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this thread title reminds to be juvenile and stupid. makes the entire board sound like whiny, petulant children. 

Chris Beard more likely than not beat a woman. He failed to adequately explain himself (for fear of criminal and civil liability), he likely lied to police, and is likely a piece of shit.

Its a great thread title and fits in nicely between the APD Mug Shut Photos and Does the Ass Take the Length?
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54 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

this thread title reminds to be juvenile and stupid. makes the entire board sound like whiny, petulant children. 

Well, we are all of those things. 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

this thread title reminds to be juvenile and stupid. makes the entire board sound like whiny, petulant children. 

maybe it should remind you to not get arrested for 3rd degree felony domestic violence

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It would be interesting to construct a continuum of worse and worse behavior and see what jobs Beard could get at various places on it.   He’d probably get a job at Ole Miss pretty high up on the scale.  Although we do know they won’t tolerate lying about multiple escorts hired using company resources.   Which makes you wonder if their priorities might be all messed up.  You’d be ok at Auburn not only with abuse of university resources but lying to the NCAA and major recruiting infractions.  Scaring your girlfriend half to death?  Ok at Ole Miss, unknown at Auburn, although I suspect if Pearl suddenly had had a meltdown Beard would have been in the mix.  Now what about gun violations?  Brandishing a loaded firearm at your SO.   That could get dicey for you. 

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5 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

So having a rim protector is a good idea for Ole Miss but not for Texas?

Yeah fuck that guy. 

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On 4/28/2023 at 5:05 AM, ClubWhatever said:

So having a rim protector is a good idea for Ole Miss but not for Texas?

 

11 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

 

 

 

On 4/28/2023 at 10:35 AM, Js1 said:

Yeah fuck that guy. 

 

I agree with @Js1

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9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

There was never clarity around what Beard did or didn’t do that fateful night, and for that reason this thread title is bs. 

My understanding was that after she knocked his glasses off, she kicked him in the nuts, after an argument about a prenuptial agreement. He left the house and came back to the cops being there waiting for him. 

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45 minutes ago, Deej said:

My understanding was that after she knocked his glasses off, she kicked him in the nuts, after an argument about a prenuptial agreement. He left the house and came back to the cops being there waiting for him. 

Then why isn’t that his public story?

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2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

There was never clarity around what Beard did or didn’t do that fateful night, and for that reason this thread title is bs. 

it's also just childish and indicates that we're all over here just super buttsore about chris beard teasing us with success and then immediately leaving us hanging. take the petty emotions out of it and just make it a regular old thread title. 

you know it's funny, because two equally popular opinions around here are "chris beard isn't our coach anymore, stop talking about him, who cares?!!" and "this thread title is awesome!!". if we really don't care about him then let's change this stupid thread title.

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Brett Bielema probably isn’t ACTUALLY a retard, but it’s alleged. Bob Stoops probably doesn’t ACTUALLY eat dicks…but it’s alleged. Craig James definitely killed 5 hookers though.

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12 hours ago, Deej said:

My understanding was that after she knocked his glasses off, she kicked him in the nuts, after an argument about a prenuptial agreement. He left the house and came back to the cops being there waiting for him. 

Your understanding is stupid and weetadid 

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10 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

it's also just childish and indicates that we're all over here just super buttsore about chris beard teasing us with success and then immediately leaving us hanging. take the petty emotions out of it and just make it a regular old thread title. 

you know it's funny, because two equally popular opinions around here are "chris beard isn't our coach anymore, stop talking about him, who cares?!!" and "this thread title is awesome!!". if we really don't care about him then let's change this stupid thread title.

Straight up fuck Chris Beard. He's a piece of shit. 

12 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

There was never clarity around what Beard did or didn’t do that fateful night, and for that reason this thread title is bs. 

FIFY 

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I feel like if we can have a thread title wondering whether Kevin Durant is a Longhorn, it is probably safe to have a thread title calling Chris Beard a piece of shit.

