

22 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Anybody want to guess what their all time win % was in the SWC? 

Here's a hint

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Injury or are those fuckers mailing it in already? 

Dammit Florida, you had one fucking job.

It is time.

Cutting Bugs Bunny GIF

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Pulled from the Gators subreddit. No idea if accurate:

r/FloridaGators - Availability Chart vs TAMU

WTF... we all know injuries are a part of the game, but how is this shit even possible. Mathematically, it seems extremely unlikely. 

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

It is time.

Cutting Bugs Bunny GIF

Yeah, that whole state is no longer of any use... except... 

Wait...

ND plays FSU in the "is any team worse than aggie bowl" Nov 9th. Dammit... we'll have to wait. 

42 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Yeah, that whole state is no longer of any use... except... 

best beaches in the lower 48

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

Pulled from the Gators subreddit. No idea if accurate:

r/FloridaGators - Availability Chart vs TAMU

 

What's weird is that Florida is even playing the game at all.

wake forest wfu GIF

Sounds like aggy is a romp.   
aggy 24-21

CW  25-48 for 143 yards.  

I believe things are going to start happening to aggy now!!! - Navin Johnson

3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Injury or are those fuckers mailing it in already? 

Dammit Florida, you had one fucking job.

It's aggy, let's just see how it plays out.

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

It's aggy, let's just see how it plays out.

You're not wrong.

Edit - and on the upside oh sweet Jesus the roller-coaster is going to be an an epic high point so.. 

"The Gators are the best 2 loss team in the nation and could still play in SECSECSEC championship game...." 

Plus just imagine the logic mods to both shit on a Texas win over Florida while bragging about an aggie one... 

There's gold in them there hills.

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28 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

There's gold in them there hills.

*thar

If they arent top 10 after beating Florida, its because of the BOMC.

Edited by Deej

“It was one of those REAL SEC drag out, knock down, grueling fights with a traditional SEC powerhouse in The Swamp and the Fightin Texum ags pulled it out!”

October Is Coming.

It's pretty incredible one can downgrade from Jimbo, but here we are. 

4 hours ago, Foosters said:

Pulled from the Gators subreddit. No idea if accurate:

r/FloridaGators - Availability Chart vs TAMU

It is.  Teams have to send them to the conference for release now.

https://www.secsports.com/fbreports

No word yet on if they'll do anything about 100% of melko's questionables not playing plus a half dozen more tweaking something in pregame warmups.

 

5 hours ago, Foosters said:

Pulled from the Gators subreddit. No idea if accurate:

r/FloridaGators - Availability Chart vs TAMU

Counter point:

 

 

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

*thar

And Armybrat should know, givin the fact that he coined the phrase back in the 1800's.

Counter point:
 
 

Why? It’s not like McNeese roughed him up, and I know as I’m a McNeese fan/alum.

Hook’em!!!
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35 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Counter point:

 

 

"He saw a new magic trick and he just got real shook. Needs a personal day or two."

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22 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Would Weigman being out hurt or help his Heisman chances?

Just spiking the ball every down would help his chances.

 

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Counter point:

 

 

Not sure that's a valid counter point sir.

8 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Wow. That really is a great moment...that I will never get back.

I smell bullshit though, the entire team is 50/50 talk about malicious compliance.

3 hours ago, Deej said:

It's pretty incredible one can downgrade from Jimbo, but here we are. 

Someone check that contract. Maybe they can bring Jimbo back and save 7 or 8 million a year.

 

He sounds more like a dumbass on that, then even after the Magician ruined him prior to the ND game!

Hook’em!!!
57 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


He sounds more like a dumbass on that, then even after the Magician ruined him prior to the ND game!

Hook’em!!!

Sarcasm?

Yeah, but you guys didn't hear the moving speeches he's given to the team. His oratorical acumen is the proverbial tie that binds this close-knit team together.

Reed and Henderson are much better fits for the Klein offense.  I think there chances of winning go up if Weigman is out.

9 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

I assume this is fake and some sort of bit, right? Sorry if that is obvious to everyone else, but I haven’t  followed that account. 

48 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I assume this is fake and some sort of bit, right? Sorry if that is obvious to everyone else, but I haven’t  followed that account. 

I laughed at it at first. And now your post has me feeling like there's a sliver of a chance that it's real and now I feel like the last panel in the Hayden Christensen/Natalie Portman meme.

 

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54 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I assume this is fake and some sort of bit, right? Sorry if that is obvious to everyone else, but I haven’t  followed that account. 

Yeah it’s Xavier legett talking

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