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42 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Uhhhh... Conan's is not Mangia.  

Doh! All I could think was PIZZA!

I had my knee rebuilt Monday and I’m still sort of out of it.

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Posted
4 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

Wait, we did land a few.... Malik Jefferson, Brandon "film my life, aggies" Jones, Caden Sterns , Erik Fowler, Bijan, Bru "I'll attend 3 universities in 4 years" McCoy, JT Sanders (Herman hold out), BJ Foster, Jordan Whittingham, Jalen Green, and a few others while we constantly shit ourselves. We just closed our eyes and grabbed a ton of shitty 3* kids that keep us enraged and forgetting. 

We tried to coach them "way the fuck up"

Posted
4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Get fucked with your passive aggressive bullshit here. Some of us have dealt directly with the guy, and his boss, and every other part of the machine. Guys can get better at what they’re doing. You don’t get to retroactively use posts to talk shit about the current situation. The guy currently singing Harris’ praises was one of the biggest voices last summer about the guy’s issues, dummy. He just can’t go out and declare that the his audience at the time. Ironically, some of us were able to say something, and then we get to see this kind of shit for passing it on. 

In short, if you are thrown a fucking bone, we don’t need to hear how it tastes. 

Listen here, you fucking fringe……

Posted
4 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I don't know. Seems like a guy who has only signed top 5 classes and been the GM of the only team to go to back to back playoffs might have an idea of what hes doing. no matter what message board posters say. 

Might be that the HC at Texas who seems to to have a pretty good handle on hiring people might know something about his GMs competence.

These numbnuts have been slandering the guy for years without knowing anything about what he does behind the scenes. 

The GM coordinating the top class in the country last year and consistently is involved with top 5 classes every year doesn't know what he's doing. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, NashLonghorn said:

We tried to coach them "way the fuck up"

It's a shame the smartest man in the room just happened to be the stupidest. 

Chuckles and Herman. 

Let's all pray those names disappear faster than those in the aggy bonfire. 

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Posted
56 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Eat some of the pizza referenced in this thread and you'll get your wish.

Helpful hint: Best to already be in the woods when eating commences. 

Posted
5 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

When things are going good, everyone is a genius, especially the boss. When things are going poorly, everyone’s a moron, especially the boss. 

True…none of this stuff revolving around our football team happens without Sark.  Period…and Sark doesn’t happen without CDC.  Watch over and take care of these gentlemen!  We want to keep this going.

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On 7/15/2025 at 9:40 PM, SydneyCarton said:

If this is a place to learn then man have we been failing. Slider2yBanana still can’t even breathe involuntarily, and just look at poor Helobious over there polishing his fake Amazon gold chain and speaking with the complete confidence of the truly imbecilic. And we’ve been at this for years. Nee decades. 

I think we have utterly and completely failed on learning. We do have nice tit pics though and the girl that does the booty shorts on some talk show! 

Posted
5 hours ago, LebongJames said:

Brandon Jones is turning into a top 10 safety in Denver

Kansas City Chiefs’ media team should make a documentary about him

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Posted
6 hours ago, LebongJames said:

Brandon Jones is turning into a top 10 safety in Denver

TIL that brandon jones and p.j. locke are the two starting safeties in denver.  that's pretty cool.

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

True…none of this stuff revolving around our football team happens without Sark.  Period…and Sark doesn’t happen without CDC.  Watch over and take care of these gentlemen!  We want to keep this going.

If we're ever tempted to take current affairs for granted, just sit in the dark at midnight, whisper the name Steve Patterson, and tremble. 

You know what that assholes' resume says about his time here: "Steve dramatically increased endowments and set records for tickets, premium seating, donations, concessions, and licensing revenues while dramatically reducing costs and upgrading data management to drive further future financial successes." I guess he couldn't work in "...oversaw development of some of the most boring, embarrassingly dreary sports programs in school history, had a vision that consisted of patchwork, psychotic skinflint delusions, and barely escaped town ahead of a lynch mob."

I hope a sports executive AI beats him to death with a rancid, gristly chicken-fried steak that he saved $1.62 on the ingredients in an attempt to drive future financial successes.    

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Posted
16 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I don't know. Seems like a guy who has only signed top 5 classes and been the GM of the only team to go to back to back playoffs might have an idea of what hes doing. no matter what message board posters say.

Placing the credit at Brandon Harris' feet for the top 5 classes is ludicrous.

On the list of reasons why Texas signed those classes, he isn't even sniffing the top 10.

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Posted
3 hours ago, NoName said:

Placing the credit at Brandon Harris' feet for the top 5 classes is ludicrous.

On the list of reasons why Texas signed those classes, he isn't even sniffing the top 10.

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Obviously, the credit goes to Seven Win Steve and Crissy Del Conte

Posted
1 minute ago, Texasrocks said:

Obviously, the credit goes to Seven Win Steve and Crissy Del Conte

*Crystal del Conte

Posted
8 hours ago, futureman said:

TIL that brandon jones and p.j. locke are the two starting safeties in denver.  that's pretty cool.