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11 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

it's also just childish and indicates that we're all over here just super buttsore about chris beard teasing us with success and then immediately leaving us hanging. take the petty emotions out of it and just make it a regular old thread title. 

you know it's funny, because two equally popular opinions around here are "chris beard isn't our coach anymore, stop talking about him, who cares?!!" and "this thread title is awesome!!". if we really don't care about him then let's change this stupid thread title.

What is your feeling on the popularity of the opinion “who cares what the thread title is?” because that describes me more than the two in your post. 

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14 hours ago, Deej said:

My understanding was that after she knocked his glasses off, she kicked him in the nuts, after an argument about a prenuptial agreement. He left the house and came back to the cops being there waiting for him. 

Sounds like he was the innocent victim.  How did he get arrested over that

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My understanding was that after she knocked his glasses off, she kicked him in the nuts, after an argument about a prenuptial agreement. He left the house and came back to the cops being there waiting for him. 

My understanding is that he thought his fiancee died years ago, but came back and had no memory. In fact, she was a key member of an international exotic car hijack ring. So Beard assembled his crew, or family, to take out this hijack ring. It ended with a scuffle at Beard’s house and police were called. But Beard lost part of his crew, including Gisselle and Han. Beard’s fiancee has now regained her memory and now they live happily ever after.
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1 hour ago, deech said:

The lengths some of you will go to defend the guy.  I'll never understand it.

what lengths? i'm sorry that being honest and objective about this situation doesn't end the way you want it to. she was drunk, he was sober; he tried to get away from her, she followed him from room to room; she attacked him and started the physical fight. he's literally the victim in everyone's eyes if he the woman and she's the man.

nobody here is even defending him putting his hands on her, he's a fucking idiot for that, and for not leaving her ass ages ago to begin with. but it's just blatant faux outrage to climb up on that pedestal and drag him as a despicable woman beater when that's just not reality. it's just going, "look at me and how virtuous i am! look at all of my outrage and praise me!" you can still think chris beard is a dumb piece of shit who fucked over his team and this program, because he is, and he did. that doesn't make him a domestic abuser or a woman beater. 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

what lengths? i'm sorry that being honest and objective about this situation doesn't end the way you want it to. she was drunk, he was sober; he tried to get away from her, she followed him from room to room; she attacked him and started the physical fight. he's literally the victim in everyone's eyes if he the woman and she's the man.

nobody here is even defending him putting his hands on her, he's a fucking idiot for that, and for not leaving her ass ages ago to begin with. but it's just blatant faux outrage to climb up on that pedestal and drag him as a despicable woman beater when that's just not reality. it's just going, "look at me and how virtuous i am! look at all of my outrage and praise me!" you can still think chris beard is a dumb piece of shit who fucked over his team and this program, because he is, and he did. that doesn't make him a domestic abuser or a woman beater. 

I'm not even gonna read all this shit you wrote here

But some dude wrote one sentence about "the lengths people will go to defend Beard"

And then you wrote TWO FULL PARAGRAPHS of gibberish that began "what lengths?"

My man...

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I sure wish I didn't have someone else quote someone I have on block because now I have read it.  Derka you write in defense like you were there and witnessed the entire event.  Then claim to be honest and objective.  

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25 minutes ago, deech said:

I sure wish I didn't have someone else quote someone I have on block because now I have read it.  Derka you write in defense like you were there and witnessed the entire event.  Then claim to be honest and objective.  

these facts are public. 

mill also never understand the flex of announcing that you have someone on ignore. it just makes you look weak minded and childish, but flex away.

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10 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I'm not even gonna read all this shit you wrote here

But some dude wrote one sentence about "the lengths people will go to defend Beard"

And then you wrote TWO FULL PARAGRAPHS of gibberish that began "what lengths?"

My man...

so you're not even going to read my post, but you're still going to respond to it, claim that it's all gibberish, and then admonish me for it. in four paragraphs. great stuff, as always. 

