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Nothing more discouraging for a pitcher than having a routine fly ball to center go for a double because the CF was shifted over into left center field.

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I said this before, and got called out by several who said I was overreacting. We need to be done with Jake sooner than later. He's trash. If we can convince some team to give us anyone for him, jump at the chance. If not, just dfa his ass.

59 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Jake better not fuck up his trade value tonight. 

Fuck it, just cut his ass. 

Odo trying to stay on the team by sucking so nobody will trade for him. Bold strategy Jake. 

Looks like Bad Jake is pitching tonight.

5 game win streak. Beat the Yankees twice in one day and swept the Mariners on the road while busting their 14 game streak, only for this shit against the A's who own the worst record in the AL.

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

She sounds hot. 

Well, she's a guy, so.

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

1.2 for our 11th round guy. You’d like to think they knew his number and hit it. 

Where did you get that figure from?

 

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I said this before, and got called out by several who said I was overreacting. We need to be done with Jake sooner than later. He's trash. If we can convince some team to give us anyone for him, jump at the chance. If not, just dfa his ass.

It's because you're emotional. I didn't see you spouting this during his seven scoreless last start.

Odo is ass my dude. He threw a hissy fit being left off the playoff rosters last year. Should have cut bait then. Fuck this dude.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

5 game win streak. Beat the Yankees twice in one day and swept the Mariners on the road while busting their 14 game streak, only for this shit against the A's who own the worst record in the AL.

We aren't scoring much on them. Took a miracle rally in the 9th to win in Oakland awhile back, and we looked pretty anemic against them right before the break. I can see a bit of a mental letdown after the last five games, but it's still frustrating. Stumbles like this are why I don't expect us to obliterate all these bad teams we'll face in August-September. 

The people watching behind home plate is pretty  entertaining

and I know this is the shittiest stadium, but what shitty home plate seats. Packed in like sardines with huge ass aisles in between 

Where are these two teams positioning their outfielders? These guys aren’t even in the screen when the ball leaves the bat 

Where the analytics tell them to. And it saves runs.

Nice to see Pena finding his groove again here lately. Hope Tucker can, too. 

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Stumbles like this are why I don't expect us to obliterate all these bad teams we'll face in August-September. 

The Astros do this every year - play shitty against shitty teams. In August 2017 they got swept by a shitty White Sox team and then lost the next 2 against the Rangers. Last year I think they lost the season series with Detroit and tied with Baltimore. They’ll lose more than they should against the A’s and Angels and D-Backs over the next two months. Baseball.

21 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Well, she's a guy, so.

He will fuck anything that moves!

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Kotsay quit being a pussy. Let the guy pitch....your team sucks anyway

keep hitting players with the ball, fuckwads.

This is on Kotsay for being a dumbass

I’ve asked this before, but how the fuck does Oakland have an MLB franchise?

I can see why this guy is a pitcher.  He throws really accurately.

Haha

Nice work Oakland

i turned it off down 6-1.

between espn fantasy tracker and my scoretracker app, they have no idea what happened, they are showing both 6-3 and 6-4, and one of them is showing 4 outs recorded.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

i turned it off down 6-1.

between espn fantasy tracker and my scoretracker app, they have no idea what happened, they are showing both 6-3 and 6-4, and one of them is showing 4 outs recorded.

Go home scoretracker, you're drunk.

Lifting Odo for Maton felt like (fill in the disastrous idea of your choice). But hey...it worked! Now let's score some runs. 

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i still don't know the score.

4-6 top 7 1 out altuve up down 0-1

51 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Where did you get that figure from?

 

It's because you're emotional. I didn't see you spouting this during his seven scoreless last start.

Clutch fans. Seems to track from the tote board they have working. 

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