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I mean sure, Texas most likely has no real chance of winning.  Most of the others too. 

But it's just silly to not highlight aggy too.  Actually makes their opinion pretty much worthless.

Oklahoma, who goes to the playoff every year, has no chance but this school who has never even been is a serious competitor.

On 2/4/2020 at 11:06 PM, Thetexashammer said:

Just being ROTC doesn't get you financial benefits. You have to accept, and be worthy of, a military obligation to get the money.

This is like giving scholarships to pom because they have to accept their obligation to fuck dirty old men on the surl, to be worthy of getting our money.

Wait.   Hmm.

 

On 2/7/2020 at 9:18 AM, C-Man said:

The aggy network works great ... if you’re white. Also helps to be male.

Stupid sip.  aggy jags are white.  and 100% male.

advantage aggy.

On 2/7/2020 at 9:21 AM, Randolph Duke said:

"It wasn't about the coaches, because I know coaches can come and go. It was about what Texas A&M can do for me as a person and beyond football. It's all about brand building."

Someone needs to explain to this kid the story of Johnny Manziel. Look what became of him as a result of what Texas A&M did to him as a person and beyond football. Absolutely nothing.

If Manziel didn't warrant he full resources and appreciation of "the aggy network," what in God's name makes any random 18 year-old high school football player think anyone connected with Texas A&M is really going to give a shit about him?

When dealing with aggy, always compare their words to their deeds.

My personal favorite was in the second quote - "the dedication from the university and the football program to continuously improve."

Exactly when did this "dedication" begin, what necessitated the change from back when there was no "dedication to improve," what results has this newly discovered "dedication" produced, and what makes you think A&M's "dedication to improve" is in any way more productive than the dedication of other organizations to continuously improve but whose dedication to the proposition far pre-dates this newfound A&M interest in "continuous improvement."

aggys and their Homerics. Hilarious.

look you stupid sip.  aggy are fearless on every front.

On 2/3/2020 at 2:06 PM, TexasMan said:

LMAO, of course Gabe Cuck and texaggy would try to latch on to winners like this. They did the same comparison when Clemson won the NC with Watson.

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Gabe Bock @GabeBock  Chiefs are a lot like the Aggies of the NFL. Great tradition and pageantry and a passionate fan base that has waited so long for championship success. Those fans are about as good as it gets in pro sports. Thrilled for that city. Hoping A&M can follow suit in the near future.  9:17 PM - Feb 2, 2020

Who are the aggy of the NFL?

Total Dunning-Kruger.  Oblivious.  Zero self-awareness.

Attaching themselves to KC by equating the Chiefs to aggy, to avoid the embarrassment of attempting to equate aggy to the Chiefs.

The fallacy in logic here can't be measured with current technology.

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Who are the aggy of the NFL?

Total Dunning-Kruger.  Oblivious.  Zero self-awareness.

Attaching themselves to KC by equating the Chiefs to aggy, to avoid the embarrassment of attempting to equate aggy to the Chiefs.

The fallacy in logic here can't be measured with current technology.

TBF, bilbo’s cutting edge offense reminds one of the Chiefs.  AmIright?

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Oh, good for them! Maybe this year they’ll finally have a winning record in conference. 

On 2/7/2020 at 7:57 AM, Randolph Duke said:

A&M has more to offer, outside of football, than any other university in the nation,

Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Dipshit didn't even go to aggy, Coogar High instead, and gets a picture with Major. Daniel, you are aware that Major played at Texas, right?

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17 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Wait, how many is he saying they signed?

I’m sure he’s rolling with 3. 

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

They’d still finish no better than 5th.

Tradition...regardless of the conference. 

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Dipshit didn't even go to aggy, Coogar High instead, and gets a picture with Major. Daniel, you are aware that Major played at Texas, right?

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Is he the "I" in "COUGAR HIGH"?

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Wait, how many is he saying they signed?

25, using Liucci's rankings

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Dipshit didn't even go to aggy, Coogar High instead, and gets a picture with Major. Daniel, you are aware that Major played at Texas, right?

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Christ, Major looks like he's in a hostage video trying to communicate his horror with facial expressions...

Everytime racist Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka rudedawg pokes his racist little head out of the hole in the ground he lives in these days, I just remember that racist piece of shit Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph literally lost a promising internship and potential job, had to move and change his name just because he wanted to post racist shit at UT fans and recruits on Twitter.

And like the fuck up racist piece of shit Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph still is, he continues to post the same shit on Twitter even after all of that because, well, he's already completely fucked up his useless life, so why not.

Is he the "I" in "COUGAR HIGH"?
He's probably the second letter of a word that starts with N and ends with R. I hear he's quite fond of it.
13 hours ago, Modessit said:
On 2/9/2020 at 8:13 AM, Born Burnt said:
Is he the "I" in "COUGAR HIGH"?

He's probably the second letter of a word that starts with N and ends with R. I hear he's quite fond of it.

DistinctDecimalElephant-size_restricted.

Asking for a friend, if the gomers figured out cold fusion, maroon carrots, and a zillion other successful inventions why are they not involved in the cure for flu in China?

On 2/7/2020 at 7:54 PM, Vic Mackey said:

 

A&M was not highlighted because not having a chance to win a national championship is a given and not even worth highlighting. 1939 rules!

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Asking for a friend, if the gomers figured out cold fusion, maroon carrots, and a zillion other successful inventions why are they not involved in the cure for flu in China?

They have expertise in bats, seafood, and fire.

Robin, to the Bat Cave !!

