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USA World Cup Match 4: Netherlands


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Ordinarily I'd tell @tx 3 putt to quit shitting up the thread with innocuous bullshit but this is different. 

I say everyone post whatever the fuck you want. Go do a line of ketamine. Set your neighbor's porch on fire. Take your pants off in a WalMart. 

We're gonna win this shit tomorrow. 

I'm starting to feel it. Deep down in my Pulisics. 

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1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Time to bring freedom to the Netherlands,  LFG!

Happy World Cup GIF by FIFA

This always brings a chuckle, but I like the idea of bringing freedom to a country that has weed shops, sometimes with shrooms, just out there to visit and then legalized prostitution, probably an 18 years of age drinking limit, if not younger…

Yep, the Dutch need a lesson in FREEDOM!!

That said, this is the weakest Dutch squad I’ve ever seen in any tournament (WC or Euros) and they supposedly have gone full aggy with the flu (probably a smoke screen for players entering the portal) and this is entirely winnable. 

Win this and we have 6 days to rest Sargent’s ankle and Christian’s abs/pelvis whatever. 
 

Vamos !!!

EDIT: Haji shouldn’t have been added to the roster.

Jesús, please make us believers. 🙏

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34 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

This always brings a chuckle, but I like the idea of bringing freedom to a country that has weed shops, sometimes with shrooms, just out there to visit and then legalized prostitution, probably an 18 years of age drinking limit, if not younger…

Yep, the Dutch need a lesson in FREEDOM!!

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11 minutes ago, Ben Ficus said:

Let's go!  A special shout out to all the USMNT peeps out there streaming U17 world cup matches and awful Concacaf U20 feeds over the years.  The investment is paying off!

All that wasted time finding Rangers feeds in 2017 to watch Emerson Hyndman...oh well.  

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3 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Full disclosure: I’m a soccer dumbass.

I know Netherlands is more highly ranked than US but put this into context: is the Alabama vs Ole Miss? Or Bama vs Old Dominion?

This is like.... 

Utah vs. Georgia at a neutral site. 

(not that I think the Netherlands is the best team)

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4 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Full disclosure: I’m a soccer dumbass.

I know Netherlands is more highly ranked than US but put this into context: is the Alabama vs Ole Miss? Or Bama vs Old Dominion?

Ole Miss vs Kentucky is probably closer.

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