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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

The Framchise !

 

Just now, rvm96 said:

The Franchise!

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Dollar dogs and no fucking hitters!

I’m here to jinx the no no.  Fuk the stros.  Go rangers 

Appreciate it bitch. Now fuck off.
Just now, runthebone said:

Faced the minimum.  Wow.

1 BB away from a perfect game.

Pretty f'n sweet

 

I’m here to jinx the no no.  Fuk the stros.  Go rangers 
Hey @Pato del Muerto come get your boyfriend you crybaby bitch lol

Stella got her groove back.

 

Framber is a warrior.  I have enjoyed his competitive nature.

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The gear bulks him up 

not trolling again, but he’s getting another year 

He should get on gear turn that fat into mass.//////////////////

Julia saw the no hitter coming and dressed to impress for her no hitter interview

Congrats Valdez!  Prediction  at the beginning of the year him or garcia would throw a No-no.  

93 pitches, a walk away from a perfect game, and faced the minimum.  Awesome.

Did I hear that DK's no-hitter was only 83 pitches?  Holy shit, I didn't remember that.

5 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

No pinch hitter??? 

I thought for sure he was going to get snake bit when ford mentioned “and here is a .136 hitter. Who is only starting after a late scratch….”

I mean Diaz hasn't caught a no hitter....Mashitty has like what 15 now?

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m here to jinx the no no.  Fuk the stros.  Go rangers 

eat a bag of chocolate dicks loser

15 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m here to jinx the no no.  Fuk the stros.  Go rangers 

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2 minutes ago, WBT said:

93 pitches, a walk away from a perfect game, and faced the minimum.  Awesome.

Did I hear that DK's no-hitter was only 83 pitches?  Holy shit, I didn't remember that.

Apparently all you need is a ridiculous curveball. 

Maybe the dugout needs to tell him to hit a batter more often. 
 

He was slinging it tonight. 

LFG!!! 

Honestly, I don't see us losing another game.

I switched to Netflix after Tucker’s RBI single. Watched two episodes of Suits. I’m not sure I’ve ever meant this more than right now.

FML.  

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I mean Diaz hasn't caught a no hitter....Mashitty has like what 15 now?

 

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

I switched to Netflix after Tucker’s RBI single. Watched two episodes of Suits. I’m not sure I’ve ever meant this more than right now.

FML.  

ATTSN replay at 11.

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Looks like Sarah’s on the Maldy train. 

Night and day from his last start. Maybe he needs a Verlander in the rotation to up his game or take the pressure of being the stopper off his back. He was dealing tonight.

Suck a fat, coke can sized cock aggy I mean rangers 
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I sense a lot of Rangers fans felt a little anal pucker today. 

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

I sense a lot of Rangers fans felt a little anal pucker today. 

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1 minute ago, Overlord said:

I sense a lot of Rangers fans felt a little anal pucker today. 

 Visitors to the state of Texas tonight got a total of 3 hits in two games that took a combined 4:04 to play.

 

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Sounds pretty good, especially once Framber and Javier are unfucked.

Consider Framber unfucked, moron.

 Visitors to the state of Texas tonight got a total of 3 hits in two games that took a combined 4:04 to play.
 
ALC rules!

Puro pinche Framberlamps!

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