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Asking for a friend, if the gomers figured out cold fusion, maroon carrots, and a zillion other successful inventions why are they not involved in the cure for flu in China?

who wants to save a bunch of Chinamen???

/Aggie'd

Heaven forbid the aggy school administrators allow "men dressed as imitations of women, "competing" against each other to be granted "the title of Queen of DRAGgieland 2020.""

"...it destroys their human dignity and enslaves them in a life of being used for the sexual pleasure of others." Sounds like they are talking about the aggy fake army fraternity..

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Stop Draggieland

On February 19th, the MSC Townhall, in collaboration with the LGBTQ+ Pride Center, is hosting the event "DRAGgieland." This event will consist of men dressed as imitations of women, "competing" against each other to be granted "the title of Queen of DRAGgieland 2020."


   This event, funded by the university, contradicts the A&M core values, especially respect and excellence. The dress and actions of these performers are disrespectful to women, with men portraying women as objects of sexual exploitation for the entertainment of the student body. The actions of this event do not promote excellence of the student body, but instead foster a climate of degradation. 


   As Christians we believe in the dignity of every human person, that value and worth is given not earned. We believe that every person is beautiful as they were created and don’t have to change to be valued. We are all unique and should be accepted as we are.  We believe that the human person, their bodies, and their sexuality are sacred and special and not something that should be exploited, laughed at, abused, or used for the entertainment of others.  We are against exploitation of human persons in human trafficking, pornography and prostitution because it destroys their human dignity and enslaves them in a life of being used for the sexual pleasure of others.


We are against Draggieland because it confuses people and their identity. It promotes the sexualization of the human person and goes against the values of our university. As students we strive to live up to the university values and we expect the same from the university itself. 

President Michael K. Young and Vice President Daniel J. Pugh Sr, we urge the immediate cancellation of this event for the protection of women and promotion of  A&M's core values.

https://www.change.org/p/dr-michael-young-cancel-draggieland

 

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10 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Heaven forbid the aggy school administrators allow "men dressed as imitations of women, "competing" against each other to be granted "the title of Queen of DRAGgieland 2020.""

"...it destroys their human dignity and enslaves them in a life of being used for the sexual pleasure of others." Sounds like they are talking about the aggy fake army fraternity..

A few years ago, I went to a fundraiser for a local PRIDE organization in College Station (I have no idea whether "the gay bar" is still there in downtown Bryan, but it was actually a pretty nice place); one of the chief sponsors was the George Bush Library. There's a lot of quiet, behind-the-scenes LGBTQ+ activists in the aTm library system, it turns out, including some good friends of mine who recently retired.

Clearly meet the definition of "2%ers" by most standards, but they are extremely loyal to Texas A&M in pretty much every regard other than absolute conformity (which, admittedly, is a bigger component to deviate from than "allowed" for most aggy). I'd imagine they are immune to criticisms such as the above, given that they've been dealing with it for 30+ years already. I'm willing to bet it'll be a good drag show, if history is any judge. There are some rather talented drag queens in aggyland.

On 2/7/2020 at 9:18 AM, C-Man said:

 


The aggy network works great ... if you’re white. Also helps to be male.

 

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On 2/9/2020 at 8:13 AM, Born Burnt said:

Is he the "I" in "COUGAR HIGH"?

No...the "I" in idiot.

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

Heaven forbid the aggy school administrators allow "men dressed as imitations of women, "competing" against each other to be granted "the title of Queen of DRAGgieland 2020.""

"...it destroys their human dignity and enslaves them in a life of being used for the sexual pleasure of others." Sounds like they are talking about the aggy fake army fraternity..

 

Lmao wtf is this?

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

Heaven forbid the aggy school administrators allow "men dressed as imitations of women, "competing" against each other to be granted "the title of Queen of DRAGgieland 2020.""

"...it destroys their human dignity and enslaves them in a life of being used for the sexual pleasure of others." Sounds like they are talking about the aggy fake army fraternity..

 

South College Station's dad?

On 2/7/2020 at 7:54 PM, Vic Mackey said:

 

Ahh, so the only teams wth a chance to win are Clemson, fOSU and SEC.  

clemson has very recent history and is in friendly territory even though not SEC, he probably included fOSU so he didn't seem biased.  

The funny part is all the teams he says have no chance, have a FAR better chance than aggy.  Have you looked at your roster?  They have recruited some talent the last 2 cycles but to think a bunch of 1st and 2nd year players with gaping holes at some positions has a chance is just showing his ass.  

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

(I have no idea whether "the gay bar" is still there in downtown Bryan, but it was actually a pretty nice place)

The Dixie Chicken is still in College Station. That counts, I think.

27 minutes ago, Deej said:

The Dixie Chicken is still in College Station. That counts, I think.

You forgot the qualifier "actually a pretty nice place." If there is a bigger shithole in the state of Texas than the Dixie Chicken, I don't know what it would be.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You forgot the qualifier "actually a pretty nice place." If there is a bigger shithole in the state of Texas than the Dixie Chicken, I don't know what it would be.

Have you been to 6th street lately?

On 2/7/2020 at 7:54 PM, Vic Mackey said:

 

Is Adam Drake one of those lying pony-faced dog soldiers?

On 2/7/2020 at 7:54 PM, Vic Mackey said:

 

I would bet that every single team on that list will win another before aggy does.  The entire fucking field. 

Aggy is doing it again like in the 80s. If they win a few games they arent supposed to, alabama will go full ole miss and miss state on them with the ncaa. Bookmark this.

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