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Posted
Just now, MissingInAction said:

I made your mom take a breath last night.

Weird.  I made your mom choke a bit. 

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12 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That social media woman had the best explanation.  He heard from some aide that Venezuela and some Central American countries were pouring out their mental hospitals, jails, and insane asylums to cross Mexico into the U.S.  And on another occasion, he hears many are coming here seeking 'asylum.'  He conflates the two definitions, and asks for a high profile example of somebody dangerous from an asylum., and Hannibal Lecter pops up on the first page.  Without any understanding of political/religious/humanitarian asylum, he just runs with the talking point that everybody kinda nods their head to like, "Yeah, I think I remember that guy."

The other weird thing, besides him constantly pointing out one person to be cannibalized at each really, is he prefaces it with "The Late, Great Hannibal Lecter."  Hannibal doesn't die in the movie.  We know this because we don't see him die, but fade into the crowd in the Bahamas.  And he resurfaces stateside ten years later for another rampage.  Anthony Hopkins, as you point out, is still alive in real life as well.  

First thing they tell you when you're showing dementia/early cognitive decline is to get out of your mental routine.  Don't keep talking to the same people about the same thing over and over and over again.  Just because you keep saying weird shit and it feels comforting, doesn't mean it doesn't accelerate the decline.  You've got to expose yourself to new books, new groups of people, new activities requiring some brain power (puzzles, swimming, gardening, etc.), new shows and movies, new topics of conversation.  It was one thing in 2016 when he was barely 70 because it got his crowd riled up because they craved easily digestible politics.  But now, he's just running a paint-by-numbers thing, gets no pushback, and it's blatantly obvious to even the casual independent that he has no original thoughts anymore. 

He's just on a loop to the bottom.

Yeah. We've all seen the fucking intro to Scarface.
 

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That social media woman had the best explanation.  He heard from some aide that Venezuela and some Central American countries were pouring out their mental hospitals, jails, and insane asylums to cross Mexico into the U.S.  And on another occasion, he hears many are coming here seeking 'asylum.'  He conflates the two definitions, and asks for a high profile example of somebody dangerous from an asylum., and Hannibal Lecter pops up on the first page.  Without any understanding of political/religious/humanitarian asylum, he just runs with the talking point that everybody kinda nods their head to like, "Yeah, I think I remember that guy."

he did the same thing as POTUS when he thought actual coyotes (the animals) were coming over the border because it wasn't secure.  he didn't realize that smugglers are called coyotes.  his brain can't handle when one word has more than one meaning.

 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This thread is moving too fast to keep up. Everyone needs to take a breath. 

 

I asked nicely yesterday, and everyone held it to 6 pages from around 9 am to 6 pm or so.  Maybe that's what you need to do.

 

 

Posted
4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Keep it up. Make him crack. He's not ready for this heat. 

 

God, you know he fucking hates this tweet. He’s probably stuffing three double quarter pounders to cope. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Keep it up. Make him crack. He's not ready for this heat. 

 

I was probably one of the biggest Harris supporters on this board in 2020.  

Sometimes you seize the moment (Obama 08, Trump 16) and sometimes the moment comes to you (Biden 20, Harris 24).

She ready

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Posted
1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why? the sooner he leaves this plane the better off we will all be

I’m holding out for the lightning bolt… really the only acceptable departure, for me at least. 

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m holding out for the lightning bolt… really the only acceptable departure, for me at least. 

 

We can only hope.  However, we know he doesn't want his hair to get wet

 

 

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Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ain't like dusting crops, boy.

Wait....the nutbar in Pennsylvania thought Trump was a womp rat (they're both not much bigger than two meters), and tried to take him out with an AR-15 instead of a T-16?  

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NOW I understand what the hell is happening.  This is a confusing fucking timeline, man.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Constant said:

God, you know he fucking hates this tweet. He’s probably stuffing three double quarter pounders to cope. 

I don't think she went far enough. I think she should start ending that statement with "I'm not sure why a venue chance should matter to him, unless he's scared of a woman and hopes to have a friendly environment."

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Posted
2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My god, I love this dude. 

 

I was initially on the Kelly train but Walz should be the pick.

Effective communicator with a more blue-collar flair than Pete or Shapiro.

While Minnesota is relatively safe for dems, he’s the exact salt of the earth type to win over white and independent voters from Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.

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1 minute ago, Texas Flood said:

I was initially on the Kelly train but Walz should be the pick.

Effective communicator with a more blue-collar flair than Pete or Shapiro.

While Minnesota is relatively safe for dems, he’s the exact salt of the earth type to win over white and independent voters from Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.

As others have said, I think she's got several great options to pick from. And damn that is refreshing. 

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, my deep and abiding prayer is that we've seen "peak Trump."

I want THIS euphoric moment:

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To be the MAGA equivalent of THIS euphoric moment:

 

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That really, really, really doesn't seem like too much to ask.

It is pretty amazing how rapidly and thoroughly Trump's once-a-century photo op has been overshadowed. And by a BLACK WOMAN no less.

I'm sure he is going crazy about it, and it delights me to no end. 

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Posted

 

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Not only do undocumented immigrants commit less crimes than Americans on average, undocumented immigrants are supposed to reduce our federal deficit by like 800 billion over the next 10 years. Not even a drain on our economy like many claim.

User name checks.

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

My wife's area is almost all white collar professional women ages from mid 20's to mid 50's.  Most lean a little to the right but are somewhat moderate.  Some of them liked the Vance pick at first and now they all actively hate him.  Like fucking hate him.  

So, there's that.

Its like when black women get mad seeing a black man dating a non-Black woman.  Women don’t want to see men fucking couches either.

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1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

 Women don’t want to see men fucking couches either.

And Ted Cruz REALLY hates it.  Because when he tried to fuck a couch, the couch shot him down.

 

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And Ted Cruz REALLY hates it.  Because when he tried to fuck a couch, the couch shot him down.

 

Trump thinks Cruz's couch is ugly. 

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Are these real releases? Again I want to follow but these are not on kamalaharris.com

Apparently they're email releases. 

https://newrepublic.com/post/184249/78-year-old-criminal-kamala-harris-roasts-trump-press-release
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/live-blog/-presidential-election-trump-harris-live-updates-rcna163041

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Posted
32 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I was probably one of the biggest Harris supporters on this board in 2020.  

Sometimes you seize the moment (Obama 08, Trump 16) and sometimes the moment comes to you (Biden 20, Harris 24).

She ready

Yup. She was my first choice in 2020

Posted
5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I like that Kamala's team is flooding the zone. This is taking what Trump does and throwing it back on him. Now, you make him have to defend his position on IVF again. Then you hit him with "he's saying this but do you really trust him to keep his word". It's the perfect rope to allow him to hang himself with.

I like how she's going direct at him, which is something Hillary never did.

I love how aggressive she's being.

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Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

I like how she's going direct at him, which is something Hillary never did.

I love how aggressive she's being.

It’s not only that, but feels like 75% of what they broadcast is material directly from Trump and Vance, they don’t have to do anything except repost videos of shit they’ve said.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Was Biden +3 last poll. Biden +7 in 2020

Seems like generally a 3 to 5 point bump for Harris off the bat. I think she'll be up huge two weeks post-convention. 

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