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Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

NYY no hit only twice since 1958 and Houston each time! Wow, wow wow.  When was the last time you personally witnessed a Stros no hitter?  I remember 1 or 2 from Nolan. 

This was damn special , savor it. 

 

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Verlander threw one on my birthday 3 years ago but I was watching it at Pluckers

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But really, no hitters are always special but this is just another W out of the 162

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.

The current Major League Baseball definition, since 1991, of a no-hitter is "a game in which a pitcher, or pitchers, gives up no hits while pitching at least nine innings. A pitcher may give up a run or runs so long as he pitches nine innings or more and does not give up a hit."

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3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

NYY no hit only twice since 1958 and Houston each time! Wow, wow wow.  When was the last time you personally witnessed a Stros no hitter?  I remember 1 or 2 from Nolan. 

This was damn special , savor it. 

 

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I was at Ryan’s 5th no hitter. Sept 26, 1981. 

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

What he was doing in AAA. He's not an everyday MLB player, but today who gives a fuck.

Based on what? He’s not super young but he’s young ish, played decent defense in CF last year and had a 750 OPS. That’s not only an MLB caliber player it’s a plus one at that. He’s got very little experience so who knows what his true level is. He had 4 good AB’s today. The K on the 2-2 pitch in his 3rd AB was an absurdly bad call by blue. But he laid off a nasty pitch earlier in the count that was good identification and control.  

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I’m going to go get in line for Thursday’s game. Someone drop me off some tacos and an unsweet iced tea, lot of lemons 

 

thanks 

3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

NYY no hit only twice since 1958 and Houston each time! Wow, wow wow.  When was the last time you personally witnessed a Stros no hitter?  I remember 1 or 2 from Nolan. 

This was damn special , savor it. 

 

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I’ve missed seeing one by a game twice.

went to Astros /giants June 2012 a night before Cain threw his perfecto against us.

going to astros/yanks tomorrow

as close as I’ve been to seeing one 

Got damn. That was awesome.

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Verlander threw one on my birthday 3 years ago but I was watching it at Pluckers

Before that was another combined in Aaron Sanchez's only? Astros start.  Chuckles got an inning in that one.

And before that was Fiers against the Dodgers, lulz

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

Could you possibly be a bigger sore loser?

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

Gosh, you're so right. What are we thinking, celebrating a 3-pitcher combined no-hitter against a team who's only been no-hit twice in the last 65 years?

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1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Could you possibly be a bigger sore gaping sandy vagina?

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The Yankees don't hang banners ever these days.

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

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A no hitter with Altuve hitting a homer.

Jesus i am so rock hard

Helobious come here and take these 3 inches bitch

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

Looks like y'all started your All Star break in June, though.

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.


they don’t but unruly children have to be spanked now and then 

Only the 18th combined no-hitter in MLB's long history. Baseball is so fucking amazing.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Only the 18th combined no-hitter in MLB's long history. Baseball is so fucking amazing.

Combined no-hitters will eventually be more common than solo no-hitters. Pitchers get yanked pretty quickly after 100 pitches these days because managers want to protect their starting rotations.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Only the 18th combined no-hitter in MLB's long history. Baseball is so fucking amazing.

Evidently that's just because we didn't get to play the Yankees very often. 

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

Are you lost again?

Damn it, Stros should be going for the sweep tomorow

Go ahead and win 120 you fucking shit heads. The road to the WS still runs through Houston and has for the better part of the last decade. 

18 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Could you possibly be a bigger sore loser?

he coulda gone to aggy

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NY fans yelling "Fuck Altuve" chants while he hits a homer is the best feeling in the world. 

21 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

They don't hang em in the Fall in New York anymore, either, do they?

No words.

Got to watch the no-hitter with the old man.

 

Just respect for the current team and the game of baseball.

 

Go Stros.

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The last NL team to no-hit the Yankees: Astros

The last AL team to no-hit the Yankees: Astros

12 minutes ago, YChang said:

Damn it, Stros should be going for the sweep tomorow

I feel your pain, but 3 of 4 in Yankee Stadium would be pretty nice too ...

12 minutes ago, elfenix said:

he coulda gone to aggy

If he went to Texas at all, it was probably The University of Texas Rio Grande Valley 

33 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

Yankees haven't hung shit in 12 years 

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14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Go ahead and win 120 you fucking shit heads. The road to the WS still runs through Houston and has for the better part of the last decade. 

The only way that happens is they only have to play the Astros 7 times in the regular season. We had dueling no-hitters until something called Matijevic turned around a hundy into a double decker.

The Yankees could certainly beat us 4 out of 7. It’s baseball and they are very good. I’m certainly not cowering in fear over them. The only team that has me petrified is the Mets if DeGrom and Scherzer are both healthy. That’s a big ducking ask 4 out of 7. 

17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hopefully we get good Javier tomorrow, his #’s next to cole’s #’s 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

 

36mil v $700k

Pay this man his money.

54 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.

Looks at boxscore  for the Yankees in hits column...

 

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9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

So has everyone calmed down after Thursday's fiasco now?

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I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED the first guy slapping javy on the back and hugging him ………

the horse, verlander !!!!!

Damnit I just checked and Big Nick Turturro didn't release any mean tweets the past two games.  Angry Nick Turturro is the best Nick Turturro

Their names will forever be linked with Pete Munro and Kirk Saarloos.

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.

What the fuck are you talking about?  How are you this dumb?

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

 

So now it's a legitimate no hitter to fit your narrative

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