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i guess i'm going to have to keep making this same type of post until some of you gain some semblance of self awareness. 

y'all sit back and whine and cry over my very existence, but what do you bring to this board, or any discussion that takes place here? can a single poster here recall anything substantive or informative or even useful that either of you has ever posted here? i sure as hell can't.

but still you come here and you post, and when i respond to you in an earnest, german fashion, what do you do? you make whiny, woe is me posts that have zero to do with basketball or the thread subject, and instead just post to insult me and again, complain about my very existence. all while convincing yourselves that i'm a problem and you're not. how do you not see how pathetic, ironic, and self defeating that is? how do you rationalize your claims that i ruin this board when every post you make is some childish gripe about me or some ad hominem to me? grow the fuck up already.

if i'm such a pox upon this board then stop making every single one of your posts sis ga he tips bullshit that's all about me. you don't get to drive the thread there and then cry about it upon arrival. 

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i will never ever ever understand why or how so many of you go out of your way to insult me, to make the thread all about me, to not even post about the thread subject, and then to convince yourselves that *I* ruin this board. you're driving me fucking insane. stop posting about me. post about the fucking thread.

 

@MotownHorn i swear to god i will name you in my suicide note. your incessant belittling posts make me want to die. i fucking hate you and your existence which seems to be solely driven by being a piece of shit to me when all i'm trying to do is talk sports. you're an absolute piece of shit. stop posting about me. just fucking stop it. grow the fuck uo and leavee alone, for the love of fucking GOD. this isn't a game asshole. if i'm not starting shit with you. then just fucking leave me alone. GOD DAMN IT.

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4 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

i will never ever ever understand why or how so many of you go out of your way to insult me, to make the thread all about me, to not even post about the thread subject, and then to convince yourselves that *I* ruin this board. you're driving me fucking insane. stop posting about me. post about the fucking thread.

 

@MotownHorn i swear to god i will name you in my suicide note. your incessant belittling posts make me want to die. i fucking hate you and your existence which seems to be solely driven by being a piece of shit to me when all i'm trying to do is talk sports. you're an absolute piece of shit. stop posting about me. just fucking stop it. grow the fuck uo and leavee alone, for the love of fucking GOD. this isn't a game asshole. if i'm not starting shit with you. then just fucking leave me alone. GOD DAMN IT.

Shadow, I genuinely enjoy your presence here, but I am, again, worried about your mental health. I suggest you step away for a few days and try to focus on something else. It's not worth it to get yourself so worked up. Take care of yourself. 

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9 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

i will never ever ever understand why or how so many of you go out of your way to insult me, to make the thread all about me, to not even post about the thread subject, and then to convince yourselves that *I* ruin this board. you're driving me fucking insane. stop posting about me. post about the fucking thread.

 

@MotownHorn i swear to god i will name you in my suicide note. your incessant belittling posts make me want to die. i fucking hate you and your existence which seems to be solely driven by being a piece of shit to me when all i'm trying to do is talk sports. you're an absolute piece of shit. stop posting about me. just fucking stop it. grow the fuck uo and leavee alone, for the love of fucking GOD. this isn't a game asshole. if i'm not starting shit with you. then just fucking leave me alone. GOD DAMN IT.

Brother take a few deep breaths, I can promise you it is not that serious.  Silly opinions and insults on a board are only that, it's just banter.  Don't let this affect who you are in the real outside.  When you come to the awakening that no one here can actually hurt you, you'll be alright.

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This is some seriously off behavior for a Sunday morning.  It's not actually personal, Derka.  Take the advice ^^^^^, step away, breathe deep, maybe get some sun.  

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Derka. You are a good analyst of college basketball and I use your posts to inform my opinions, but you are not suited to the message board format.

Set up an email newsletter and I’ll subscribe to it, but you do not do well in a conversational medium.