And they drafted Jahdae Barron in the 1st Round.  Broncos defense should be must see tv.  

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6 minutes ago, Plorant said:

And they drafted Jahdae Barron in the 1st Round.  Broncos defense should be must see tv.  

and malcolm roach gets a lot of snaps as well. 

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Posted
23 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

First of all, I'm hugely appreciative of Bobby's support for the program and the information he brings. Most of the good things in the 9.95 business over the last two-plus decades are a result of his efforts whereas there are, mostly, a lot of shady characters out there. (Some of them are also shady in the sense that they create a lot of shade). So this is not a criticism but rather an observation.

Anyway, it seems pretty clear from the way that Bobby is propping up Brandon Harris that Brandon Harris is his source.

Sure, Harris could be a “source.” But so is everybody in our AD. I don’t think people realize how well connected Bobby is. And that’s understandable, because unlike many in his profession, he actually operates like a professional. He’s not name dropping, crusading, or putting his own interests above those of the people/sources that confide in him. Hell, I can’t even get him to tell me a secret when I find a way to make it attorney-client privilege. We’re lucky to have him.

Also, I’m in Nashville and there are some damn good pizza places here. We aren’t competing with Vandy for any 5 stars are we?

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Posted
15 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

It's a shame the smartest man in the room just happened to be the stupidest. 

Chuckles and Herman. 

Let's all pray those names disappear faster than those in the aggy bonfire. 

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Posted
15 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

It's a shame the smartest man in the room just happened to be the stupidest. 

Chuckles and Herman. 

Let's all pray those names disappear faster than those in the aggy bonfire. 

WTF?  What a dumbass thing to say.

Posted
3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Listen guys, I'd like to say it's not his fault, because he's brain damaged. 

But he's not brain damaged, he's just really fucking stupid and does a fuck ton of drugs and is really fucking stupid. Had to be said twice. 

Is this the Spider2YBanana reincarnation?

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I guess I missed that line earlier, yeah, Spider says stupid shit, and that’s at the top of the list.

 

1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:

Is this the Spider2YBanana reincarnation?

 

That's William Bludworth to you, gentlemen. Until he goes on his next bender and comes back with a new incarnation as he moves closer and closer to a hybrid of dangersnax and NowThis.

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Posted
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Get fucked with your passive aggressive bullshit here. Some of us have dealt directly with the guy, and his boss, and every other part of the machine. Guys can get better at what they’re doing. You don’t get to retroactively use posts to talk shit about the current situation. The guy currently singing Harris’ praises was one of the biggest voices last summer about the guy’s issues, dummy. He just can’t go out and declare that the his audience at the time. Ironically, some of us were able to say something, and then we get to see this kind of shit for passing it on. 

In short, if you are thrown a fucking bone, we don’t need to hear how it tastes. 

So do you feel Harris has improved this year or is he same as last year but people are having to cover for him?

I am genuinely curious this isn't meant to be a "you said this back then and now what" I genuinely agree from some of the things you and others(including Bobby) were saying last year that he was in over his head.  I am not in the know by any means but multiple sources last year were pointing to Harris as an issue.

 

38 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Is this why you eat salsa with your bare hands like a toddler (or whatever CTJ is accusing you of I haven't followed it that closely)?

I was one of those people who thought Harris was incompetent. Or, at best, a biddable yes-man who tweeted eye emojis that did not actually seem to be related to recruiting.  And I don't think my sentiment was entirely unfounded. 

Now - yeah, you appear to be correct. I'm glad that Sark was able to see something in him and that the guy has gotten his shit together. I've said this a bunch of times, and I'll say it again at my peril, but I am fully in "trust the corches" mode when it comes to the Sark regime. If Sark was willing to let Glasscock go and put Harris in that role, dumb as it seemed to me at the time, that seems to have been the right call. 

Now don't go agreeing with Post Oak just yet.  A good coach/system can hide a myriad of flaws by making sure everything gets done or just telling people to do someone else's job for them.  

Posted

I think one of the unheralded aspect of our program, especially with the relaxed rules on assistants, is we are moving closer to a NFL style coaching staff. Where each position group has 1-2 assistants on top of the named position coach. There are a lot of teams that do this as well, but not every team in the SEC can afford it. It also helps that Kwiatowski has never shown signs of wanting to be a HC and having the OC/DC combo from a continuity standpoint is just the tits with pizza.

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Pretty sure PK has explicitly said he has no HC desires bc he doesn’t have the personality for it 

Does he have aspiration to be NFL DC?  That's about the only x-factor remaining that I could see.

Posted
22 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Does he have aspiration to be NFL DC?  That's about the only x-factor remaining that I could see.

He would likely take a pay cut. His currently salary at Texas $1.9 million, and most NFL DCs make around $1 million. Obviously guys like Vic Fangio make a lot more than that, but they've also been in the league forever. If he was killing himself on the recruiting trail then maybe. But I don't think that's the case either. 

Anything can happen, but I think we'll have PK for a few more seasons at least. 

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