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44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:


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isn't her business probably how she ended up in jail in the first place?

 

 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Can someone please help me figure out what this thing is. Looks kinda like a dog but its feet, eyes, and tail definitely aren’t like any dog I’ve ever seen. It’s got me a little concerned!

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I dated someone who made it clear this was a deal breaker for her if the guy does not walk closest to the road when they are walking together. She actually broke up with a man because he didn't do that
33 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I dated someone who made it clear this was a deal breaker for her if the guy does not walk closest to the road when they are walking together. She actually broke up with a man because he didn't do that

he shouldn’t have been such a beta

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52 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:
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I dated someone who made it clear this was a deal breaker for her if the guy does not walk closest to the road when they are walking together. She actually broke up with a man because he didn't do that

I've made it pretty clear to my daughter she should avoid guys who don't do this.

14 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I've made it pretty clear to my daughter she should avoid guys who don't do this.

So you'd rather have her closer to the bums on the sidewalk?

The only real danger you face walking close to the road is if it rained recently, you might get wet by a car hitting a puddle.  Otherwise the girl walking on the inside has to deal with bumping up against everyone walking the other direction. 

The gentleman rule here seems to serve no purpose other than tradition.

This ain’t England, the guy still walks road side but both on the right part of the sidewalk. 

20 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Obviously she’s saving up to go to the dentist.

7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Possibly genius 

 

Austin, TX, Rio, what's the difference. 

26 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Possibly genius 

 

I can dig it....

3 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Possibly genius 

 

a nice little vision into the future of warfare. 

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Challenge accepted.

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Running butthole challenge? 

On 7/14/2019 at 3:47 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

I've made it pretty clear to my daughter she should avoid guys who don't do this.

Well done. 

so get it done and report back with photographic evidence 

Isn't Tajin one of the bad guys from Street Fighter?  I would definitely Hadouken that ass 

8 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Possibly genius 

 

Red Five?

Go 

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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 They intended deep meaning, but what they actually made was artwork for a “my pillow” commercial 

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Oh this bitch is a gold mine. You have to pace yourself though, because reading too many of her posts at once could trigger a stroke.

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The more I read, the more I think humanity was a mistake.

Well giving everyone a voice with technology certainly was.

Curtis must have eats his spinach that morning.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Curtis must have eats his spinach that morning.

He didn’t look in the mirror though.  Cutoff Jory’s with one leg about 5 inches longer than the other.  

 

Luckily my my legs are only about 5 inches longer than my 3rd leg 

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