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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Saw something that said it was glass from teleprompter that hit him not one of the shots but can’t find anything.


he doenst use a fucking teleprompter 😂😂😂

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

You mean the year he couldn't get more votes than Hillary Clinton? That energized?

Popular vote means shit. Come on now.

The year he got the right votes in the right places to win. 

1 minute ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Maybe this will lead to some common sense gun reform

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@PenelopeWitherspoon what are you not a Christopher Walken/Stephen King/Dead Zone fan. I will even pay for you to rent it. Grow the fuck up.

1 minute ago, UTGrad98 said:

Trump is now a war hero

Did they shoot him in the bone spur? 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I still can't believe they stood him up and propped him up in the middle of the stage like that. And all stood there for a good 10 seconds or so. Sounds like the shooter was down at that point, but how could they have known how many there were?

Yeah, politics and conspiracy theories aside.  Why would you standup the target like that when you still aren't sure the shooter has been taken down?  You either smother it with your bodies or you lower it and shuffle it to an embankment/cover position?  I'm sure we'll be unpacking this for years, but of all the Secret Service guys I know, I've near heard one of them say, "Yeah, if anything happens to an asset...we totally foist them up like a participation trophy in front of the shooter who we haven't yet located."  But here we down the Rabbit Hole...

Just now, dieucla98 said:

Popular vote means shit. Come on now.

The year he got the right votes in the right places to win. 

That's not really indicative of an energized base, though.

1 minute ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Maybe this will lead to some common sense gun reform

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25 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Now do we name a U.S. Navy ship after him?

That's my former congresswoman Gabby Giffords, she was nearly killed in a gunman attack in Tucson years ago

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Wait..

 

if it was shots, why is no one running anywhere? The crowd is just watching it like a movie

 

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bolsonaro pulled the same shit with a “stabbing” and they have the same people involved on their campaigns. Y’all do the math. But yea, he won.

 

So you both believe this was completely orchestrated by the Trump campaign?

No one is more upset than Melania. So close ! 

Maybe this will lead to some common sense gun reform

Nah, the right has been begging for any reason for more violence.

I will say, a maga would’ve got’em 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

I will say, a maga would’ve got’em 

Naw I think they'd miss far right 

5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Saw something that said it was glass from teleprompter that hit him not one of the shots but can’t find anything.

He will definitely say he was shot

Is he:
a) wearing a BLM shirt?
b) wearing an ANTIFA shirt?
c) a Messican?

Probably a Magat who lost his entire life savings to Trump.
6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

We are definitely getting President Dumbfuck round 2 (trump, as Biden is sadly now a dumbuck too).  The question is will we end up with King Trump?

It didn't work out that way for racist bigot George Wallace. Or Gerald Ford. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Oh a plot twist and radical right wingers may not have seen coming….interdasting. 

 

 

Someone on the other thread mentioned this will galvanize his voters and the base—the base is tapped out. The base was voting for him 100% before this happened. You’re already getting the base numbers in the polls.

It's never about the base numbers and polls.  It's about how many of those people will get off their ass to vote.  This will get more of them to the polls.  That's a guarantee.  And we have Joe, who only sounds like he's been shot in the head.  

2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

That's my former congresswoman Gabby Giffords, she was nearly killed in a gunman attack in Tucson years ago

Yep! She should never have had a ship named after her.

Just now, Chopper said:

It didn't work out that way for racist bigot George Wallace. Or Gerald Ford. 

They weren't blessed with a fist pumping bloody face pic in the era of social media.  

1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

He will definitely say he was shot

I’m sure he will. I’m just saying the reporting I heard. The wound doesn’t look like a gunshot either unless it was very glancing.

5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

@PenelopeWitherspoon what are you not a Christopher Walken/Stephen King/Dead Zone fan. I will even pay for you to rent it. Grow the fuck up.

No one is surprised you watched that movie and cheer for Martin Sheen. 

Hopefully the shooter is gay, or brown, or black, or trans, or poor, or a woman, or one of his child rape victims...so they can claim self defense. 

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3 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Yep! She should never have had a ship named after her.

Why not?

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, politics and conspiracy theories aside.  Why would you standup the target like that when you still aren't sure the shooter has been taken down?  You either smother it with your bodies or you lower it and shuffle it to an embankment/cover position?  I'm sure we'll be unpacking this for years, but of all the Secret Service guys I know, I've near heard one of them say, "Yeah, if anything happens to an asset...we totally foist them up like a participation trophy in front of the shooter who we haven't yet located."  But here we down the Rabbit Hole...


because it was planned ??

 

 

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We may be fucked?

Yea I think with today's events regardless of the facts that (can't believe I just had to type that)we can go ahead and put a little more assertive tag on this thread.

All the shooter has to say - my life was in danger !

 

stand your ground mother fucker !!!

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

We may be fucked?

Yea I think with today's events regardless of the facts that (can't believe I just had to type that)we can go ahead and put a little more assertive tag on this thread.

Well yeah.  In the immediate aftermath, "Staged" is now trending on twitter and two of the more prolific posters in the CR here are in fact suggesting this was orchestrated.

Some people's brains are permanently broken.  

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Hopefully the shooter is gay, or brown, or black, or trans, or poor, or a woman...so they can claim self defense. 


maybe the shooter was one of his multiple child rape victims ?? 

ABC saying Biden campaign is putting everything on hold and taking down all ads. 

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Just now, mdmost said:

ABC saying Biden campaign is putting everything on hold and taking down all ads. 

Well that’s fucking dumb

I hope it's ok to say this, but a couple of those female secret service agents on the scene would seriously get some.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

a sitting member of congress. Christ

 

Yeah we are turbo fucked...so god damn reckless...

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


maybe the shooter was one of his multiple child rape victims ?? 

fuck, now i need to edit that post again...

Biden finally gets some momentum yesterday. By going after Trump and this happens …

 

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Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Well that’s fucking dumb

Not really. Lay low, say the right things, tamp things down.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I hope it's ok to say this, but a couple of those female secret service agents on the scene would seriously get some.

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7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Hopefully the shooter is gay, or brown, or black, or trans, or poor, or a woman, or one of his child rape victims...so they can claim self defense. 


I hope it was Vet on disability because trump / project 2025 is about to nuke them 

Just now, Pancho said:

Starting to come out that trunp was hit by glass fragments from a shattered teleprompter, not a bullet.

That makes sense.  No way a bullet hits him and his ear is still attached unless it was piddly BB gun/22.  

22 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m not saying Ukraine did it, but they have the most to lose 

Ukrainians have better aim

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