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3 minutes ago, Loco said:

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Despite the fact that I haven't been 12 years old in many decades, a guy getting hit in the balls unexpectedly will never not be funny.

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19 minutes ago, gecko said:

 

I liked the Neil Diamond treatment:

 

This was also in the replies:

 

 

On 1/7/2020 at 2:48 PM, markstanco said:

Mahindra tractor doing what it does best. 

Identifying as a Massey Ferguson?

Edit: Sometimes it's best to read at least one more comment before replying. Bit late to the party

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On 1/7/2020 at 4:51 PM, markstanco said:

Sorry, I am a tractor racist.  I saw a red tractor in a 3rd world country and immediately thought Mahindra. 

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That's fair. I have a very similar Massey so it was immediately recognizable...although their's is a hell of a lot cleaner than mine has been in a decade. Fortunately it's still in one piece, which is nice.

14 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Surly wheelhouse.

I love that her friend's "Oh My God" took longer to get out than it took this girl to totally wipe out.  

But yeah, she looks hot.  And she looks like she's near 30, so that helps me fap.  Can't do it to the 20 year olds anymore, too creepy.  

13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I love that her friend's "Oh My God" took longer to get out than it took this girl to totally wipe out.  

But yeah, she looks hot.  And she looks like she's near 30, so that helps me fap.  Can't do it to the 20 year olds anymore, too creepy.  

Agreed.  Now she may be 20-ish, but I'll go with your theory.  And she's not REALLY asleep, is she?  

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Don't mess with @Armybrat ac controls

 

98% real.

I do not have a ‘stache.

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

yeah, but did he have to use a burner phone?

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

this car fucks:
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But they have to sell the kits.

 

Therefore there are 0 FUCKS given.

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

 Can't do it to the 20 year olds anymore, too creepy.  

 

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No, really.  It's a tectonic shift for folks my age.  I'm on campus all the time now to teach and mentor and I think it's because I'm now literally twice the age of my students.  It was one thing when I was just 15 years older than them, but now I'm technically twice their age and they are closer to my daughter's age than they are to mine.  And of course, it's see-through yoga pants season every day I'm on campus.  That is not helping! 

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The 20 year olds are literally half my age as well and I have no issue at all with them.  Honestly, the 20-25 age window has been my wheelhouse for over 25 years now. 

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1 minute ago, BTW said:

The 20 year olds are literally half my age as well and I have no issue at all with them.  Honestly, the 20-25 age window has been my wheelhouse for over 25 years now. 

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7 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Where were you when the drugs kicked in?

somewhere around barstow on the edge of the desert

On 1/8/2020 at 5:42 PM, General Specific said:

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I defy you to hear that song and not think of wet naked Madeline Stowe in a shower

On 1/8/2020 at 9:33 PM, nnm said:

 

I had to re-watch this a few times.  Looks exactly like my wife's cousin.  However, she's strict East Texas teetotalling bible-thumper, so the odds were slim it was her. 

And, yes.  Wheelhouse.

3 hours ago, Spaulding Smails said:

I had to re-watch this a few times.  Looks exactly like my wife's cousin.  However, she's strict East Texas teetotalling bible-thumper, so the odds were slim it was her. 

And, yes.  Wheelhouse.

If she's a real East Texas teetotaling bible thumper, then getting shit faced on wine coolers seems like it would be right in her wheelhouse.  

14 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

If she's a real East Texas teetotaling bible thumper, then getting shit faced on wine coolers seems like it would be right in her wheelhouse.  

I can't argue with that statement at all, and perhaps it's true, but every time I've seen her she's been stone cold sober and loving some Jesus.  

4 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

How long before that guy was hauled off and terminated?

He was not terminated.  He got a job doing loss control at Hobby Lobby.  

Unfortunately, this hits a little too close to home. 

3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

I so desperately want to believe that this isn't staged. I want to. 

9 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

Boeing needs to make some planes out of whatever that vase is made from.

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