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36 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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https://www.bannersociety.com/2019/9/9/20856722/iowa-iowa-state-rivalry-el-assico

 

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"To start, we're not playin' with a full deck"  

 

That article is greatness!

I see now!

This game is like being in a whorehouse and not being able to get an erection.

There's beauty all around you but you cannot participate in any of the fun!

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2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 

Jack Trice Stadium. Iowa -3.5.

 

Why do you watch? You watch for punts. You watch for fumbles. You watch for senseless penalties. You watch for unforced mental lapses. You watch for football to hit new depths of shit. You watch for hate. You watch for b-roll footage of farm equipment.

 

Go Clones.

What about the point shaving?

 

Go Clones

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I've been to two Iowa State-Texas games at Iowa State.  Great people - friendly bunch.  Although Ames isn't much to write home about, ISU has a very nice campus. Iowa has a nice campus too, and both are far better than UT.

This game is an abomination though and you'd have to pay me to watch it.  

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3 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

That article is greatness!

I see now!

This game is like being in a whorehouse and not being able to get an erection.

There's beauty all around you but you cannot participate in any of the fun!

Sounds like bedlam, but only on our side. I call it El Shitty.

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17 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I got Iowa st 9 on 3 field goals to Iowa 5 with one field goal and a super impressive safety. For a barn burner classic from the corn fields of iowa.

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The Iowa safety would be Isu snapping the ball out of their own end zone on purpose with 10 seconds left to get a free kick rather than risk a punt block. 

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10 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I can’t think of one exciting player to come out of both Iowa schools combined in the last 20 years besides George kittle and Ricky Davis

I’ll throw Hockenson out there. TEs are about as exciting as it gets for Iowa. 

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7 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

I've been to two Iowa State-Texas games at Iowa State.  Great people - friendly bunch.  Although Ames isn't much to write home about, ISU has a very nice campus. Iowa has a nice campus too, and both are far better than UT.

This game is an abomination though and you'd have to pay me to watch it.  

I submit that the French maid in Clue is the sexist woman ever in a mainstream movie. 

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