Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money

[lucious leftfoot 126]

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Caught? He straight up tells them he's skimming money off the top.

Well, I mean if takes a little too much.

Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.

Just wet your beak a little, Looch.

[utfan87 406]

3 hours ago, lucious leftfoot said:

Nice gold buttons

Def got shoulder pads in that jacket

[closetojumping 62033]

Jerry Johnson has now entered the portal for ATM. Fisher brought him in last summer as a transfer from Rice to play back-up fullback. He never played. His dad was an assistant S&C coach at ATM until The Elk showed up and laid waste to that organization. Johnson's younger brother is Chantz Johnson, an LB they brought in for that amazing 2023 class. To my knowledge, he never sees the field either. They're now at 85 players for the fall if they do not lose any other guys (including Chantz) and do not add any additional portal players. 

The Elk is being praised on their board for cleaning out dead transfer portal weight from the Fisher regime. As this praise is heaped on, the entire poster base ignores or fails to grasp the similar mediocrity of The Elk's portal work as well.

[texifornia 56286]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Jerry Johnson has now entered the portal for ATM. Fisher brought him in last summer as a transfer from Rice to play back-up fullback. He never played. His dad was an assistant S&C coach at ATM until The Elk showed up and laid waste to that organization. Johnson's younger brother is Chantz Johnson, an LB they brought in for that amazing 2023 class. To my knowledge, he never sees the field either. They're now at 85 players for the fall if they do not lose any other guys (including Chantz) and do not add any additional portal players. 

The Elk is being praised on their board for cleaning out dead transfer portal weight from the Fisher regime. As this praise is heaped on, the entire poster base ignores or fails to grasp the similar mediocrity of The Elk's portal work as well.

They'll be adding/subtracting

 

[Hookem2147 20876]

[irishtexan 11435]

We didn't say he was too short. We said he just kinda sucks.

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

The Elk is killing it

 

[Burt Macklin 18984]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The Elk is killing it

 

This is bad news for Texas. The Elk is hand-picking the best 3 star recruits and MAC transfers in the country. We are going to be in for a world of hurt this Fall. 

Edited April 29 by Burt Macklin

[BornAndRaised 12216]

On 4/26/2024 at 10:19 AM, Hookem2147 said:

They really saw what we did with Poona and Byron and said "we need one of those."

[Bevo14 8226]

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The Elk is killing it

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

 

[MontereyMX 843]

31 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Perfect match

[Horn117 648]

46 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Thought he was implementing a culture change? 

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

Who's Loy talking about here?

 

[MuellerHorn 4152]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who's Loy talking about here?

 

Edited May 7 by MuellerHorn

[Vertigo 20225]

17 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

 A couple of conclusions I can draw from looking at his hudl. He is a pretty instinctive LB who is good in pass coverage and rangy, but holy shit is California HS football terrible. It would be a decent pickup for them, but he needs to put on 30 lbs to be of any sort of impact. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11850]

It's fine. They have a guy who just came out of retirement and turned down all kinds of job offers from all of the blue bloods just to be a good ag and turn these pussies into men. 

[Napoleon 8589]

1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

Every aggie team needs a weed guy.

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

 

[SydneyCarton 47809]

16 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Every aggie team needs a weed guy.

Funny, I was going with the name and going to throw out that every soviet campus with brutalist architecture needs a russian POS. 

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Cure eh? Bad jokes and nicknames incoming. 

[nnm 35899]

On 5/7/2024 at 9:40 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Edited May 9 by nnm

[RomaVicta 29704]

Aggies picked up a transfer from Iowa. Jacob Bostick.

Pretty impressive.

[Tex Pete 20121]

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Aggies picked up a transfer from Iowa. Jacob Bostick.

Pretty impressive.

To be fair, they had games where almost no one recorded a catch.

[texifornia 56286]

Howell

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

Will remember that post when we get Lamont Rogers.

[Teryor 4394]

Pitching Jay Bateman who has basically failed everywhere he has gone as some kind of infallible recruiting witch is gonna be something I come back to in the next couple seasons

[RomaVicta 29704]

What does this say about the state of Aggie football? 

Replace their name with Arizona State or Oklahoma State or South Carolina, and what really changes?

[Danimal 330]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

What does this say about the state of Aggie football? 

