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Posted
2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

There's probably not a bigger Texas sports fan in the world than Bobby. He took his obsession over it and built multiple companies out of it. Hats off to him.

I’d argue catch is bigger in terms of mass 

Posted
42 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Uhhhh... Conan's is not Mangia.  

Doh! All I could think was PIZZA!

I had my knee rebuilt Monday and I’m still sort of out of it.

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Posted
4 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

Wait, we did land a few.... Malik Jefferson, Brandon "film my life, aggies" Jones, Caden Sterns , Erik Fowler, Bijan, Bru "I'll attend 3 universities in 4 years" McCoy, JT Sanders (Herman hold out), BJ Foster, Jordan Whittingham, Jalen Green, and a few others while we constantly shit ourselves. We just closed our eyes and grabbed a ton of shitty 3* kids that keep us enraged and forgetting. 

We tried to coach them "way the fuck up"

Posted
4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Get fucked with your passive aggressive bullshit here. Some of us have dealt directly with the guy, and his boss, and every other part of the machine. Guys can get better at what they’re doing. You don’t get to retroactively use posts to talk shit about the current situation. The guy currently singing Harris’ praises was one of the biggest voices last summer about the guy’s issues, dummy. He just can’t go out and declare that the his audience at the time. Ironically, some of us were able to say something, and then we get to see this kind of shit for passing it on. 

In short, if you are thrown a fucking bone, we don’t need to hear how it tastes. 

Listen here, you fucking fringe……

Posted
4 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I don't know. Seems like a guy who has only signed top 5 classes and been the GM of the only team to go to back to back playoffs might have an idea of what hes doing. no matter what message board posters say. 

Might be that the HC at Texas who seems to to have a pretty good handle on hiring people might know something about his GMs competence.

These numbnuts have been slandering the guy for years without knowing anything about what he does behind the scenes. 

The GM coordinating the top class in the country last year and consistently is involved with top 5 classes every year doesn't know what he's doing. 

Bored Rowan Atkinson GIF by Working Title

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Posted
1 hour ago, NashLonghorn said:

We tried to coach them "way the fuck up"

It's a shame the smartest man in the room just happened to be the stupidest. 

Chuckles and Herman. 

Let's all pray those names disappear faster than those in the aggy bonfire. 

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Posted
56 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Eat some of the pizza referenced in this thread and you'll get your wish.

Helpful hint: Best to already be in the woods when eating commences. 

Posted
5 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

When things are going good, everyone is a genius, especially the boss. When things are going poorly, everyone’s a moron, especially the boss. 

True…none of this stuff revolving around our football team happens without Sark.  Period…and Sark doesn’t happen without CDC.  Watch over and take care of these gentlemen!  We want to keep this going.

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On 7/15/2025 at 9:40 PM, SydneyCarton said:

If this is a place to learn then man have we been failing. Slider2yBanana still can’t even breathe involuntarily, and just look at poor Helobious over there polishing his fake Amazon gold chain and speaking with the complete confidence of the truly imbecilic. And we’ve been at this for years. Nee decades. 

I think we have utterly and completely failed on learning. We do have nice tit pics though and the girl that does the booty shorts on some talk show! 

Posted
5 hours ago, LebongJames said:

Brandon Jones is turning into a top 10 safety in Denver

Kansas City Chiefs’ media team should make a documentary about him

Posted
6 hours ago, LebongJames said:

Brandon Jones is turning into a top 10 safety in Denver

TIL that brandon jones and p.j. locke are the two starting safeties in denver.  that's pretty cool.

Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

True…none of this stuff revolving around our football team happens without Sark.  Period…and Sark doesn’t happen without CDC.  Watch over and take care of these gentlemen!  We want to keep this going.

If we're ever tempted to take current affairs for granted, just sit in the dark at midnight, whisper the name Steve Patterson, and tremble. 

You know what that assholes' resume says about his time here: "Steve dramatically increased endowments and set records for tickets, premium seating, donations, concessions, and licensing revenues while dramatically reducing costs and upgrading data management to drive further future financial successes." I guess he couldn't work in "...oversaw development of some of the most boring, embarrassingly dreary sports programs in school history, had a vision that consisted of patchwork, psychotic skinflint delusions, and barely escaped town ahead of a lynch mob."

I hope a sports executive AI beats him to death with a rancid, gristly chicken-fried steak that he saved $1.62 on the ingredients in an attempt to drive future financial successes.    

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