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Posted
3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I know I post a lot of stupid stuff here, but for once, I'm going to be serious. 

I'm really, really, really scared of Texas A&M.

While we have been all over the place, changing coaches, QB's and game plans, they have been steadily, methodically building for success. 

Last year, they went back and forth, toe to toe with a team who made it to the NCAA semifinals. BACK AND FORTH AND TOE-TO-TOE. Don't believe me? 

Texas A&M Aggies Coach Mike Elko said, "We went back and forth, toe to toe with the team that wound up in the NCAA semifinals," when referring to a game against the Texas Longhorns. 

They have a QB room that Texas can only wish we had. They tricked us into thinking Conner Wegman was the answer, and we build a defense to stop him, AND NOW THEY'VE MOVED ON FROM HIM AND WE"RE STUCK WITH THE WRONG PLAYERS. ADVANTAGE AGGY.

Most of all, they have a secret weapon. Jimbo. That's right. He became friendly with Texas last season. 

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And now I bet he is stealing information from Sark. Slowly, quietly. Little tidbits that he hears from Sark when they have coffee together. 

The sleeping giant awakes this season.

God help us all.   

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

We fell right into their brilliant trap once again!! Heads needs to roll! Fire everyone! From CDC to Immamac (for that tailgate stunt he pulled)!

Tailgate Stunts would be a good name for a craft beer from some local Austin brewery.

Something high alcohol but appropriate for hot weather.  Maybe an Imperial Pilsner.

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1 minute ago, utee94 said:

Tailgate Stunts would be a good name for a craft beer from some local Austin brewery.

Something high alcohol but appropriate for hot weather.  Maybe an Imperial Pilsner.

Fuckin' a.

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On 6/4/2025 at 5:56 PM, DanTheHorn said:

From urban dictionary

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Old Fashion. Share definition. An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.

 

Well did he cum or what?

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We fell right into their brilliant trap once again!! Heads needs to roll! Fire everyone! From CDC to Immamac (for that tailgate stunt he pulled)!

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