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Me waiting for the clock to run out before halftime! 
 

Regroup guys and come out swinging! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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  • So we are bitching that we beat a ranked team, with our backup QB, while losing our RT, going up against a 5th year QB, in a game reffed by douche bag Mar in which once again we had both more penalty

  • Y’all chill. TCU blows  we will beat their asses 30-23

  • If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong.  Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. 

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Just now, Rimbo said:

Well, yeah. Because we were in the red zone and made a boneheaded play call to NOT KICK THE FIELD GOAL.

yeah it would be a 2 possession game if we kick the field goal, oh wait

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Murphy missing worthy fucked up the entire end of half.  Called an easy pass, it was there, and he missed it. Can we, or sark, trust Murphy after his last 3-4 throws were all way behind open receivers?

We just need to settle him (and the d) down at half. We let ourselves get rattled by a missed call. We calm down, and we can get back to dominating. 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


because this isn't a penalty

 

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The real 12th man is Kevin Mar’s crew

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Surly: "I don't feel good about this game - I think we lose this one. K State is really good"

*Texas up 10 at half*

Surly: "Sark is a fucking fraud. Fire him and find someone that can go wire to wire ranked 1st in the country every season"

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

if KState can block 2 or 3 more punts we might be in trouble.

True and his end of the half beginning of the second half game management can still be maddening.

If MM officially has the yips, it is Arch time. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

We need a thread just for the pussy ass negative Nancy whiners. Jesus Christ. What a beating. Don’t think y’all even like Texas

I created one. They didn't take the bait so here we are.

4 minutes ago, Ashylarry said:

Has anyone started the Arch Manning Should Starts thread?

 

 

They need to be thinking about getting Manning some snaps. Forget his redshirt, get him ready for the stretch run. Maalik is very good, but not the star caliber it takes to with a Natty. Gotta be Ewers or Manning to end this season

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


because this isn't a penalty

 

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God that play made me ragey. That's how know the Rig12 is in effect 

We have a 10-point lead and a lights out D.  They have an uphill battle.  We got this.

Sark had at least 2 drives to put this game away and the POS did not do it and Malik missing a wide open Xavier did not help!

We looked like typical Texas regardless of who’s QB. We’ve jumped on some teams and looked playoff worthy only to allow horribad coaching calls that have yet to work this entire year being 3-1726162 on 4th down.   We’ve also looked like typical Texas allowing weak teams to get back in the game that we should be blowing out.  I truly believe a diet of Brooks Baxter Blue and Krob on the edges until their slow secondaries creep and then deep prayers to AM and worthy is all you need.  We can 3-4yard them to death and crush this defense. But sark gonna sark 

We need a thread just for the pussy ass negative Nancy whiners. Jesus Christ. What a beating. Don’t think y’all even like Texas
I sweatergawd some posters are closet aggy
1 minute ago, JGrayDBU said:

I started watching at 10-0 and it is now 17-7, so I'm not doing bad, unless you count the incredible difference in our head coaching decisions. 

Coincidental - he doesn’t coach the last few minutes of the half any different. The best coaches do. 

Based on game play and stat-o-metrics or whatever, going for it on 4th and fieldgoal might make sense. But Sark needs to factor in that we are constantly getting fucked by refs and we should just take every point we have in our grasp.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

They need to be thinking about getting Manning some snaps. Forget his redshirt, get him ready for the stretch run. Maalik is very good, but not the star caliber it takes to with a Natty. Gotta be Ewers or Manning to end this season

Redshirt isn’t an issue. Fuck you for using “natty”.

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Just now, ousux said:
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:
We need a thread just for the pussy ass negative Nancy whiners. Jesus Christ. What a beating. Don’t think y’all even like Texas

I sweatergawd some posters are closet aggy

I’ve said for years that at times, our fanbase is no different from aggy. Just wearing different colors. 

All any of us want is a fairly called game.  It is beyond disappointing that we can’t get that in this dog shit fucking conference.  That blatantly missed call is what swung the momentum, you could feel it happen. 
 

 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I really don't get why Sark doesn't take the points. Is our kicker hurt?

