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As a single nurse in Pearl Harbor, Kate Beckinsale wasn’t really all that hot, but as a married mom in 2006’s Click, she was hot as fuck (as she is in most everything). We also won a national championship in January 2006, so there’s that fact.

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3 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

As a single nurse in Pearl Harbor, Kate Beckinsale wasn’t really all that hot, but as a married mom in 2006’s Click, she was hot as fuck (as she is in most everything). We also won a national championship in January 2006, so there’s that fact.

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Hold up. What the fuck?

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7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I feel like I missed something. 

Tex is breaking out the old Recruiting board “Cat Facts” tradition on Tyler Atkinson Day, aka “Tyler, Texas.”

And I have been the world’s biggest dog advocate for decades, but with marriage came cat indoctrination. Now, I love those little psychos as much as any lonely old bag with 20 of them. 

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Hold up. What the fuck?

I was going for a little juxtaposition, give me some grace here. Plus, Michael Bay apparently rode her ass for the entire shoot for being overweight, time period shitty hairstyle….but yes, Kate Beckinsale’s worst day pre-fillers is better than just about any other woman’s best.

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4 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

And I have been the world’s biggest dog advocate for decades, but with marriage came cat indoctrination. Now, I love those little psychos as much as any lonely old bag with 20 of them. 

What was your life like when you used to have human friends?

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9 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Tex is breaking out the old Recruiting board “Cat Facts” tradition on Tyler Atkinson Day, aka “Tyler, Texas.”

And I have been the world’s biggest dog advocate for decades, but with marriage came cat indoctrination. Now, I love those little psychos as much as any lonely old bag with 20 of them. 

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25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I feel like I missed something. 

Also, about 8 years ago, my wife and daughter left the house to adopt a “kitty”. They came back with the weirdest juvenile cat in the world. Followed my wife around like a dog, hunted the children, could jump straight up close to 12 feet, refused to drink water where it ate, had really strange markings, was super long and super tall. Still is all of that weird shit, actually. Anyway, to your point, turns out it’s like a 3rd generation savannah cat. Look that shit up. 

@SydneyCarton and his wife are wild ass cat people, so I’ve tried on multiple occasions to get them to adopt him away from our house. Even they’re not crazy enough to take him on. 

You can make all the jokes you want, but I'm pretty sure you're the one who spent thousands of dollars on that cat to put it in an iron lung to save it's life. 

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Jesus H. Christ, are you fucking kidding me?

Look at the poster in question. When has he ever screamed "earnest in his mockery" to you? My wife, however, is a cat person. I, however, adopted a rescue dog from the Shaggy days which led directly to me meeting my wife. I'm comfortable with my dog cred level...

13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

@SydneyCarton has killed more cats than Pope Gregory IX.

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You get one bad stray dog that you adopt and the rest of you're life you're a cat killer...

12 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I was going for a little juxtaposition, give me some grace here. Plus, Michael Bay apparently rode her ass for the entire shoot for being overweight, they gave her glasses, time period shitty hairstyle….but yes, Kate Beckinsale’s worst day pre-fillers is better than just about any other woman’s best.

There's no way you can justify that as anything other than a bad take. 
r/VindictaRateCelebs - Kate Beckinsale. Serendipit/Pearl Harbor. God, I love her nose.

 

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54 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

So, Atkinson should declare sometime between 11a and 2p, correct? 

I look forward to the recap from the masochists who are willing to voluntarily watch Pat McAfee be a raging douche. I'm sure he will have some choice words if/when the pick is Texas

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5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You can make all the jokes you want, but I'm pretty sure you're the one who spent thousands of dollars on that cat to put it in an iron lung to save it's life. 

Look at the poster in question. When has he ever screamed "earnest in his mockery" to you? My wife, however, is a cat person. I, however, adopted a rescue dog from the Shaggy days which led directly to me meeting my wife. I'm comfortable with my cred level...

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You get one bad stray dog that you adopt and the rest of you're life you're a cat killer...

