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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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The guys at the off-airport parking shuttle have Walz, Shapiro, and Kelly. 

Waiting to hear from Port-a-potty girl to know for sure…
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6 minutes ago, bluto said:

This is paywalled for me but I think I miscounted anyway. 26-22-2, not 25-23-2. Nevermind then.

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2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Which session of congress will decide the current or the incoming? 

Incoming I believe, but all there is to go on right now is the current. 

18 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

This is way down the rabbit hole, but currently the state delegations in the House are 25R-23D-2 Ties. What, pray tell, happens if that becomes 25 votes for Trump and 25 for Harris in the House?

NC and MN are the ties FWIW.


maybe all this needs separate thread ?

 

what happens if the black vote shows out in Louisiana, harris wins the state. It all goes to the house and R’s have the majority of La seats ?

49 minutes ago, Chopper said:

here's a portion of a thread that discusses the "in 4 years you won't have to vote anymore" statement in context of the crazy, nutty, extreme christian nationalists - who were the audience when Drumpf made the statement. Sarah Posner is a writer/journalist.

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I grew up amongst these cultish assholes. If any of this sounds crazier than squirrel turds, you should’ve seen it live. They’ve been chomping at this “end of the world” bit for so long.

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

MSNBC is reporting it’s down to these guys…

 

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I don't get the reactions - all three are great options.

Kamala herself has brought the base home. Need someone to expand the map and/or appeal.

1 hour ago, G650 said:

So who was that motherfucker that said she wasn't cool again?

We’ve gone from Hillary Clinton and “hot sauce in my bag” to this:

 

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NRA is simply one huge grift for their exec board and politicians 

59 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


maybe all this needs separate thread ?

 

what happens if the black vote shows out in Louisiana, harris wins the state. It all goes to the house and R’s have the majority of La seats ?

If it goes to the House, the popular vote becomes irrelevant. 

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

You mofos are doin the damn thang!

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6 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

If it goes to the House, the popular vote becomes irrelevant. 


thats what I figured. This man has been up trump’s ass since day 1, probably has changed his diaper. Yet Trump passed him over for speaker. He won’t fail Trump if it goes to the house ….

 

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9 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

If it goes to the House, the popular vote becomes irrelevant. 

And that's what is being hoped for.  When Trump says shit like "we have plenty of votes" this is exactly what he means.

Then again, he contradicts himself in the next breath with shit like "we need your votes this year".

 

 

Fast Park? That guy doesn’t know shit!

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20 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

If it goes to the House, the popular vote becomes irrelevant. 

Well, if it goes to the house then every single vote cast is irrelevant.  Unless you think the reps will do the right thing and vote based on their state results.  

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5 hours ago, South Austin said:

JD Vance: “Wrong. Hamburger helper, Parmesan, salsa…… and then after putting on some Selena for the mood- I mash it all up in a big half-filled rubber glove …..”

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13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well, if it goes to the house then every single vote cast is irrelevant.  Unless you think the reps will do the right thing and vote based on their state results.  

It’s not going to the fucking house. We’re ending this with 300+EVS called before 11pm. 8 years of this bullshit is more than enough.

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I’ve seen a few sporadic young people (under 35) expressing support for Trump. I just can’t understand that. They aren’t hooked on Fox News. They don’t have faulty old memories of the old days. Why in the world would a young person vote Trump. I wish a surly young person supporting Trump would show up and explain. But I know they won’t because they will get attacked hard. 

Well you see, southern frat kids are generally at their most retarded stage of life.

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2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

hey Trump...

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i would imagine a Bitcoin bro convention is heavy on creepy guys with a ton of ch1ld p0rn. A huge group of fucking m0lesters !!!

How does he not have some TrumpCoin to grift off his simps?

Just now, Ted Lange said:

How does he not have some TrumpCoin to grift off his simps?

 

Hey, there's only so much tech know how in the Trump orbit.  It takes all they have just to keep his Twitter knockoff running.

 

 

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

How does he not have some TrumpCoin to grift off his simps?


this was an NFT I made a couple years ago. 
 

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35 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


this was an NFT I made a couple years ago. 
 

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Over the years, I’ve noticed that most repeat club champions go way past parallel.

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

I don't get the reactions - all three are great options.

Kamala herself has brought the base home. Need someone to expand the map and/or appeal.

 

Breaking news! Trump inadvertently tells the truth. Admits he’s not Christian:

 

3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

 

This. Or they were bullied or losers in HS and want to be part of the "tough" group.

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12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

MMA fans/Joe Rogan listeners

Incels 

22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

pretty sure felons can't vote in Florida

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

pretty sure felons can't vote in Florida

He can vote; Florida (paraphrasing) doesn't recognize a felony conviction in a different state for voting purposes.  

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Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

He can vote; Florida (paraphrasing) doesn't recognize a felony conviction in a different state for voting purposes.  

Weak on crime Desantis strikes again.  Fucker.


Check:Vance comes out of the closet in an attempt to secure LBGT support

Checkmate: Kamala counters by announcing Pete as her running mate

If anyone has ever hate sucked a cock to prove he wasn’t gay, it’s Vance.
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