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51 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

McCarthy needs to have Trump come in and declare him Speaker of the House after saying that the voting was rigged.

The voting is rigged. The nominee is supposed to negotiate, give concessions, and make promises to secure enough votes to ensure victory. McCarthy is the first dumbass in 100 years to not be able to do that before his first ballot.

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13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1) McCarthy eventually wears the HFC down, and wins (very unlikely).

2) There is a "compromise" candidate like Scalise that both the McCarthy crowd and the HFC get behind.  Unlikely, but if such "compromise" candidate exists, his tenure will be heavy on the HFC agenda (of shit-flinging).

3) The GQP never can get their shit straight, and 6+ of them break away and vote for a moderate "compromise" candidate with the Dems.  Probably not likely.

4) stalemate, no speaker elected this Congress.  Fucking possible.

5) something completely batshit insane that nobody could have predicted.  This is a near certainty.

 

6)  Handful of GOP'ers in Biden districts switch teams.  Speaker Jeffries, everyone.

 

Yeah, it's not likely at all, but hell, would it surprise anyone at this point?

 

 

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5 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

The voting is rigged. The nominee is supposed to negotiate, give concessions, and make promises to secure enough votes to ensure victory. McCarthy is the first dumbass in 100 years to not be able to do that before his first ballot.

Not to defend spineless fascist sympathizing McCarthy, but he did give concessions. He did make promises. He literally made every fucking concession and promise possible, including allowing 5 lunatics to call to vote him out for speaker WHENEVER he did something they disliked. And when he did that, they still voted No, and responded with "All we want is for you to not be speaker. " That twat couldn't have made more promises and concessions if he literally put his head between his legs, gaped his own butthole, and said he was ready to take all comers. The problem is, the HFC all came and then laughed and walked off. 

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1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

It is truly ironic when current-day Republicans claim they are the party of Frederick Douglass and reconstruction.

i love the whole trump narrative of "i bet you didn't know that [insert black person here] was actually a republican."  it's a sure sign that whatever fact was just spurted out was likely learned in the last 24 hours.

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Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

6)  Handful of GOP'ers in Biden districts switch teams.  Speaker Jeffries, everyone.

 

Yeah, it's not likely at all, but hell, would it surprise anyone at this point?

 

 

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2 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Watching cspan and wishing the House members were obligated to wear their special interest/corporate logos on their clothing. 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Murdoch could do us all a favor and fucking die already

Isn't the son as bad -- or worse?

 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

x-post from fake congressman thread

 

"Where's Waldo Santos?"

 

36 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I think santos did too

 

It's George Santos Weaver-McKelvey

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2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It truly is a bizarre part of history how that switch happened.

 

2 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

No, the bizarre part is that some people buy it

Exactly, the racist, homophobic, white, male Dixiecrats simply changed political parties. None of their ideology changed.

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20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ll be supremely disappointed if this circus ends without someone on the house floor being called a usurper. 

Rep. Olaf would now like to sing, "My love for you is like a truck, usurper.  Would you like some making fuck, usurper!"  

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3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

So what was the reason for dumping Gym for Donalds?  It's hard to keep up with this thread.

Also, assuming no "present" votes how many votes does Donalds need to deny McCarthy again?

Already up to 7 for Donalds through the C's.  Not looking good for Kevin -- ETA per C-Span I guess the number was 7.

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3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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"Where's Waldo Santos?"

 

It's George Santos Weaver-McKelvey

Joking aside, his preferred name is Anthony Devolder (Middle name + Mom's maiden name).  Recent reporting has indicated that he can't stand "George" and his family didn't even call him that.

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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Not to defend spineless fascist sympathizing McCarthy, but he did give concessions. He did make promises. He literally made every fucking concession and promise possible, including allowing 5 lunatics to call to vote him out for speaker WHENEVER he did something they disliked. And when he did that, they still voted No, and responded with "All we want is for you to not be speaker. " That twat couldn't have made more promises and concessions if he literally put his head between his legs, gaped his own butthole, and said he was ready to take all comers. The problem is, the HFC all came and then laughed and walked off. 

Specifically he gave them their two biggest things and they seemed to have an agreement.