There's no way you can justify that as anything other than a bad take. 
r/VindictaRateCelebs - Kate Beckinsale. Serendipit/Pearl Harbor. God, I love her nose.

 

Iron lung? What is this, the damned. dark ages? It was a hyperbaric chamber, it worked, and I didn’t have to come home and tell the children that some noob of a vet misdiagnosed some cat ailment and killed their “ kitty”. 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I look forward to the recap from the masochists who are willing to voluntarily watch Pat McAfee be a raging douche. I'm sure he will have some choice words if/when the pick is Texas

Pat McAfee gets more shit on this site than damned near anyone. I’ve only seen him on Gameday and, while obnoxious, he’s also pretty entertaining. Is there something else going on with the guy that causes such enthused disdain?

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Pat McAfee gets more shit on this site than damned near anyone. I’ve only seen him on Gameday and, while obnoxious, he’s also pretty entertaining. Is there something else going on with the guy that causes such enthused disdain?

Well it couldn't be that he's a fucking douche, broing up college football, and ruined some poor girl's life by spreading rumors about her on his show and refusing to apologize. 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Well it couldn't be that he's a fucking douche, broing up college football, and ruined some poor girl's life by spreading rumors about her on his show and refusing to apologize. 

Aside from that . . . .

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19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They’re thinking they’re about to flip someone, to me at least. 

Here it is

27 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Another still in play for the Longhorns

Georgia landed a commitment from Rivals No. 1 ranked defensive lineman James JJ Johnson at the end of June.

While the Bulldogs led for a lot of the process, it was an abrupt announcement he was joining the fold.

There were sources around Austin that liked where Texas stood prior to Johnson jumping in with UGA and the Longhorns are one of the programs still recruiting Johnson heavily.

There has always been optimism around Texas that they’re in strong position. He visited in the spring and returned for an OV in the summer.
“My favorite thing about Texas is how they practice,” Johnson has said. “I know they will be a great team in this upcoming season.”
Johnson is the No. 42 overall player in the land.

 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

According to Texas Parks & Wildlife, the state of Texas is home to seven different wild cat species: the bobcat, mountain lion, margay*, jaguarundi, jaguar, feral domestic cat, and ocelot.

*only one margay specimen has ever been found in Texas, so this is a debatable inclusion.

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28 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Pat McAfee gets more shit on this site than damned near anyone. I’ve only seen him on Gameday and, while obnoxious, he’s also pretty entertaining. Is there something else going on with the guy that causes such enthused disdain?

He's a meathead.  The type of guy that takes small sample sizes and draws huge conclusions, and lives his life in sound bites. The kind who thinks whoever talks the loudest is the smartest.

Is it entertaining?  It can be, for a while, but he's just a meathead who surrounds himself with other meatheads.

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36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Pat McAfee gets more shit on this site than damned near anyone. I’ve only seen him on Gameday and, while obnoxious, he’s also pretty entertaining. Is there something else going on with the guy that causes such enthused disdain?

I feel the same way.  I pay almost no attention to him outside of Gameday, but he has done a lot to help revive that show.  He and Saban have been excellent additions that had made the show much better than it was 4-5 years ago.

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41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Pat McAfee gets more shit on this site than damned near anyone. I’ve only seen him on Gameday and, while obnoxious, he’s also pretty entertaining. Is there something else going on with the guy that causes such enthused disdain?

My guess is jealousy from the fact that he makes millions for behaving like the average Surly poster. Just disappointed they had to settle for their fallback careers as lawyers.

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It’s true. I’m really jealous I’m not an obnoxious meat head who spreads life altering rumors about 18 year old girls on my national show. It would make me feel like a big man 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

It’s true. I’m really jealous I’m not an obnoxious meat head who spreads life altering rumors about 18 year old girls on my national show. It would make me feel like a big man 

As it should.

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25 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Here it is

 

Man, if true... his class is going to have some high end talent.

