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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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28 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yup, her walking up to him and making him shake her hand set the tone....dude walked in like a pussy ass bitch.

yeah, I liked that she didn't wait in the middle. she met him on his side of the stage. powerful. can't wait to vote 3 times for her.

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44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He brought a 9/11 truther to the 9/11 commemoration may be as easy of an entry point to snark on your relatives as the dog eating thing.

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Just now, Chopper said:

He brought a 9/11 truther to the 9/11 commemoration may be as easy of an entry point to snark on your relatives as the dog eating thing.

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We all collectively forgot the Arlington National Cemetery scandal from the halcyon days of . . . 17 days ago

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52 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Love laying into idiots.  Not literally, shitheads.  A fun hobby.  

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Seems like you need new friends. You're rich, where do I apply?

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Totals. Trump spoke for about five minutes more and spoke a lot more often. Five minutes is kind of significant when they’re often given 1 minute to speak and Kamala got cut off multiple times. Trump has no basis for complaining that the moderators were unfair. They fact-checked him 3 times. He lied WAY more than that.

 

The biggest issue was he always was allowed to get the last word in, every single fucking time. Seems totally fair.

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Pretty sure Elon meant he’d give Taylor one of his actual kids.

5 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

The biggest issue was he always was allowed to get the last word in, every single fucking time. Seems totally fair.

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And then hard closing KH on the very few occasions she ASKED for it. 

Yikes (photo is linked)

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9 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

The biggest issue was he always was allowed to get the last word in, every single fucking time. Seems totally fair.

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And the one time she asked to respond to something he said which would’ve given her the final word, they shut her down. 

9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Pretty sure Elon meant he’d give Taylor one of his actual kids.

who cares? what he said was creepy regardless of what he meant

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

MU Law poll of Wisconsin

Harris 48, Trump 43, Kennedy 6, Stein/Oliver 2 (Harris +5)
Harris 52, Trump 48 in the H2H (+4)

WI is one of the states where RFK is going to remain on the ballot

 

 

gave dumbass and dumbass a 5 min listen on the way to the golf course. they had a polling ‘expert’ on …..

the polls showing harris up, are over polling old liberal dems 

zero issues in areas/polls where trump had a slight lead 

trump could win a blow out, the polls are biased towards dems. except the one that show a trump edge

uneducated dumb whites need to show up, traditionally they disappear on the election day 

3 million new citizens / immigrants will be a huge problem if they show up and vote  

20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Seems like you need new friends. You're rich, where do I apply?

It’s not easy.  I call out stupidity 24/7.  But you’d be A Ok in that regard.  PM Derka

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Seems like you need new friends. You're rich, where do I apply?

BEST case you get to watch OU from a private box. Be careful what you ask for 

11 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Yikes (photo is linked)

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I caught that live, and thought he probably meant it like "she put it out there that she is black". But who knows. 

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I caught that live, and thought he probably meant it like "she put it out there that she is black". But who knows. 

That's exactly what I thought when I heard it. He just got his words and phrases out of order, which happens all the time to people with cognitive issues. 

SoCal, one of the shittiest right wing spam pollsters, not only has Harris up 48-45 (+1 for her from 8/18), but they have her winning the debate by 19 

For the Swifties from Prof at Hobby School, just a normie

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Real life

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"Succession"

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The Magats I'm related to are all parroting the bullshit about the biased moderation and saying "we didn't learn anything about either candidate." I wanted to list the things we learned about both, but what is the point? It's sad seeing people I love - who were all sane, reasonable and intelligent before Trump - now being incapable of living in reality. 

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s not easy.  I call out stupidity 24/7.  But you’d be A Ok in that regard.  PM Derka

I mean, I'm comfortable in my stupidity

7 minutes ago, Foosters said:

BEST case you get to watch OU from a private box. Be careful what you ask for 

I said friends, I didn't say we'd have to attend games together. Tap the brakes. 

Early Voting has officially begun! Iowa has record 30 "counter ballots" - voters who requested an absentee ballot, but then cast their vote in person at their local county office.

