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Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Along with mowing a yard with an electric mower on an extension cord.

And when you're finished with that, you get to move next door and mow that yard with a rusty and unlubricated manually-driven rotary spinning blade mower, complete with hardened plastic tires that get no grip. 

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2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

And when you're finished with that, you get to move next door and mow that yard with a rusty and unlubricated manually-driven rotary spinning blade mower, complete with hardened plastic tires that get no grip. 

 

And then you get to trim those yards with a trimmer that eats a spool of line in 2 minutes and struggles to get the most basic of cuts.

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5 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

And then you get to trim those yards with a trimmer that eats a spool of line in 2 minutes and struggles to get the most basic of cuts.

ooooohhhhhh, that's bad.

I had a shitty old weed eater that really only ate line.  Had to re-thread and all that every 30 seconds.

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22 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I see you and raise you. 

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Wife's necklaces and bracelets get tangled up on occasion.  Talking about 10-12 items at least.  I will happily spend hours untangling that ball of mess.

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1 hour ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

Wife's necklaces and bracelets get tangled up on occasion.  Talking about 10-12 items at least.  I will happily spend hours untangling that ball of mess.


I'm convinced that if you want to make a knot that nobody can untangle just get about two 30 foot sections of rope and leave them on your patio for about six months. 

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45 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I'm convinced that if you want to make a knot that nobody can untangle just get about two 30 foot sections of rope and leave them on your patio for about six months. 

Or 40-foot extension cords. 

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41 minutes ago, nnm said:

Methlahoma, my dude. 
 

 

That Aryan Brotherhood guy sure sounds a little urban. And that guy hiding on the truck will probably not be invited to anymore white power parties. I hope they can work out their hostile differences -- practice some tolerance or something. 

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1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Them boys in the truck ain’t got a thumper? Seems like a quick fix. 

That might have been the only thing to have reunited the Adolf Methler twins. Then you've got a fight on your hands. I wouldn't fight either of those guys. Grab the pistol and if someone breaks glass you're probably gonna have to plunk them with a belly shot. Guaranteed 99% of the country would be cleared on day one as nobody is gonna have a longer criminal record than those two. 

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