#1 QB - Bell

Top 3 RB-  Cooper

#1 LB- Atkinson

5 star edge-  Wesley

Elite LT- Turntine.  Gerry has called him the best OL in Texas in both the 2025 and 2026 class and has said he has been the #1 OL on the Texas board.

#1 DT- James Johnson

Elite athlete/5 star caliber- Jermaine Bishop

 

Assuming we land the guys above, this class may not have the top to bottom depth like the 2025 class, not saying it isn't.... but.... the top end talent may be better.  That doesn't even include Benjamin, who most have pegged to Oregon.

 

 

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13 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

I do like the segment where cocky people fuck up a field goal on GameDay every week now.

That's the best - "you suck at kicking"

I am ok with McAfee. He's annoying and over the top but attracts a younger demo  and brings some energy to Gameday which is important. Otherwise you just have a bunch of old dudes like Herbstreit, Des, and Saban up there.  

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5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

and couldn't find a clitoris if you expanded it ten-fold and provided GPS.


personally, I blame it on poor eye sight.

 

It’s dainty. 

 

also, what are we looking for it?

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6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Pat McAfee is the college football version of Aaron Rodgers and Joe Rogan. He's for dumb-as-shit 20-something white man-children who all think they're "alphas", swear by the carnivore diet, and couldn't find a clitoris if you expanded it ten-fold and provided GPS.

All of this and a huge feeder of the trend where sports just turns into a thing people can gamble on instead of fun in its own right. Sports betting is the death of interesting conversations.

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

All of this and a huge feeder of the trend where sports just turns into a thing people can gamble on instead of fun in its own right. Sports betting is the death of interesting conversations.

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It’s always interesting when people look down on a meathead who made millions playing a meathead sport when he’s now making even more millions acting like a meathead for the fans of the meathead sport. 

It’s almost like he found an audience, positioned himself very well, then leveraged that position brilliantly. 
 

Football is great, but at its core, it is what it is. 

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1 minute ago, Atticus said:

It’s always interesting when people look down on a meathead who made millions playing a meathead sport when he’s now making even more millions acting like a meathead for the fans of the meathead sport. 

It’s almost like he found an audience, positioned himself very well, then leveraged that position brilliantly. 
 

Football is great, but at its core, it is what it is. 

The most annoying part though is that he is on gameday and I liked watching a hype show after months of deprivation. Real life meatheads are more entertaining because they are easy to manipulate.

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7 minutes ago, Atticus said:

It’s always interesting when people look down on a meathead who made millions playing a meathead sport when he’s now making even more millions acting like a meathead for the fans of the meathead sport. 

It’s almost like he found an audience, positioned himself very well, then leveraged that position brilliantly. 
 

Football is great, but at its core, it is what it is. 

Nah, it’s the further NFLification of college football. Complete with turning the fans into NFL wannabe meat heads 

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5 minutes ago, Atticus said:

It’s always interesting when people look down on a meathead who made millions playing a meathead sport when he’s now making even more millions acting like a meathead for the fans of the meathead sport. 

It’s almost like he found an audience, positioned himself very well, then leveraged that position brilliantly. 
 

Football is great, but at its core, it is what it is. 

It's almost like in your world, it's impossible to be perfectly fine with a guy who's found success in his various fields while at the same time dismissing someone personally because you find their content to be tedious and unspectacular. 

Texas A&M has managed to create hundreds of thousands of alums, some of them who have money, and brainwash them into borderline tragic levels of cognitive dissonance and emotional sports suffering, all while having them say "please sir may I have another." By any measure it seems like Texas A&M is a super successful institution, and have positioned themselves brilliantly.

I suppose it goes without saying that the institution of Texas A&M demands your respect, huh?

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20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

All of this and a huge feeder of the trend where sports just turns into a thing people can gamble on instead of fun in its own right. Sports betting is the death of interesting conversations.

Over/Under on the number of responses this gets? 

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Just now, TheAuditor said:

Over/Under on the number of responses this gets? 

BET NOW ON DRAFT KINGS. $5 FREE WITH FIRST DEPOSIT 

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