Replace their name with Arizona State or Oklahoma State or South Carolina, and what really changes?

What's really phenomenal is the spin 9.95ers can put on something so meaningless to give readers a nice warm and fuzzy about a recruit they have no hope in getting but that warm and fuzzy keeps the readers clicking for more.

[DixonHur 11017]

11 minutes ago, Danimal said:

What's really phenomenal is the spin 9.95ers can put on something so meaningless to give readers a nice warm and fuzzy about a recruit they have no hope in getting but that warm and fuzzy keeps the readers clicking for more.

Wrong.  Clearly this guy is an ace recruiter, how else can you explain an instate player taking a phone call from a coach at the 2nd largest university in the state of Texas?

Check mate whorn!

[Navin R. Johnson 701]

I have discovered that jerking off to aggy misery is best done on a four year delta. For example, for jerking off in 2024, you want to focus on 2020 aggy threads. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.

Edited May 10 by Navin R. Johnson

[T-shirt Sip 2095]

4 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I have discovered that jerking off to aggy misery is best done on a four year delta. For example, for jerking off in 2024, you want to focus on 2020 aggy threads. It’s like masterbating in a time machine.

So, its like vintage porn? 

[Navin R. Johnson 701]

8 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

So, its like vintage porn? 

Yes. Vintage, classic, Jimbo winning the orange bowl in the Covid year, pure aggy misery. 

[Wishbone 4729]

16 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I have discovered that jerking off to aggy misery is best done on a four year delta. For example, for jerking off in 2024, you want to focus on 2020 aggy threads. It’s like masterbating in a time machine.

[nnm 35899]

47 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

So, its like vintage porn? 

Without the musky pelts, I assume. 

[Hornlover 8824]

1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I have discovered that jerking off to aggy misery is best done on a four year delta. For example, for jerking off in 2024, you want to focus on 2020 aggy threads. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.

[RomaVicta 29704]

1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I have discovered that jerking off to aggy misery is best done on a four year delta. For example, for jerking off in 2024, you want to focus on 2020 aggy threads. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.

How would you tell the years apart for 8T4?

[Redneck Mutha 7888]

1 hour ago, T-shirt Sip said:

So, its like vintage porn? 

[nnm 35899]

41 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

 

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Wrong.  Clearly this guy is an ace recruiter, how else can you explain an instate player taking a phone call from a coach at the 2nd largest university in the state of Texas?

Check mate whorn!

Second largest?

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

What does this say about the state of Aggie football? 

Replace their name with Arizona State or Oklahoma State or South Carolina, and what really changes?

Don't put OSU in the same category as A&M.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Second largest?

Exactly. It's actually the polar opposite of "exclusive."

[Sgt Hulk 13617]

I’m not sure there are enough drugs that would make me hallucinate into a world in which I could imagine being in the shoes of an 18-year-old football player and say you know, I’m considering going to aggy. 
 

I mean, how fucked up do you have to be

[Henry Hill 3156]

21 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m not sure there are enough drugs that would make me hallucinate into a world in which I could imagine being in the shoes of an 18-year-old football player and say you know, I’m considering going to aggy. 
 

I mean, how fucked up do you have to be

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

Guess ears will now be the 247 fluffer for aggy with Wiltfong gone.

 

[Steel Shank 9383]

On 5/9/2024 at 5:02 PM, RomaVicta said:

Aggies picked up a transfer from Iowa. Jacob Bostick.

Pretty impressive.

My Aunt Glenda didn't catch any passes last year either. I'm wondering if she can get on the aggy team? Maybe PWO?

[Sgt Hulk 13617]

Picks of aunt ?

[Deej 76396]

9 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

My Aunt Glenda didn't catch any passes last year either. I'm wondering if she can get on the aggy team? Maybe PWO?

How big is she? They need help on the o-line.

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

The Elk!  This guy, Sellers, and Williams were all OU leans recently, now all trending aggy.

 

[BurntOrange&White 39268]

31 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The Elk!  This guy, Sellers, and Williams were all OU leans recently, now all trending aggy.

 

It's almost like they're picking fights with OU because they can out money them.

[Sgt Hulk 13617]

the enemy of my enemy is my enemy 

[UDontKnow 10439]

15 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

the enemy of my enemy is my enemy 

Sorta looks like this