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34 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Guys, it’s been 20 years.  He’s not going to change and advice like “don’t take it so seriously” isn’t going to do anything.  Just don’t engage.

 

DO NOT SKIP THIS POST. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, READ THIS SHIT, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. 

seriously, it's this. it's so simple. if i'm not fucking with you or starting shit with you, don't fuck with me. if i'm talking basketball then talk basketball right back. but if you know that i'm actually sick, and you know that pushing my buttons can get me to explode, then why do you do it? if you seriously hate it when a thread "gets derka'd" then why would you choose to exclusively be combative and insulting when posting towards me? it just makes no sense.

from the outside looking in you say, "jesus derka, nothing that motown said is that serious, take a chill pill." but you're not the board pariah. you're not a person who, no matter how much he's changed, and no matter how much he avoids starting shit with other people, can't seem to avoid the shit because it's coming at him from all directions, day after day after day. i can promise you that i followed you around being a combative asshole like motown does with me then you too would get really fucking sick of it.

and yes, i am sick. go ahead and thank god that you don't have what i have.and while you're at it, try and appreciate how much i've changed. i shouldn't have to avoid this place altogether for the sake of my mental health. again, if i were being combative and insulting and starting fights with people then yeah, this probably isn't the place for me. but i don't come here for that. i come here for the same reasons that most of you do. i'm here to talk hoops, and i keep it that way. as i keep saying, if you see me talking shit/starting shit then call me on it. if not, then don't bring that bullshit to my doorstep, and especially day after day after day after day, motown (and others).

finally, i am beyond sick and tired of the "if you run into assholes all day then you're the asshole" attitude of this board. you know who runs into assholes all day? kids who get bullied. they walk down the hall with their head down, they don't start trouble, they don't seek out the people who don't like them, they stay in their lane, but that's not enough. some Buzz-from-Home-Alone looking motherfucker always has to fuck with them, to spill their lunch tray, to trip them in the hallway, to talk shit to them when they're just minding their own business. and you can bet your ass that Buzz has a gang of combative, regarded snickering, juvenile assholes with him, just frothing at the mouth to see the show. but hey, according to you guys, the kid getting bullied is the asshole, right? right??

BOTTOM LINE: I am sick. it's a fact.  my quality of life is zero. i have serious physical and mental health issues. my time left on this earth is limited. i do not expect to even be alive two years from today. every single one of you knows this. so why fuck with me? if i start shit with you or talk shit to you, then i'm the asshole, and you should call me on it, every time. but if you go out of your way to fuck with me, to be combative, to be insulting, to exclusively engage some with ad hominem personal bullshit, which many if you do, then you are an asshole of epic proportions, with the brain of a 12 year old. stop convincing yourself that you aren't the problem. leave me the fuck alone if i'm not fucking with you, and watch how all of the "derka'd" threads magically disappear. seriously. stop going out of your way to fuck with me. keep it on topic. fucking hell. 

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33 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Derka. You are a good analyst of college basketball and I use your posts to inform my opinions, but you are not suited to the message board format.

Set up an email newsletter and I’ll subscribe to it, but you do not do well in a conversational medium.

i do just fine when people don't seek me out for confrontation on a daily basis. also, people gave me this same advice years ago, so i left shaggy and started a blog. guess what happened? people from shaggy immediately found out about the blog and came over en masse to leave terrible comments for me. but i guess that was my fault too, right? i quit the blog after a week. 

this is my stance from here on out, and it should be pretty clear by now: i you see me being insulting or combative then call me on it. but if i'm. it being an asshole to you, and i'm just talking sports, then a)don't be an asshole to me, and b)don't tell me, "hey derka, i know you're like the biggest UT Hoops fam ever, but we're gonna need you to permanently leave the biggest UT Hoops message board in the world, be wise honest to god we all just can't stop fucking with you, and that's bad for your mental health, so, you gotta go." no, no i dont. 

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