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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So what happens when his hair grows out?

or tries to fly.  'sorry sir, can you check your pockets and try again'

So what happens when his hair grows out?
He gets a tangled up hair jewelry clusterfuck. Real tough with the ladies brush.

Also men choose fashion based on success with the ladies. That's the motivation for the fuckery. If ladies rejected this fuckery, homies would chill.
9 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Also men choose fashion based on success with the ladies. That's the motivation for the fuckery. If ladies rejected this fuckery, homies would chill.

I’m pretty sure men only work because they want women. when babies are made in labs and the women decide they no longer need us I imagine we’ll all be drinking mad dog under bridges. 

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I had not previously considered that. I don't recall ordering a pizza prior to mapquest, did we typically have to give them directions?

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2 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I had not previously considered that. I don't recall ordering a pizza prior to mapquest, did we typically have to give them directions?

We ordered pizzas all the time in the early and mid 90s. Honestly not sure how they did it. I don't recall any one on our end giving them directions. But I could be wrong. 

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yep, map book, you’d look up the street name in the index it would give you the page number and grid coordinates, if there were multiple similarly named streets they ask for the nearest major road to make sure they had the right one.

At the restaurant, near the phone, they’d have the pages taped to the wall with their delivery area drawn out for easy reference.

Its also not hard to memorize the streets in a few neighborhoods when it's literally your job

22 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Throw that shit back over the side. 

Yep.   Kirin Ichiban just got this dude’s kids killed.   

Backstory. It was pot, not cocaine, and it happened over a year ago. 

Jerkasses called the Coast Guard. 

 

54 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Throw that shit back over the side. 


Fair enough, but what about the coke?

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Throw that shit back over the side. 

why? 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

We ordered pizzas all the time in the early and mid 90s. Honestly not sure how they did it. I don't recall any one on our end giving them directions. But I could be wrong. 

I delivered for domino's from 1990-92.

We had a big ass map of our delivery area marked out by a grid. Every street had a grid number to help us locate the address. After a month you know how to get everywhere off the main roads. 

I was stoned af the entire time so not too difficult.

2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Its also not hard to memorize the streets in a few neighborhoods when it's literally your job

yeah... pizza delivery people were definitely not stoned or drunk while working in the 80's and 90's

I did for awhile. It's pretty easy to memorize stuff in middle class or nicer neighborhoods where everything is well lit with street signs. But it sucked delivering to the ghetto.

24 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

But it sucked delivering to the ghetto.

I bet they tipped well, though. 

44 minutes ago, futureman said:

I bet they tipped well, though. 

You would be surprised, actually. Of course, one of my trips ended with a broken jaw after a couple of people robbed me and beat the shit out of me with a baseball bat or something.

11 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m pretty sure men only work because they want women. when babies are made in labs and the women decide they no longer need us I imagine we’ll all be drinking mad dog under bridges. 

If it wasn’t for sex, we would be hunting women for sport…..and drinking mad dog under bridges.

I had not previously considered that. I don't recall ordering a pizza prior to mapquest, did we typically have to give them directions?
We ordered pizzas all the time in the early and mid 90s. Honestly not sure how they did it. I don't recall any one on our end giving them directions. But I could be wrong. 
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8 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Throw that shit back over the side. 

This guy agrees. 

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5 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

You would be surprised, actually.

I wouldn't be. Did plenty of food delivery back in the day. Let's just say there was a pretty strong correlation. 

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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We did the same drill, but it was for an atomic bomb.

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

We did the same drill, but it was for an atomic bomb.

No books on our heads.  Bended over, hands on heads, against the hall walls.  Life in the '50s was fun.

 

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22 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I delivered for domino's from 1990-92.

We had a big ass map of our delivery area marked out by a grid. Every street had a grid number to help us locate the address. After a month you know how to get everywhere off the main roads. 

I was stoned af the entire time so not too difficult.

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1 hour ago, abuelo gringo said:

No books on our heads.  Bended over, hands on heads, against the hall walls.  Life in the '50s was fun.

 

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Why some of those kids got their heads up classmates butt?

1 hour ago, abuelo gringo said:

No books on our heads.  Bended over, hands on heads, against the hall walls.  Life in the '50s was fun.

 

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Armybrat was the district Superintendent by then   

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Why some of those kids got their heads up classmates butt?

Human centipede?  We didn't do that.  All heads against the wall.  Like it would make a difference in a nuclear strike.

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