Those 30 ballots were 22 Dems, 6 Republican, 2 not affiliated.  Mostly the olds - one 18-25, twelve 41-65 and seventeen 65+

https://election.lab.ufl.edu/early-vote/2024-early-voting/

16 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And the one time she asked to respond to something he said which would’ve given her the final word, they shut her down. 

rules and decorum for thee, not for me!  

22 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And the one time she asked to respond to something he said which would’ve given her the final word, they shut her down. 

Karma is a bitch: Trump was the one to bring up his assassination attempt and no one else engaged with it at all.

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Early Voting has officially begun! Iowa has record 30 "counter ballots" - voters who requested an absentee ballot, but then cast their vote in person at their local county office.

Those 30 ballots were 22 Dems, 6 Republican, 2 not affiliated.  Mostly the olds - one 18-25, twelve 41-65 and seventeen 65+

https://election.lab.ufl.edu/early-vote/2024-early-voting/

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STOP THE COUNT!!!

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

He has more than a concept of a plan, but not when it comes to healthcare. It's called Project 2025.

I actually believe him when he says he hasn't read it because A) he can barely read and B) he would never read something that is 900 pages long.  I'm sure he knows the basic concepts and has been briefed on some of it by the Heritage Foundation and others that worked on it.  He will sign off on all of it if he's elected.  They just have to put it in front of him.

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

Bias!!  Why aren't they reporting on the three vote.gov visitors that were referred from Scott Baio's Truth account??  Somehow they don't count just because they couldn't understand the process to register??

51 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s not easy.  I call out stupidity 24/7.  But you’d be A Ok in that regard.  PM Derka

I'd apply, but I like to be in bed by the sensible hour of 9pm and I feel that maybe incompatible

43 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I'm comfortable in my stupidity

I said friends, I didn't say we'd have to attend games together. Tap the brakes. 

Next thing you know you're gonna be driving him to the airport.

58 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Yikes (photo is linked)

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Yeah, he fumbled (go figure) his words. He meant "put out" by her camp that she was black now after not considering herself "black" previously.

Found a non elon.com version. 

 

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Dear god, the irony

So all their attempts to make out Harris as "too liberal" is not working, compared to Trump.  More voters seem to see him as very conservative and less moderate, compared to Harris being seen as very liberal and more moderate than Trump. 

Marquette (WI) - Harris is seen as very liberal by 52% and moderate by 16%.  Trump is 53% very conservative and only 10% moderate.  It's even funnier for the VPs - while 45% see Walz as very liberal and 21% moderate, JD Vance is seen as very conservative by 61% (!) and only 10% moderate

Cygnal, another right wing pollster, has Harris up 2 in the H2H and 2 in the full ballot.  Cygnal has Harris 46% very liberal, 17% moderate and Trump 45% very conservative and only 10% moderate. 

I sense zero overlap between Swifties and Magacunts. They are seriously squirming. 

7 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

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You know Olivia Rodriguez and Lily Allen are in there somewhere too.

 

 

Probably as close to an "endorsement" as Romney would ever give towards Kamala

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Seems like you need new friends. You're rich, where do I apply?

PM Edward.

44 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

 

Imagine being a MAGA parent and having to tell your teenage daughter that you aren't going to take her to the Eras tour because she supports Kamala. This ought to make quite a few Democrats for life out of some Swifties. 

I always knew the implosion would cause the most delicious MAGA meltdown tears and now here we are and it's just the beginning.  After he was shot and Biden was still herpy derping his way around, they were assured of victory.  But here we are just 8 week (?) later and they're resigned to defeat.  We have another 8 weeks to go until the finality of election night which will produce a squirting gusher of MAGA tears and MAGA tears make the best lube.

I am very gruntled.    

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Trump clearly has a record of only hiring the best people. What could go wrong hiring Laura Loomer for debate prep?

 

15 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Imagine being a MAGA parent and having to tell your teenage daughter that you aren't going to take her to the Eras tour because she supports Kamala. This ought to make quite a few Democrats for life out of some Swifties. 

 

pretty sure that's an original Gary Peterson, but your overall point remains

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