Then HFC showed up yesterday morning with a longer list of demands. They never negotiated in good faith. 

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

Specifically he gave them their two biggest things and they seemed to have an agreement.

Then HFC showed up yesterday morning with a longer list of demands. They never negotiated in good faith. 

The HFC is everything the GOP says about The Squad. 

Too extreme, won’t compromise, can’t govern, doesn’t negotiate in good faith. Absolute children masquerading as grown adults 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

There have to be some R’s in very very moderate districts, barely holding their seats. They should vote for Jeffries 

It will be a Republican like Upton. Someone upthread said there are 18 Rs who represent districts that Biden won - those are the ones who will get things started. 

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Just now, The Dog said:

It will be a Republican like Upton. Someone upthread said there are 18 Rs who represent districts that Biden won - those are the ones who will get things started. 

Someone like Upton would not only be 500000% better than McCarthy, but he’s also friends with Biden. 

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Bergman and Buck went from McCarthy to not voting.

6th straight L on the way

They might vote at the end when the call the names of those who didn't vote. Their votes won't matter, but it will be interesting to see how they do vote, if they do. 

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11 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

So what was the reason for dumping Gym for Donalds?  It's hard to keep up with this thread.

Also, assuming no "present" votes how many votes does Donalds need to deny McCarthy again?

Just 5. It's amazing that they keep voting, like McCarthy is going to swing 15 votes. Even if he changes the rules so a single member can call for his removal, he's not going to get 15 of them on his side.

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13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Specifically he gave them their two biggest things and they seemed to have an agreement.

Then HFC showed up yesterday morning with a longer list of demands. They never negotiated in good faith

Poor GOP. Having a taste of their own medicine. 

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16 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

So what was the reason for dumping Gym for Donalds?  It's hard to keep up with this thread.

Also, assuming no "present" votes how many votes does Donalds need to deny McCarthy again?

 

3 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Just 5. It's amazing that they keep voting, like McCarthy is going to swing 15 votes. Even if he changes the rules so a single member can call for his removal, he's not going to get 15 of them on his side.

if there are no presents, it's 5 (222 -> 217).  if that one woman (r) keeps voting present, then it's 433 total which means 217 takes it, which means he would have to lose 6.  of course if the present is an r (like it has been), then it's 5 additional besides her (222 -> 216).

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51 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

For everyone that complains about the 2 party system and pines for European style parliamentary representation … this has kind of de facto turned into that shit show.  Not having a government (sometimes for months or years in Europe) until someone forms a coalition with the Boebert types to get a majority - good times!

Actually this kind of thing is on the road to what we need. Our "first past the post" system made sense in the 1700s but is completely broken today. It forces people to pick 1 of 2 parties who may not align with their beliefs because if they Cote their belief (i.e. Green Party) they'll just help elect the polar opposite that will do the opposite of what they want. Also right now reps from the republican party have to cater to the extremes or else get primaried, and if a Democratic candidate is too liberal they can't get out of the primaries. It just doesn't work. 

Three of the best functioning democracies on the planet are Sweden, Norway, and Finland. All 3 have different systems but all three use a variation of a Plurality/Majority and Proportional Representation mix. There's a better system that can be adapted from these for the US but it would be good for the American people and reduce profit margins for Corporate America so it won't happen. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Chooky said:

When that fat lady from Florida went up there I was hoping she'd start singing. It would've been very symbolic.

Its not over until the honorable gentlewoman from florida slams a dozen baconators and a two liter bottle of mountain dew. 

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4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

if there are no presents, it's 5 (222 -> 217).  if that one woman (r) keeps voting present, then it's 433 total which means 217 takes it, which means he would have to lose 6.  of course if the present is an r (like it has been), then it's 5 additional besides her (222 -> 216).

It's happening?

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3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Kevin has spent years degrading himself in order to condition for this kind of humiliation. It's like a version of shame cross training. He's now impervious to embarrassment. I respect him for it. He now has the power to lay on his back on the house floor and light his farts while the next round of votes are tallied. That's how powerful he has become. 

Yeah, he's out there looking like losing 6 times in 2 days is his fetish.

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