He’s a fucking poon.   Build the mountain higher.   Fuck going for it.   

Murphy is 5-13 since starting 7-8 and has 1 pick. He's made 2 more turnover worthy throws and plenty of off target passes. That's the difference in this game more than 1 missed PI which should have been a TD with a better throw. 

Malik should have three picks in the first half, yet you turn down points again on 4th. 
 

Stupid Fucking Steve 

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

They need to be thinking about getting Manning some snaps. Forget his redshirt, get him ready for the stretch run. Maalik is very good, but not the star caliber it takes to with a Natty. Gotta be Ewers or Manning to end this season

Arch can play 4 games before he burns his shirt. 

Sark is allowing pride to impact his decision making. He can't stand being seen as an offensive guru yet having the 120th ranked red zone offense so he foregoes taking the ideal play for maintaining the highest probability of winning a game (taking the field goal to go up 20-0) in order to attempt to get a touchdown to improve his rating and perception. This second half needs to be absolutely run heavy as Malik is fringing on breaking down mentally and we were doing great running in the first half.

 

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

They need to be thinking about getting Manning some snaps. Forget his redshirt, get him ready for the stretch run. Maalik is very good, but not the star caliber it takes to with a Natty. Gotta be Ewers or Manning to end this season

No, christ. You don't bring in Manning unless MM gets hurt or the game is out of reach. What if Manning struggles in his first moment as a true freshman in a big game? You're fucked.

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3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

The only Texas they know is the Texas that has beaten them their whole careers.

All that matters today, is what they have seen this year to give them encouragement.

2 minutes ago, ousux said:
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:
We need a thread just for the pussy ass negative Nancy whiners. Jesus Christ. What a beating. Don’t think y’all even like Texas

I sweatergawd some posters are closet aggy

Bingo

3rd down before the 4th down fuckup, both of our guards blocking like scared fucking bitches is the most disappointing thing in this game so far.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Me waiting for the clock to run out before halftime! 
 

Regroup guys and come out swinging! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

He’s a fucking poon.   Build the mountain higher.   Fuck going for it.   

Fucking seriously. I don't give a fuck that we're up by 10. We could be up by 13. 

Watching how masterful Bochy was in leading the Rangers to a title makes it that much harder to watch Sark and his decision making.  

And why the hell doesnt MM run the ball on short yardage plays with obvious lanes.   They’ve been there.  Take them. 

I mean at least we’re not down to a team like Rutgers at half

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6 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

if KState can block 2 or 3 more punts we might be in trouble.

If Jackie Daytona Lance St. Louis blocks someone we might have a chance

8 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

On 3rd and 4th down Texas is 1-8

ksu is 1-7

It is a fucking pillow fight that we need to win. Damn Achilles heal. 

Just now, BabaYaga said:

And why the hell doesnt MM run the ball on short yardage plays with obvious lanes.   They’ve been there.  Take them. 

Cuz he’s not a runner. And more importantly, can’t risk injury. 

How to snatch defeat from jaws of victory by Steve Sarkisian. A tale of two halves. 

Mistakes we expect from Sark but we winning. 

QB looks rattled.

 

This is where the coaches need to earn their paychecks bc KState is Def going to make adjustments

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

And why the hell doesnt MM run the ball on short yardage plays with obvious lanes.   They’ve been there.  Take them. 

According to posters he's the slowest man alive 

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

I mean at least we’re not down to a team like Rutgers at half

Let’s go Rutgers! Not sure I ever have typed that on surly but let’s fucking go! 

I am not going to gripe about the play calling in the red zone. If you listen to Sark, he tells you it is about us. That is his mindset in his play calling. This team needs to learn to finish in the red zone. That being said I would love to have the points… especially given MM’s state of mind at the end of the half.

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

And why the hell doesnt MM run the ball on short yardage plays with obvious lanes.   They’ve been there.  Take them. 

 

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

And why the hell doesnt MM run the ball on short yardage plays with obvious lanes.   They’ve been there.  Take them. 

MM has been injured for like 4 years. If he runs he’s broken

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