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5 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

And when in doubt, ask a local!

as for Trump banging Loomer, i'm not gonna cast aspersions on Donnie.  when i'm 78, if i'm overweight, wear a diaper, have B.O., and in a loveless marriage, and a 31 year old starts throwing some leg at me, even if she looks like a Sleestak, i can't say i would turn it down.

What does a sleestack look like in the dark?

 

Exactly.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I just hope and pray that she's causing some republicans to stay home. 

Yeah, that’s why MTG, Lady G, Tillis, etc. are openly calling out Loomer.  It’s a plea to Trump to stop banging her.  This may actually hurt him.  Obviously, hardcore MAGA won’t be turned off by it if it becomes public that they’re banging. Hell, it might turn them on.

But if it causes 100,000 thousand people out of the 74 million previous Trump voters to stay home, that would make a difference in certain states.  We’re dealing with the thinnest of margins.  Trump having an affair with a certified nut job 47 years his junior *could* be enough to make a not insubstantial number of Republicans to just say fuck, I’m done with him. I’m staying home.  Not just Trump cheating on Melania (we know he cheats) but with all the shit Loomer has said.  Sick, vile, disgusting, racist, homophobic crap. *could*

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Shoot, send Walz up there to do some fishing thing with Peltola. 

While they're at it they ought to send him to Texas for Friday night lights.

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Posted

Should we have a separate October surprise "call your shot" thread?

Here are some ideas I've been kicking around

  • Secret Service "leak" or "statement" about Butler with a new overstated claim about some lapse that was somehow Biden's or Kamala's fault
    • (a "Comey letter" redux attempt)
  • Trump is hospitalized
    • Flu, COVID, household injury, sex injury while banging Loomer
    • a sympathy play
  • Melania serves divorce papers
    • Loomer vs Melania gossip sucks up all the media attention
    • All the kids including Barron side with Trump out of fear
    • Harris takes the high road on it, surrogates do all the dirty work
  • GWB dies, Laura Bush endorses Trump or Harris
    • funeral taking a few 24 hour news cycles
    • endorsement of course doesn't make a shit
  • Walz mistress allegation
    • some poorly-sourced story about his time away from home in National Guard
    • accuser with Larry Sinclair-level credibility, no receipts
    • time spent addressing/debunking hurts the campaign
  • Kamala drunk video
    • nothingburger where she's having a good time somewhere
    • slight hit to her presidential image
  • Charlie Kirk J6 indictment
    • his organization, Turning Point, was responsible for bussing "patriots" to DC
    • Project 2025 people indicted or implicated too
    • "they're not after me they're after you I'm just in their way" messaging from Trump
  • JD Vance MeToo allegation
    • Ohio State or Yale days
    • girl with receipts
    • possible infidelity depending on if it was after he was seriously dating Usha
    • will alienate moderates, everyone else already knows he sucks

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, chainsaw said:

If the celebrity gossip industrial complex didn't exist, he would have ended up like Dustin Diamond

There have been times I've cursed the existence of Robin Leach and his Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous for giving us the likes of Donald Trump. Putting the fun movie/music nostalgia aside, the 1980s really was the start of a whole lot of bullshit.

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1 minute ago, bolverk said:

There have been times I've cursed the existence of Robin Leach and his Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous for giving us the likes of Donald Trump. Putting the fun movie/music nostalgia aside, the 1980s really was the start of a whole lot of bullshit.

one day we will look at Reagan like we look at Columbus.

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Posted
Just now, TexLonghorn said:

Hey, everyone!  Turns out we all misunderstood Mario Lopez when he posted about celebrity obsession and low intelligence!  He actually meant the opposite!  Oopsies!  And this is his true belief, not a reaction to how ratioed he got for the first post.

 

He got pistolwhipped by his agent, a reminder where his bread is buttered

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Posted
4 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Hey, everyone!  Turns out we all misunderstood Mario Lopez when he posted about celebrity obsession and low intelligence!  He actually meant the opposite!  Oopsies!  And this is his true belief, not a reaction to how ratioed he got for the first post.

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Cracking Up Lol GIF

Jesus Christ--that first guy is 65?  Really?

And Laura Loomer is . . . 31?

Tha fuck?  Did everyone just contract Benjamin Button Disease or something?

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Posted (edited)

Just got this ad on YouTube, where Trump's right eye was like this for what seemed like the whole clip (couldn't rewind to verify).  WTF?

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Posted
2 hours ago, Tuco said:

The Loomer thing is definitely entertaining. I’m a little torn on whether to be happy about it.

In the short term, I think she is more damaging than Trumps debate. She is directly attacking Republicans, and viciously so. Openly calling MTG’s infidelity and Ladybug’s sexuality - that is not just politics. And it’s not good politics. For the last 8 years I’ve believed that Trumpism only ends when the Republicans have a civil war and the adults win. She is definitely starting that war.

But, in the long term, she may be the most likely heir to the Trump throne. Everything that was perceived about Trump 8 years ago applies to her. He was too racist, too stupid, too bombastic with other Republicans. She pushes the bar even lower.

but she's an unknown without the charisma to pull it off.

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Posted
1 minute ago, HornPhD said:

The areas most affected by wildfires in CA are full of trump supporters. 

Unfortunately for them, Biden is President.

 

Wait. Wut?

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Should we have a separate October surprise "call your shot" thread?

  • JD Vance MeToo allegation
    • Ohio State or Yale days
    • guy or couch with receipts
    • possible infidelity depending on if it was after he was seriously dating Usha
    • will alienate moderates, everyone else already knows he sucks

 

FIFY

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Posted
28 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

 

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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I thought I heard him say New Scum in the clip and just thought it was his dementia.  Apparently it was on porpoise.

 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Yes.  California.  Completely destroyed.

What a hellscape.

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And I gotta say, my favorite political group of all time is the Marxist Fascists.  They both want to seize the means of production....AND make everyone slaves to corporate masters.  That's some impressive multitasking right there, gotta hand it to 'em.

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