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Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Along with mowing a yard with an electric mower on an extension cord.

And when you're finished with that, you get to move next door and mow that yard with a rusty and unlubricated manually-driven rotary spinning blade mower, complete with hardened plastic tires that get no grip. 

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2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

And when you're finished with that, you get to move next door and mow that yard with a rusty and unlubricated manually-driven rotary spinning blade mower, complete with hardened plastic tires that get no grip. 

 

And then you get to trim those yards with a trimmer that eats a spool of line in 2 minutes and struggles to get the most basic of cuts.

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5 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

And then you get to trim those yards with a trimmer that eats a spool of line in 2 minutes and struggles to get the most basic of cuts.

ooooohhhhhh, that's bad.

I had a shitty old weed eater that really only ate line.  Had to re-thread and all that every 30 seconds.

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1 hour ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

Wife's necklaces and bracelets get tangled up on occasion.  Talking about 10-12 items at least.  I will happily spend hours untangling that ball of mess.


I'm convinced that if you want to make a knot that nobody can untangle just get about two 30 foot sections of rope and leave them on your patio for about six months. 

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45 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I'm convinced that if you want to make a knot that nobody can untangle just get about two 30 foot sections of rope and leave them on your patio for about six months. 

Or 40-foot extension cords. 

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41 minutes ago, nnm said:

Methlahoma, my dude. 
 

 

That Aryan Brotherhood guy sure sounds a little urban. And that guy hiding on the truck will probably not be invited to anymore white power parties. I hope they can work out their hostile differences -- practice some tolerance or something. 

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1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Them boys in the truck ain’t got a thumper? Seems like a quick fix. 

That might have been the only thing to have reunited the Adolf Methler twins. Then you've got a fight on your hands. I wouldn't fight either of those guys. Grab the pistol and if someone breaks glass you're probably gonna have to plunk them with a belly shot. Guaranteed 99% of the country would be cleared on day one as nobody is gonna have a longer criminal record than those two. 

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19 hours ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

Wife's necklaces and bracelets get tangled up on occasion.  Talking about 10-12 items at least.  I will happily spend hours untangling that ball of mess.

Kids have a pile of Mardi Gras beads they were given a while back.  You want to talk about fun, try separating a ball of 20 of those.  It's not as bad as this, which the OCD in me can't leave it be...

Really trivial, silly question | Off Topic | unofficial empeg BBS

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Posted
19 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

I don't even have to click in the link to know that's a mainland Mexico vibe. Just the furniture and blankets alone.

Posted
18 hours ago, Chooky said:

That Aryan Brotherhood guy sure sounds a little urban. And that guy hiding on the truck will probably not be invited to anymore white power parties. I hope they can work out their hostile differences -- practice some tolerance or something. 

a man is standing at a podium in front of a brick wall holding a bat and a bible .

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On 7/15/2025 at 4:05 PM, nnm said:

Methlahoma, my dude. 
 

 

I'm sure the truck driver could have told them that company policy does not allow hitchhikers, and it is a fireable offense to pick one up. Also the liability of riding on the truck frame, behind the cab is strictly forbidden by our insurer.

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2 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I'm sure the truck driver could have told them that company policy does not allow hitchhikers, and it is a fireable offense to pick one up. Also the liability of riding on the truck frame, behind the cab is strictly forbidden by our insurer.

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Could’ve even offered to put them on the phone with in-house counsel, who could have calmly reasoned with them. 

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