2023 Houston Astros Thread

[MirrOlure 14576]

Chas waiting on his order of chicken wings?

[kevwun 15572]

Boy, this is a shitshow.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Only if we all would have posted super positive today this wouldn’t have happened! 

[hornmpa96 2597]

WTF was that

[Horn80 6054]

Burnt toast

[Macklemore 2904]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

There's just something toxic about MMP

Scrub anything associated with Drayton. Remove the train and change up the facade of the stadium

Edited October 24, 2023 by Macklemore

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

That ball was in the air for half an hour.  Why couldn't anyone catch the god damn thing?

[UTEX_ME 4752]

What a bunch of entitled losers. Can’t win at your home ballpark 

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

What did Maldonado say about game 7? We’re Houston? How about play great and not this fucking trash. 

Wasn't him that said that

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Mitch garver has owned us. MITCH GARVER. The biggest jag on their team.

[tx 3 putt 75959]

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Chas waiting on his order of chicken wings?

then doesn’t throw it into 2nd 

[cabowabo 4446]

That was Chas’ ball. 

[utxmike05 1825]

Lmao. Here. We. Go. 

[Welch 635]

Relax everyone.  We’re Houston.  Dubon told us.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just now, rvm96 said:

Wasn't him that said that

Was it pena or dubon? One of those Spanish guys said it.

[cabowabo 4446]

Great job Javier. 

1/3 of an inning.  Lulz. 

[David Dennison 18487]

Man. 

A third of an inning from your game 7 starter.

Wow.

[Lat22 3974]

I’m not surprised. 

[Gut Wagon 8051]

It is what it is. Maybe we lose 22-0. Maybe we win 13-7. I'll watch and see. 

[Dnaguy 11704]

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

There's just something toxic about MMP

You mean dusty baker 

[Macklemore 2904]

PULL JAVIER NOW 

[perfectchaos007 6573]

Dusty'd. He has never won a game 7 for a reason

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

“Let’s get to sherzer early” 

after watching this sherzer is gonna go 7 innings of dominant baseball. Whatever we hope for with this team goes opposite.

[BrazilHorn 6575]

Hi Dusty, Time to wake up. Your pitcher cannot find strike zone and is getting killed.

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

That was Chas’ ball. 

Dubon catches it.

[Mo Horn 8779]

Why the fuck do we not go with France or Brown? Maton is not who should be coming in... although I'm guessing it won't matter. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Man. 

A third of an inning from your game 7 starter.

Wow.

And this is the guy that was the most dominant postseason pitcher we had. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

I honestly didn’t see that coming from Javier

[UTexasFight 9362]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Scherzer is going to be on the ropes relatively early.

the game is going to hinge on whether we get a key multi-run hit with runners that are his responsibility (probably around the time Abreu or Brantley are up a 2nd time) or whether we let them get off the hook. 

Did I say Scherzer?

oops.

 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Great job Javier. 

1/3 of an inning.  Lulz. 

so much for a good start

[Horn80 6054]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

That was Chas’ ball. 

He was busy watching Brant.

[cabowabo 4446]

Maybe Scherzer will freeze up in the dugout. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

“Let’s get to sherzer early” 

after watching this sherzer is gonna go 7 innings of dominant baseball. Whatever we hope for with this team goes opposite.

I hope he no-hits our ass.  If we're going to shit the bed, do it in style.

[MirrOlure 14576]

So now, going into next year, our pitching staff is lead by a guy who’s a few short years away from collecting Social Security, and a bunch of lilly livered pussies….

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Why the fuck do we not go with France or Brown? Maton is not who should be coming in... although I'm guessing it won't matter. 

I think we’re past that. We might not even score tonight. It’s one of those games at the worst possible time.

[Slacks 6787]

3-0 top of the 1st. 

Dusty and Maldonado have failed. /surl

[tx 3 putt 75959]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

“Let’s get to sherzer early” 

after watching this sherzer is gonna go 7 innings of dominant baseball. Whatever we hope for with this team goes opposite.

he can throw more strikes with a 3 run lead 

[WBT 20376]

DP here

[cabowabo 4446]

There is no reason at all to continue with fatass behind the plate. We’re gonna need some offense tonight. 

[HtownHorn 14395]

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Mitch garver has owned us. MITCH GARVER. The biggest jag on their team.

Mitch Garver is their Diaz, but better. The Rangers don't play in any JAGS in their lineup. Their pitching outside of 4 guys is JAGS.

[UTexasFight 9362]

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Why the fuck do we not go with France or Brown? Maton is not who should be coming in... although I'm guessing it won't matter. 

He’s using maton to get to brown (who is up in the pen but needs longer to get loose)

Edited October 24, 2023 by UTexasFight

[oh_snap 692]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Why the fuck do we not go with France or Brown? Maton is not who should be coming in... although I'm guessing it won't matter. 

Don’t disagree. My guess is those guys have longer warm up routines and one will come in for the 2nd. 
maton needs to get us 2 outs

[WBT 20376]

Huge K

[UTexasFight 9362]

Just now, cabowabo said:

There is no reason at all to continue with fatass behind the plate. We’re gonna need some offense tonight. 

And maybe a CS or two 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

An out !!!!!!!!!

[At Ease 44]

Camera pans to Bergman and Peña while talking about Astros ability to score.

[Mo Horn 8779]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

He’s using maton to get to brown who needs longer to get loose

 

Just now, oh_snap said:

Don’t disagree. My guess is those guys have longer warm up routines and one will come in for the 2nd. 
maton needs to get us 2 outs

Fair point

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

[HOOKEM4 5007]

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Great job Javier. 

1/3 of an inning.  Lulz. 

Should have been 2/3 to be fair. 

[Smax 3799]

How can such an experienced team come into these last 2 games so mentally weak